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Flirty Friday (aka procrastination)
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I'm feeling flirty but it's a grey rainy day here.
Help me procrastinate by flirting with the one above.
Proper flirting, none of this two word nonsense unless you are so sharp I want to steal your words. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling flirty but it's a grey rainy day here.
Help me procrastinate by flirting with the one above.
Proper flirting, none of this two word nonsense unless you are so sharp I want to steal your words."
My dear Miss lickety, let me bring a ray of sunshine into your grey day, and treat you to some flirtatious winks and knowing looks as I try to wrest my gaze from your plumptious bosom  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"O vulpine milliner, I can envisage many uses for that loosened belt...
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Ligeia, sweet temptress of the night, raven haired beauty and divine orbs of your eyes .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I thought flirting had peaked at 'fancy a fuck' 
Oh la la! I am feeling all flustered after looking at your sexy pics "
I would to learn to speak French one day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And I thought flirting had peaked at 'fancy a fuck'
Oh la la! I am feeling all flustered after looking at your sexy pics "
Oh Cherie, tes fesses sont comme deux pêches mûres, prêt à mordre  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a shag
Qui moi? 
Shaman, I imagine your eyes locked onto my soul as I say, Fancy a shag?"
Lickety - hold on to my hand as you join me in my big red bus.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Fancy a shag
Qui moi?
Shaman, I imagine your eyes locked onto my soul as I say, Fancy a shag?
Lickety - hold on to my hand as you join me in my big red bus.
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I thought I did - I couldn't mount the seat without your helping hand.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fancy a shag
Qui moi?
Shaman, I imagine your eyes locked onto my soul as I say, Fancy a shag?"
Qu'est-ce que c'est ce mot "shag"? Je parle le français seulement |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Fancy a shag
Qui moi?
Shaman, I imagine your eyes locked onto my soul as I say, Fancy a shag?
Qu'est-ce que c'est ce mot "shag"? Je parle le français seulement "
It's a big old seabird, innit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fancy a shag
Qui moi?
Shaman, I imagine your eyes locked onto my soul as I say, Fancy a shag?
Lickety - hold on to my hand as you join me in my big red bus.
I thought I did - I couldn't mount the seat without your helping hand.
"
(Sighs)
...and what a tour it was. How the wind blew through our hair as you showed me your hills and bumps in the road. The aroma of the spooky trees in the darkness of the night. And who could forget the flashing lights of the zebra crossings.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fancy a shag
Qui moi?
Shaman, I imagine your eyes locked onto my soul as I say, Fancy a shag?
Qu'est-ce que c'est ce mot "shag"? Je parle le français seulement
It's a big old seabird, innit!"
 Je ne sais pas. Je ne comprend pas |
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"My lovely Mrs Surrey if your perving on here instead of grafting can you pick up some milk on your way home pls..?
Now that's what I call flirting... with danger.
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Hey, ya gotta live a little now n then.. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Fancy a shag
Qui moi?
Shaman, I imagine your eyes locked onto my soul as I say, Fancy a shag?
Lickety - hold on to my hand as you join me in my big red bus.
I thought I did - I couldn't mount the seat without your helping hand.
(Sighs)
...and what a tour it was. How the wind blew through our hair as you showed me your hills and bumps in the road. The aroma of the spooky trees in the darkness of the night. And who could forget the flashing lights of the zebra crossings.
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Every bend in the road a new adventure. The moment of sad sweet parting as we reached my door and then the joy of our reunion in front of all of those curious eyes (and Fisty and Leggy). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fancy a shag
Qui moi?
Shaman, I imagine your eyes locked onto my soul as I say, Fancy a shag?
Lickety - hold on to my hand as you join me in my big red bus.
I thought I did - I couldn't mount the seat without your helping hand.
(Sighs)
...and what a tour it was. How the wind blew through our hair as you showed me your hills and bumps in the road. The aroma of the spooky trees in the darkness of the night. And who could forget the flashing lights of the zebra crossings.
Every bend in the road a new adventure. The moment of sad sweet parting as we reached my door and then the joy of our reunion in front of all of those curious eyes (and Fisty and Leggy)."
Oh how i regret the moments without any cake from the legged one.
(Sighs)
...a lot of bloody sighing from me today isn't it? Lol
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