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So the men are great at exclaiming their randiness...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I am wondering how I should announce my impending arousal?

Should it be 'I'm feeling frisky'?

Or one is 'hot and bothered'?

Or go for plain ol' 'horny'?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goddamnit! I need a cock to quench my thirst for a man!

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple over a year ago

Fareham

"I am wondering how I should announce my impending arousal?

Should it be 'I'm feeling frisky'?

Or one is 'hot and bothered'?

Or go for plain ol' 'horny'?"

Well I don't know about anyone else but I'm hornier than a Viking hat shop!!

Emm

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Suns out, god Im so horny - This is how most of the status's are showing up on my list. Sorry I forgot to add 'he he' at the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Goddamnit! I need a cock to quench my thirst for a man! "

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

I don't know, but what's with the tennis ball ?

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Horny horny horny....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't know, but what's with the tennis ball ?

Wimbledon my darling, Wimbledon.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I want a fuck!!!

That might get the message across.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about 'in search of a sensual and intimate encounter with one who has kissable lips and nimble fingers'?

...and then i can wave my hand around saying 'pick me, pick me'.

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

"I don't know, but what's with the tennis ball ?

Wimbledon my darling, Wimbledon."

Ah ok, gotcha

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'm dripping like a Ford Cortina's sump.

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

"I'm dripping like a Ford Cortina's sump."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't know, but what's with the tennis ball ?

Wimbledon my darling, Wimbledon.

Ah ok, gotcha

Would you rather I said I something filthy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm dripping like a Ford Cortina's sump."

Ha erm...what's a sump?

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I'm dripping like a Ford Cortina's sump.

Ha erm...what's a sump?

You don't need to understand dear... they'll get what you mean.

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By *riskygazMan over a year ago

birmingham

My cock is throbbing, who wants to kiss it better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock is throbbing, who wants to kiss it better

You poor thing, i will.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suns out, god Im so horny - This is how most of the status's are showing up on my list. Sorry I forgot to add 'he he' at the end"

I hate he he

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My cock is throbbing, who wants to kiss it better

as long as it's not got any odd lumps...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am wondering how I should announce my impending arousal?

Should it be 'I'm feeling frisky'?

Or one is 'hot and bothered'?

Or go for plain ol' 'horny'?"

So, am I to assume you're walking round with a gushing wide-on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am wondering how I should announce my impending arousal?

Should it be 'I'm feeling frisky'?

Or one is 'hot and bothered'?

Or go for plain ol' 'horny'?

So, am I to assume you're walking round with a gushing wide-on?

Let's just say I'm browsing fave porn scenes as we type...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am wondering how I should announce my impending arousal?

Should it be 'I'm feeling frisky'?

Or one is 'hot and bothered'?

Or go for plain ol' 'horny'?

So, am I to assume you're walking round with a gushing wide-on?

Let's just say I'm browsing fave porn scenes as we type...

Aaaah, I see. A doctor may diagnose you with an acute case of rising damp then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am wondering how I should announce my impending arousal?

Should it be 'I'm feeling frisky'?

Or one is 'hot and bothered'?

Or go for plain ol' 'horny'?

So, am I to assume you're walking round with a gushing wide-on?

Let's just say I'm browsing fave porn scenes as we type...

Aaaah, I see. A doctor may diagnose you with an acute case of rising damp then!

Not a doctor I ever wanna meet!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How about, I've found an opening - anyone care to fill it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How about, I've found an opening - anyone care to fill it?"

I have a can of expanding foam that dodgy builders use!

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

"I don't know, but what's with the tennis ball ?

Wimbledon my darling, Wimbledon."

Wimbledon is so last month

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't know, but what's with the tennis ball ?

Wimbledon my darling, Wimbledon.

Wimbledon is so last month

Oops...maybe I should change it to a football!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i have an itch that definately needs a scratch

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

"I don't know, but what's with the tennis ball ?

Wimbledon my darling, Wimbledon.

Wimbledon is so last month

Oops...maybe I should change it to a football!"

Hardly worth it world cup is almost over

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How about, I've found an opening - anyone care to fill it?

I have a can of expanding foam that dodgy builders use!

Somehow that isn't the response I was hoping for.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am wondering how I should announce my impending arousal?

Should it be 'I'm feeling frisky'?

Or one is 'hot and bothered'?

Or go for plain ol' 'horny'?

So, am I to assume you're walking round with a gushing wide-on?

Let's just say I'm browsing fave porn scenes as we type...

Aaaah, I see. A doctor may diagnose you with an acute case of rising damp then!

Not a doctor I ever wanna meet!"

I would diagnose a state of tumescence

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By *an_WoodMan over a year ago

Stafford

"I'm dripping like a Ford Cortina's sump."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm dripping like a Ford Cortina's sump."

oh you need help - not the oily rag kind either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How about, I've found an opening - anyone care to fill it?"

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