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You’ve heard ‘em all before but you really do have more fun with blondes.
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Three blondes in a bar talking.
1st Blonde : “did you hear that NASA sent a man to the moon?”
2nd Blonde : “yeah, I heard that the Russians are planning on putting men on Mars”
3rd Blonde : “really? I know, we’ll plan a trip and be the first to put a woman on the Sun”
At which point the barman says “But you can’t do that, you’ll burn up”
3rd Blonde : “D’oh, we’re going at night stupid”
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
Boldon |
blonde walks into a electronic store and asks the manager, "Can I buy that TV"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because your a blonde."
So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair red. She returned to the electronic store and
said, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Your a blonde."
So the blonde goes and shaves her hair off and returns to the electronic store and says,
"Can I buy that TV?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"You're a blonde"
"How can you tell I'm a blonde, I dyed my hair red, then shaved it off!"
"Because that's not a TV, that's a microwave!"
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