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Oh, those flags on cars? I was told that that was because doctors are worried about the size of mens cocks as there seem to be a growing number of men with cocks less than 3" in length - in order do be able to survey them, they've asked that men in that category put a white flag with a red cross on their car. Is that wrong? Should I get my coat? Z |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Ok who has their flags out and if not, why not !!
Lets get behind the lads."
I told someone those flags on cars cost you tons in petrol......
extra drag = less mpg = more petrol = more money........
they take em off after I pointed it out...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got my official England Beer from my Official England supermarket, travelled on the Official England Coach to the Official England Building Society , to get mponey to buy my official England shirt , and got Ferdiand No 4 printed on the back .... Sheesh ... Start again !!
No flags on my car not until were in the final then ill get excited...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"World Cup bunting on my shop (all the nations) with two lovely St Georges Cross flags fitted into the flag holders above the windows.
How many days before some idiot rips them down?"
surprised they are still there now,knowing the chavs in torquay!!  |
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"Oh, those flags on cars? I was told that that was because doctors are worried about the size of mens cocks as there seem to be a growing number of men with cocks less than 3" in length - in order do be able to survey them, they've asked that men in that category put a white flag with a red cross on their car. Is that wrong? Should I get my coat? Z "
but on my travels i have seen a hell of a lot of women going to work in cars with england flags and young ladies going onthe school run driving cars with england flags on as well,are they not being patriotic or do you assume that they have a cock also?. |
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"World Cup bunting on my shop (all the nations) with two lovely St Georges Cross flags fitted into the flag holders above the windows.
How many days before some idiot rips them down?
surprised they are still there now,knowing the chavs in torquay!! "
Ah but my shop isn't in Torquay  |
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"Was traveling up the M5 yesterday and nearly had one of those car flag things come through the windscreen and end up in my face!!!
Fine the idiots with them on their cars, un-safe loads and all that!!
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Thet are lightweight plastic and polythene.....hardly life threatening |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
Tayside |
"Oh, those flags on cars? I was told that that was because doctors are worried about the size of mens cocks as there seem to be a growing number of men with cocks less than 3" in length - in order do be able to survey them, they've asked that men in that category put a white flag with a red cross on their car. Is that wrong? Should I get my coat? Z
but on my travels i have seen a hell of a lot of women going to work in cars with england flags and young ladies going onthe school run driving cars with england flags on as well,are they not being patriotic or do you assume that they have a cock also?. "
Nope they have borrowed their husbands cars for the day! |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
Rushden |
"Oh, those flags on cars? I was told that that was because doctors are worried about the size of mens cocks as there seem to be a growing number of men with cocks less than 3" in length - in order do be able to survey them, they've asked that men in that category put a white flag with a red cross on their car. Is that wrong? Should I get my coat? Z
but on my travels i have seen a hell of a lot of women going to work in cars with england flags and young ladies going onthe school run driving cars with england flags on as well,are they not being patriotic or do you assume that they have a cock also?. "
OK doctor, this is a serious case! We have done tests and it would seem all the humour has been drained from them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was traveling up the M5 yesterday and nearly had one of those car flag things come through the windscreen and end up in my face!!!
Fine the idiots with them on their cars, un-safe loads and all that!!
Thet are lightweight plastic and polythene.....hardly life threatening"
love to see your face after one hits you while your out on your bike. Or your windscreen goes in on your car! Just like a rubber bullet don't injury you either!  |
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