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over a year ago
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"That's not a freaked out emticon..that's How the feck am I gonna get it of it emoticon  "
Have you got a helpful neighbour who would dispose of it for you? I'm the same, I can't pick up dead things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kick it into the hedge?
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Country side practicality.
It will rot down and feed the hedge and also provide some good nutrition for the centipedes and other hunter insects that keep your garden free from the damaging herbivores |
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"Kick it into the hedge?
Country side practicality.
It will rot down and feed the hedge and also provide some good nutrition for the centipedes and other hunter insects that keep your garden free from the damaging herbivores"
But it will stink while it does it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kick it into the hedge?
Country side practicality.
It will rot down and feed the hedge and also provide some good nutrition for the centipedes and other hunter insects that keep your garden free from the damaging herbivores
But it will stink while it does it lol"
No it won't. Go check your garden thoroughly you'll find a fair bit of dead stuff.
It will be gone within a week or so.
If it was a cow or a human then yeah its gonna stink from the size of the thing but a bird no.
It most gets eaten before it even has a chance to really rot.
You'd be amazed how quick the local rats will eat a lot of things. |
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"There is a dead bird on my patio...where's the *I'm freaked out emoticon*??
if you have a cat.. He might have brought you a gift  "
My neighbours have a cat...maybe its its revenge for shoooing it away everytime I see it on the fence  |
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"Kick it into the hedge?
Country side practicality.
It will rot down and feed the hedge and also provide some good nutrition for the centipedes and other hunter insects that keep your garden free from the damaging herbivores
But it will stink while it does it lol
No it won't. Go check your garden thoroughly you'll find a fair bit of dead stuff.
It will be gone within a week or so.
If it was a cow or a human then yeah its gonna stink from the size of the thing but a bird no.
It most gets eaten before it even has a chance to really rot.
You'd be amazed how quick the local rats will eat a lot of things."
I had a dead bird under my bed courtesy of my cats and that stank! There was a dead rat under the portacabin where I worked once and that stank! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kick it into the hedge?
Country side practicality.
It will rot down and feed the hedge and also provide some good nutrition for the centipedes and other hunter insects that keep your garden free from the damaging herbivores
But it will stink while it does it lol
No it won't. Go check your garden thoroughly you'll find a fair bit of dead stuff.
It will be gone within a week or so.
If it was a cow or a human then yeah its gonna stink from the size of the thing but a bird no.
It most gets eaten before it even has a chance to really rot.
You'd be amazed how quick the local rats will eat a lot of things.
I had a dead bird under my bed courtesy of my cats and that stank! There was a dead rat under the portacabin where I worked once and that stank!"
They're both quote isolated from the things that eat them though.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I love my 75 year old neighbour...she got rid of it for me...but its in my bin good thing the bin are collected tomorrow!!  "
Is that the same neighbour who called the police about your nakedness?
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"I love my 75 year old neighbour...she got rid of it for me...but its in my bin good thing the bin are collected tomorrow!!
Is that the same neighbour who called the police about your nakedness?
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Yep! The same one...do you think she sneaked into my garden at silly o'clock to have a little fun at my expense??? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I love my 75 year old neighbour...she got rid of it for me...but its in my bin good thing the bin are collected tomorrow!!
Is that the same neighbour who called the police about your nakedness?
Yep! The same one...do you think she sneaked into my garden at silly o'clock to have a little fun at my expense??? "
At least it wasn't a horse head in your bed.
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