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shaving their wifes pussy??
enjoyed it for a while but its now becoming a chore, never known anyone whos muff fluff grows so quick  and if we leave it to grow for a few weeks, well, bear grylls got nothing on me when i go in with the machette
theres so many flaps, folds & creases to be wary of, and she moans at me if i nick her skin,
miserable sod won't have a wax cos it hurts 
i suggested putting it in plaits or dreadlocks but, no dice,
thought the council grasscutters may be interested with a couple of flymos or strimmers but its not their thing either.
whoever invents a decent, safe, pain free way of cultivating the lady garden
will be an instant millionaire  
or even an upside down chair at the hairdressers maybe  |
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"shaving their wifes pussy??
enjoyed it for a while but its now becoming a chore, never known anyone whos muff fluff grows so quick and if we leave it to grow for a few weeks, well, bear grylls got nothing on me when i go in with the machette
theres so many flaps, folds & creases to be wary of, and she moans at me if i nick her skin,
miserable sod won't have a wax cos it hurts
i suggested putting it in plaits or dreadlocks but, no dice,
thought the council grasscutters may be interested with a couple of flymos or strimmers but its not their thing either.
whoever invents a decent, safe, pain free way of cultivating the lady garden
will be an instant millionaire
or even an upside down chair at the hairdressers maybe "
Awww your wife must be so proud of you  |
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"shaving their wifes pussy??
enjoyed it for a while but its now becoming a chore, never known anyone whos muff fluff grows so quick and if we leave it to grow for a few weeks, well, bear grylls got nothing on me when i go in with the machette
theres so many flaps, folds & creases to be wary of, and she moans at me if i nick her skin,
miserable sod won't have a wax cos it hurts
i suggested putting it in plaits or dreadlocks but, no dice,
thought the council grasscutters may be interested with a couple of flymos or strimmers but its not their thing either.
whoever invents a decent, safe, pain free way of cultivating the lady garden
will be an instant millionaire
or even an upside down chair at the hairdressers maybe "
Seriously?!
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"shaving their wifes pussy??
enjoyed it for a while but its now becoming a chore, never known anyone whos muff fluff grows so quick and if we leave it to grow for a few weeks, well, bear grylls got nothing on me when i go in with the machette
theres so many flaps, folds & creases to be wary of, and she moans at me if i nick her skin,
miserable sod won't have a wax cos it hurts
i suggested putting it in plaits or dreadlocks but, no dice,
thought the council grasscutters may be interested with a couple of flymos or strimmers but its not their thing either.
whoever invents a decent, safe, pain free way of cultivating the lady garden
will be an instant millionaire
or even an upside down chair at the hairdressers maybe Awww your wife must be so proud of you "
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"Send her round here as Mr Ruggers reckons he would give up work to do that all day with a queue of women  "
brilliant, it has to be done every 2 hours to keep it smooth.
and, as it turns out, shes not happy when i slap on the brut afterwards |
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I (mr) actually love to do this job as Mrs N can testify to. Think I ought to start a mobile grooming service. I'll call it the 4P's
Pete's professional pussy pampering service |
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Always let the garden grow some people don't mind or even better what a way to break the ice get the people you are meeting to get the garden shears out lol. |
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"I (mr) actually love to do this job as Mrs N can testify to. Think I ought to start a mobile grooming service. I'll call it the 4P's
Pete's professional pussy pampering service "
Brilliant idea that! I enjoy shaving Sazz from time to time |
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"shaving their wifes pussy??
enjoyed it for a while but its now becoming a chore, never known anyone whos muff fluff grows so quick and if we leave it to grow for a few weeks, well, bear grylls got nothing on me when i go in with the machette
theres so many flaps, folds & creases to be wary of, and she moans at me if i nick her skin,
miserable sod won't have a wax cos it hurts
i suggested putting it in plaits or dreadlocks but, no dice,
thought the council grasscutters may be ointerested with a couple of flymos or strimmers but its not their thing either.
whoever invents a decent, safe, pain free way of cultivating the lady garden
will be an instant millionaire
or even an upside down chair at the hairdressers maybe "
in bath with plenty of bubbles and a bottle of wine every friday night with my mrs and i love doing it . then theres the fake tan lol . it is what you make it like everything else . |
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"Haha!
Why can't she do it herself?
Can't she use that magic powder stuff?
But surely it's an intimate moment between you?"
magic powder gets blown away with the fanny farts before it can do its work |
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So I slap the nair on for 6min scrape it off and shower.... bang and the hair is gone lol
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Can't stop saying it in my head now, in my broad Yorkshire accent... 