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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in the mood for some fizz, glass of prosecco please 
Molto bene 
si parla italiano?  "
Solo quando sono ubriaco, poi male ...!
(Thank you Google translate...) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks, I have to be up @ 4 for work 
Oh go on, just one  
Oh go on then voddie and full fat please
Go on then, just because it's you "
Blimey roll your eyes @ me because I changed my mind. Its a woman's prerogative you know  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No thanks, I have to be up @ 4 for work
Oh go on, just one
Oh go on then voddie and full fat please
Go on then, just because it's you
Blimey roll your eyes @ me because I changed my mind. Its a woman's prerogative you know "
Sorry... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could I have a j20 and a pack of mini cheddars please 
What flavour?
Cheese ones d'oh lol
Minxie! What are you having?"
What anything?? And I won't get into trouble ?? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey if you think you are going to sit in the pub on your own with all these ladies, you can think again.
On my way, I'll have a Carling please "
What a shame, I just paid and sat down... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could I have a j20 and a pack of mini cheddars please
What flavour?
Cheese ones d'oh lol
Minxie! What are you having?
What anything?? And I won't get into trouble ?? Lol "
Err, can't promise you that...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could I have a j20 and a pack of mini cheddars please
What flavour?
Cheese ones d'oh lol
Minxie! What are you having?
What anything?? And I won't get into trouble ?? Lol
Err, can't promise you that... "
Ok can I have a cyanide and please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could I have a j20 and a pack of mini cheddars please
What flavour?
Cheese ones d'oh lol
Minxie! What are you having?
What anything?? And I won't get into trouble ?? Lol
Err, can't promise you that...
Ok can I have a cyanide and please "
Bad day? They're out of cyanide, would tequila do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could I have a j20 and a pack of mini cheddars please
What flavour?
Cheese ones d'oh lol
Minxie! What are you having?
What anything?? And I won't get into trouble ?? Lol
Err, can't promise you that...
Ok can I have a cyanide and please
Bad day? They're out of cyanide, would tequila do? "
Nope not a bad day - cyanide and is a proper drink lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on then. Larger please mmmm cheap date
oi you...im on the pull here. .
nothing cheap here .... well 2.50 and im yours"
Has inflation hit .... Ooooops sowwy - loves ya really  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on then. Larger please mmmm cheap date
oi you...im on the pull here. .
nothing cheap here .... well 2.50 and im yours
Has inflation hit .... Ooooops sowwy - loves ya really "
I do give change. Dont want em to think I let meself go at mates rates. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on then. Larger please mmmm cheap date
oi you...im on the pull here. .
nothing cheap here .... well 2.50 and im yours"
£2.50!!!! I'll get you two - I'm used to London prices... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on then. Larger please mmmm cheap date
oi you...im on the pull here. .
nothing cheap here .... well 2.50 and im yours
£2.50!!!! I'll get you two - I'm used to London prices..."
Cool wanna join me in my hot tub? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on then. Larger please mmmm cheap date
oi you...im on the pull here. .
nothing cheap here .... well 2.50 and im yours
Has inflation hit .... Ooooops sowwy - loves ya really
I do give change. Dont want em to think I let meself go at mates rates. Xx"
I have some of that foreign funny money lurking in my suitcase... If it helps lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on then. Larger please mmmm cheap date
oi you...im on the pull here. .
nothing cheap here .... well 2.50 and im yours
Has inflation hit .... Ooooops sowwy - loves ya really
I do give change. Dont want em to think I let meself go at mates rates. Xx
I have some of that foreign funny money lurking in my suitcase... If it helps lol xx "
hey all moneys good money |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on then. Larger please mmmm cheap date
oi you...im on the pull here. .
nothing cheap here .... well 2.50 and im yours
£2.50!!!! I'll get you two - I'm used to London prices...
Cool wanna join me in my hot tub?"
As soon as I'm done here, I'll be over... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in the mood for some fizz, glass of prosecco please
Molto bene
si parla italiano?
Solo quando sono ubriaco, poi male ...!
(Thank you Google translate...)"
takes more than 1 prosecco to get me d*unk lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in the mood for some fizz, glass of prosecco please
Molto bene
si parla italiano?
Solo quando sono ubriaco, poi male ...!
(Thank you Google translate...)
takes more than 1 prosecco to get me d*unk lol "
Was referring to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on then. Larger please mmmm cheap date
oi you...im on the pull here. .
nothing cheap here .... well 2.50 and im yours"
£ 2.50 ??? Bloody hell I hope yer worth it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in the mood for some fizz, glass of prosecco please
Molto bene
si parla italiano?
Solo quando sono ubriaco, poi male ...!
(Thank you Google translate...)
takes more than 1 prosecco to get me d*unk lol
Was referring to me "
Yeah I've just re read what you wrote ~ maybe I should stick to google translate!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flagon of Grog please I think I,ll come and join yer same again please oh and a bottle of mead to..
Roast hog would go down nice with that "
Fill my flagon again serveing wench |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flagon of Grog please I think I,ll come and join yer same again please oh and a bottle of mead to..
Roast hog would go down nice with that Fill my flagon again serveing wench "
I may have my boobs out mister but I'm a guest here!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flagon of Grog please I think I,ll come and join yer same again please oh and a bottle of mead to..
Roast hog would go down nice with that Fill my flagon again serveing wench
I may have my boobs out mister but I'm a guest here! "
haha Not you my lady the serveing wench.... and by the way their lovely yer boobs... |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Patron Tequila please.
Don't hold ya breath femme, I've been waiting nearly an hour for a pint 
I was watching the football!"
I have ended up with a pint of Stella, if I get into a bun fight, its your fault. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Patron Tequila please.
Don't hold ya breath femme, I've been waiting nearly an hour for a pint
I was watching the football!"
I'm still waiting for the prosecco.!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Patron Tequila please.
Don't hold ya breath femme, I've been waiting nearly an hour for a pint
I was watching the football!
I'm still waiting for the prosecco.!!!"
He's deffo forgotten me too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Patron Tequila please.
Don't hold ya breath femme, I've been waiting nearly an hour for a pint
I was watching the football!
I'm still waiting for the prosecco.!!!
He's deffo forgotten me too "
I think you'll find they're still on the bar... Right, I'm off to pester the good people in the chat rooms... Toodle pip! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Patron Tequila please.
Don't hold ya breath femme, I've been waiting nearly an hour for a pint
I was watching the football!
I'm still waiting for the prosecco.!!!
He's deffo forgotten me too
I think you'll find they're still on the bar... Right, I'm off to pester the good people in the chat rooms... Toodle pip! "
Shocking service & he's not provided any salty snacks..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Patron Tequila please.
Don't hold ya breath femme, I've been waiting nearly an hour for a pint
I was watching the football!
I'm still waiting for the prosecco.!!!
He's deffo forgotten me too
I think you'll find they're still on the bar... Right, I'm off to pester the good people in the chat rooms... Toodle pip!
Shocking service & he's not provided any salty snacks..... "
FFS I'm not a fecking barman.... As for salty snacks...
*childish sniggering ensues...* |
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