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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whilst out with friends one female during a light-hearted bit of banter called a male Needledick. His reply was "Yes, but it goes like a sewing machine.
What's the best comeback you've used or heard? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was having a day off work once and chatting to my neighbour over the fence.
She said "if you were my husband I'd make you go to work seven days a week"
I replied " if you were my wife I'd want to work seven days a week " |
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years ago a male friend was deliberately trying to start an argument with me and asked me why I wasn't biting back I replied
"because I never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man"
we knew each other well enough to laugh  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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A lad I went to school with was very publically dumped when he was 17 by this lass who told him he had too small a cock. He immediately shot back with: 'that's because of all the scaffolding I had to put up to hold your fat back.'
He wasn't the brightest lad in the world, but by heck he had a moment with that one.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was having a day off work once and chatting to my neighbour over the fence.
She said "if you were my husband I'd make you go to work seven days a week"
I replied " if you were my wife I'd want to work seven days a week " "
Lolololololololololololololololol!!!! Love it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When Portsmouth played Cardiff in the FA cup in 2008, was on the train with the Pompey fans (yes I am one) we were chanting to the welsh lads on there 'you shag sheep, you shag sheep!' Then one welsh fella got up and shouted back.......'we fuck em, you eat em!'...........couldn't really argue with that lol! |
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