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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

be alert, the country needs lerts

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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Needs them for what?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

Q Who invented the five day working week.

A Robinson Crusoe, he was buggered by Friday.

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

Q Who invented the five day working week.

A Robinson Crusoe, he was buggered by Friday."

Naaa friday gave head it says in the book!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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Q Who invented the five day working week.

A Robinson Crusoe, he was buggered by Friday."

A All his work was done by Friday...?

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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Dyslexics rule, KO

The Queen rules, UK

Celebrity rules, Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dyslexics rule, KO

The Queen rules, UK

Celebrity rules, Hello!"

Thought fit guys did ...rule?

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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"Thought fit guys did ...rule?

I wouldn't know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought fit guys did ...rule?

I wouldn't know

you are not holding your sceptre?

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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"you are not holding your sceptre?

Haven't heard it called that before!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you are not holding your sceptre?

Haven't heard it called that before!

I have a thing for Royal Regalia

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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Had heard tales of your magnificent orbs, but am still trying to find out how well trimmed your ermine is!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had heard tales of your magnificent orbs, but am still trying to find out how well trimmed your ermine is!"

Well, you bring your sceptre and I ll supply the fur and orbs;-)

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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I'll be at your palace gates before you can say Saxe-Gothburg!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll be at your palace gates before you can say Saxe-Gothburg!"

Brilliant - consider yourself knighted and bring your Hanovarian;-)

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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"Brilliant - consider yourself knighted and bring your Hanovarian;-)"

I don't have a dog

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

20/20 vision

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

Q Why do women get go through the menopause in their 50's?

A Cos' they need all the blood they can get for their varicose veins.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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Hear that clicking noise?

That's the sound of mushroom being removed from Hotlists all over the country

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

bet i was never on in the first place

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

The wife has just had a big W tattoeed on each arse cheek. She bent over to show me.

W O W!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bet i was never on in the first place"

but hey what a way to get you into Hotlists - its ths charm offensive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The wife has just had a big W tattoeed on each arse cheek. She bent over to show me.

W O W!"

now that would have been so ok without the word "big" - lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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Only kidding...tell us a dumb blonde joke....

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By *prite128Woman over a year ago

maidstone

* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *"

* passes the magnifier round *

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By *prite128Woman over a year ago

maidstone

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

is this the comment AFTER you pinched his towel lol?;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *"

what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-)

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

The wife has just had a W tattooed on each arse cheek. She bent over to show me.

W O W!

sorted

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By *prite128Woman over a year ago

maidstone

"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *

what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-)"

i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *

what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-)

i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on

"
excellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *

what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-)

i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on

So much for my legendary shyness...

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *

what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-)

i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on

excellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable

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By *prite128Woman over a year ago

maidstone

"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *

what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-)

i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on

So much for my legendary shyness...

i've seen the legendary shyness..it exists like mine, but you're in safe hands between provocative and myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *

what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-)

i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on

excellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable

vulnerable AND speechless, come on Sprite - lets take a gentle advance to take advantage

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *

what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-)

i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on

excellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable

vulnerable AND speechless, come on Sprite - lets take a gentle advance to take advantage

OK, i'll loan you £10 with high interest

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By *prite128Woman over a year ago

maidstone

"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *

what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-)

i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on

excellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable

vulnerable AND speechless, come on Sprite - lets take a gentle advance to take advantage

well the thread is entitled quickies....so how about we join a few together and have a nice long session

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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You think I'm posting anything to interrupt this??????

oh, feck.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *

what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-)

i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on

excellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable

vulnerable AND speechless, come on Sprite - lets take a gentle advance to take advantage

OK, i'll loan you £10 with high interest

Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty

xx Sprite, Diamond and I will be busy lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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"Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty

xx Sprite, Diamond and I will be busy lol"

Am I out then?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *

what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-)

i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on

excellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable

vulnerable AND speechless, come on Sprite - lets take a gentle advance to take advantage

OK, i'll loan you £10 with high interest

Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty

xx Sprite, Diamond and I will be busy lol"

brilliant, you hear that lads, home baked cakes

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By *prite128Woman over a year ago

maidstone

"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *

what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-)

i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on

excellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable

vulnerable AND speechless, come on Sprite - lets take a gentle advance to take advantage

OK, i'll loan you £10 with high interest

Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty

xx Sprite, Diamond and I will be busy lol"

yes, no escaping now mushy!

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

Am I out then?

jeezuz, how long you been gay?

only joking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty

xx Sprite, Diamond and I will be busy lol

Am I out then?

Not at all - go back to post above... you were in the orginal act.. we just added all the others to keep you company with the task ahead

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By *prite128Woman over a year ago

maidstone

"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *

what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-)

i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on

excellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable

vulnerable AND speechless, come on Sprite - lets take a gentle advance to take advantage

OK, i'll loan you £10 with high interest

Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty

xx Sprite, Diamond and I will be busy lol

brilliant, you hear that lads, home baked cakes

lemon drizzle is my speciality ...just mind the grater

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By *prite128Woman over a year ago

maidstone

"* sneaks in and removes sharpy's towel *

what have you done with it - where did you put it?;-)

i've hidden it well so he cant put it back on

excellent - what shall we do with him now he is exposed and a bit vulnerable

vulnerable AND speechless, come on Sprite - lets take a gentle advance to take advantage

OK, i'll loan you £10 with high interest

Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty

xx Sprite, Diamond and I will be busy lol

brilliant, you hear that lads, home baked cakes

lemon drizzle is my speciality ...just mind the grater

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

mushy, mush?

you'll be making me Huskie in no time

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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"Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty

xx Sprite, Diamond and I will be busy lol

Am I out then?

Not at all - go back to post above... you were in the orginal act.. we just added all the others to keep you company with the task ahead

Who's "Smarty" then?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

Who's "Smarty" then?

that'll be yer arse, smarting, once the girls have done with us, oops i mean you

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By *prite128Woman over a year ago

maidstone

mushy, mush?

you'll be making me Huskie in no time"

ooh i hope so, nothing like a husky voice to give you goosebumps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mushy you are part of the act - as is Mr Heritage and Smarty

xx Sprite, Diamond and I will be busy lol

Am I out then?

Not at all - go back to post above... you were in the orginal act.. we just added all the others to keep you company with the task ahead

Who's "Smarty" then?

That was your nickname on this particular topic

I believe I need to kiss and make up now

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now

Agreed!

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By *prite128Woman over a year ago

maidstone

"I believe I need to kiss and make up now

Agreed!"

he cant be smarty cos they have pants

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now

Agreed!

he cant be smarty cos they have pants

lol, nice one sprote....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I believe I need to kiss and make up now

Agreed!

he cant be smarty cos they have pants

lol, nice one sprote....

Sprite - he just called your Sprote! Is that cos he is afraid, nervous or excited

???

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I believe I need to kiss and make up now

Agreed!

he cant be smarty cos they have pants

lol, nice one sprote....

Sprite - he just called your Sprote! Is that cos he is afraid, nervous or excited

???"

Or all three

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now

Agreed!

he cant be smarty cos they have pants

lol, nice one sprote....

Sprite - he just called your Sprote! Is that cos he is afraid, nervous or excited

???

Or all three

or only typing one-handed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I believe I need to kiss and make up now

Agreed!

he cant be smarty cos they have pants

lol, nice one sprote....

Sprite - he just called your Sprote! Is that cos he is afraid, nervous or excited

???

Or all three

or only typing one-handed?"

resulting in some keys being a bit sticky?

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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"I believe I need to kiss and make up now

Agreed!

he cant be smarty cos they have pants

lol, nice one sprote....

Sprite - he just called your Sprote! Is that cos he is afraid, nervous or excited

???

Or all three

or only typing one-handed?

resulting in some keys being a bit sticky?

Not yet...

...oh, wait...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I believe I need to kiss and make up now

Agreed!

he cant be smarty cos they have pants

lol, nice one sprote....

Sprite - he just called your Sprote! Is that cos he is afraid, nervous or excited

???

Or all three

or only typing one-handed?

resulting in some keys being a bit sticky?

Not yet...

...oh, wait...

Well... mind the towel...

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"I believe I need to kiss and make up now

Agreed!

he cant be smarty cos they have pants

lol, nice one sprote....

Sprite - he just called your Sprote! Is that cos he is afraid, nervous or excited

???

Or all three

or only typing one-handed?

resulting in some keys being a bit sticky?

Not yet...

...oh, wait...

Well... mind the towel...

Whatever happend to those rubber membranes that fitted over keyboards, but think they were supposed to save your keyboard from coffee spills

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards.

Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean...

Now for round 2...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards.

Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean...

Now for round 2...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

I like a man with a speedy recovery rate

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards.

Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean...

Now for round 2...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I like a man with a speedy recovery rate

* snores *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards.

Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean...

Now for round 2...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I like a man with a speedy recovery rate

* snores *"

lol.. whatever happened to "round2" -lol

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

I like a man with a speedy recovery rate

Recovery? What recovery?

Just tell me to stop and get off in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like a man with a speedy recovery rate

Recovery? What recovery?

Just tell me to stop and get off in the morning."

Nice one Mushy, I am going tobed with a dreamy smile on my face

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

I like a man with a speedy recovery rate

Recovery? What recovery?

Just tell me to stop and get off in the morning.

Nice one Mushy, I am going tobed with a dreamy smile on my face

enjoy

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards.

Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean...

Now for round 2...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I like a man with a speedy recovery rate

* snores *

lol.. whatever happened to "round2" -lol

Was I needed for that one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards.

Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean...

Now for round 2...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I like a man with a speedy recovery rate

* snores *

lol.. whatever happened to "round2" -lol

Was I needed for that one?

You offered lol and you must sak PD sometime what happens to a man who is brave enought to walk past me with a strident sceptre...

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards.

Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean...

Now for round 2...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I like a man with a speedy recovery rate

* snores *

lol.. whatever happened to "round2" -lol

Was I needed for that one?

You offered lol and you must sak PD sometime what happens to a man who is brave enought to walk past me with a strident sceptre...

Strident? I should be so lucky!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards.

Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean...

Now for round 2...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I like a man with a speedy recovery rate

* snores *

lol.. whatever happened to "round2" -lol

Was I needed for that one?

You offered lol and you must sak PD sometime what happens to a man who is brave enought to walk past me with a strident sceptre...

Strident? I should be so lucky!"

Have you polished it yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lol - just need one of those roll-up rubber keyboards.

Thanks for all your concern, but all is now wiped clean...

Now for round 2...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I like a man with a speedy recovery rate

* snores *

lol.. whatever happened to "round2" -lol

Was I needed for that one?

You offered lol and you must sak PD sometime what happens to a man who is brave enought to walk past me with a strident sceptre...

Strident? I should be so lucky!"

Have you polished it yet?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

Q. What's the difference between a priest and a gay priest?

A. The way they say ahhhh-men.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q. What's the difference between a priest and a gay priest?

A. The way they say ahhhh-men.

lol how blasphemously funny

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

I'm not saying i'm the quickest lover on fab but i've just come 1st and 3rd in the annual fab wanking contest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not saying i'm the quickest lover on fab but i've just come 1st and 3rd in the annual fab wanking contest."

over my head lol

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

I'm not saying i'm the quickest lover on fab but i've just come 1st and 3rd in the annual fab wanking contest.

over my head lol

i wish. good job tho' cos i hear it stings the eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not saying i'm the quickest lover on fab but i've just come 1st and 3rd in the annual fab wanking contest.

over my head lol

i wish. good job tho' cos i hear it stings the eyes"

Protein milkshakes?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

i went to the dentists today for a tooth extraction. They'd run out of novacaine so they offered me Viagra.

"Will that take the pain away" i asked.

"No , but it will give you something to hang onto."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i went to the dentists today for a tooth extraction. They'd run out of novacaine so they offered me Viagra.

"Will that take the pain away" i asked.

"No , but it will give you something to hang onto.""

hope you swallowed it quickly lol

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

Coming up to out first anniversary and the wife said i'm gonna make you a happy man.

i said "i'll miss you"

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