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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I just bought them a prawn cocktail each 
That has made me laugh, you crazy cat lady.
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Snap! I just got some quality tuna in and have pretended to leave my dinner plate on the floor since mine loves stealing food and has been under the weather recently. |
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"I just bought them a prawn cocktail each
That has made me laugh, you crazy cat lady.
Snap! I just got some quality tuna in and have pretended to leave my dinner plate on the floor since mine loves stealing food and has been under the weather recently."
 jay tells me off for encouraging them
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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Our pet rats, only had them a couple of months but I love them to bits. They are so affectionate and almost dance round their cage to get your attention. They can even make me smile first thing in the morning, which is an achievement.
I keep getting told off for buying things and spoiling them. Mr B says they eat better than he does.  |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"Our pet rats, only had them a couple of months but I love them to bits. They are so affectionate and almost dance round their cage to get your attention. They can even make me smile first thing in the morning, which is an achievement.
I keep getting told off for buying things and spoiling them. Mr B says they eat better than he does. "
id love a rat but hubby wont let me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fart jokes...Oh they are a given. "
Have you seen A Million Ways To Die In The West? It's an endless stream of fart jokes. Puerile and childish but bloody hilarious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chocolate........and sex 
Chocolate releases the same endorphin as an orgasm, so technically they're the same thing...."
I know but I have chocolate more often than I have sex |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Fart jokes...Oh they are a given.
Have you seen A Million Ways To Die In The West? It's an endless stream of fart jokes. Puerile and childish but bloody hilarious."
Not yet, on my to watchlist. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chocolate........and sex
Chocolate releases the same endorphin as an orgasm, so technically they're the same thing....
I know but I have chocolate more often than I have sex "
Be careful, chocolate is also toxic. Although the lethal dose is 25kg. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My kids, the youngest in particular. The oldest don't always make smile!
My gormless dogs, that squeeze themselves into the smallest of spaces to catch the last of the sun.
When I've finished a long hard shift.. And seen someone at deaths door recover and go home.
Days off. Sunshine. Danny falling over, the other day... Although broken ribs.. Wiped the smile off my kipper....
But most of all my five year old is going through the I love you mummy stage. Priceless!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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one or two things we do regularly make us both smile and then fall about laughing - but today something made me smile - a lady i care for hardly ever ventures out - went today and she was waiting with her coat on - this is the second time in a few weeks and it made me smile inside and out - sorry its not rude or funny but its what happened |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just bought them a prawn cocktail each
That has made me laugh, you crazy cat lady.
Snap! I just got some quality tuna in and have pretended to leave my dinner plate on the floor since mine loves stealing food and has been under the weather recently."
Our kitten had some of my noodles from my stir fry today. He looked so funny chomping on his worms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bunnies 
There about 5 little baby bunnies living in the grass by he car park at work deliberately park next to them each day to have a look at them running about like little fluffy missiles |
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