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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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I'm not really into sport, but I'm glad to see him out of our league.
Luis Suarez, the only vampire to make it as a 1st class footballer, has been sold to Barcelona by Liverpool. He is going by boat. It will be shipwrecked at whatever their equivalent of Whitby is on one dark stormy night. I'm surprised he didn't fly, all he has to do was change into a bat. On the bright side, at least Premier League players can watch World War Z on the night before matches without worrying about catching anything uncouth from Suarez next day. Even if he can't turn people into zombies, it can't be every sport where people are required to have a rabies shot at half time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not really into sport, but I'm glad to see him out of our league.
Luis Suarez, the only vampire to make it as a 1st class footballer, has been sold to Barcelona by Liverpool. He is going by boat. It will be shipwrecked at whatever their equivalent of Whitby is on one dark stormy night. I'm surprised he didn't fly, all he has to do was change into a bat. On the bright side, at least Premier League players can watch World War Z on the night before matches without worrying about catching anything uncouth from Suarez next day. Even if he can't turn people into zombies, it can't be every sport where people are required to have a rabies shot at half time. "
Ah but whose teeth are they going to use to crimp the edge of the pastry crusts for the half time pies..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to say I think the Premier League will be a much safer place now he's gone!
If, as Tina says, he ends up shipwrecked off Whitby, do you think he will end up learning to swim and be a shark in our waters!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a Liverpool fan but they re far too decent a club with outstanding history to put up with behaviour like his good riddance and well done Liverpool fc  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have seen players in the premier league do far worse.....but they where not scapegoats.
I was made up when he basically stuck 2 fingers up to the FA after scoring against England
Genuinely nice man, hope all goes well for him at Barcelona, got his dream move. YNWA  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm still undecided about the whole thing. As soon as it happened, I wanted him gone. The fact he'd done it twice before, one wearing a Liverpool shirt, showed he really hadn't learned his lesson when push really comes to shove. We are an institution, and we need to stick to our tradition and morals; something Barça clearly don't care about with all of their recent transfer debacles. I wish him the best of luck, and thank him for some truly brilliant times and restoring Liverpool's reputation to be feared again. But I'm still happy he's gone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's not mention the racism then, what a lovely fella  "
Is that the word he used which means friend in his country? The same word that Hernandez at United uses?
Also the fact that the FA didn't find him guilty of being racist, but of using a term that is deemed racist in this country?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With a bit of luck, Liverpool will replace him with an English player and England will rule the soccer world again.
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Love is blindness
I don't wanna see............  |
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