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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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LOng Distance Clara!
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She drives rite over the Sa-hara!
Ifu had a lorry to drive where would it be?
(u own personal lorry with ya own stuff in the trailor)
Id goto erm----New York via ocean liner of course!
(Clara from pigeon street) lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
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oh dear! lol lol lol pmsl lmao  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I quite liked the idea of being a big Ice Trucker. Provided i didn't meet a polar bear, hungry or otherwise.
Nearest i got was the missus, some icy fucker she was.  "
Now that be a bloody awesome job that would be!
id do that! Vrooom vroom!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There once was a man from East Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save her some trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming...he went "
oh oh oh oh hehehehehehehee!! |
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