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I normally dream odd, not often I dream odd and dull...
...Doing the washing up! Just plates and cups, nothing exotic. To add to the dullery I remember being unimpressed with the quality of the washing up liquid and contemplated writing a letter of complaint as I slowly trundled through the dirty dishes.
On the plus side I sleep very well that night.
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I was seduced and pleasured by a veritable cornucopia of gorgeous women in the luxuriant surroundings of an exotic palace.
That was the dullest, the rest are more exciting  |
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"I was seduced and pleasured by a veritable cornucopia of gorgeous women in the luxuriant surroundings of an exotic palace.
That was the dullest, the rest are more exciting "
But who was doing the washing up? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I feel left out 
I have never had a dream, or if I have, I have never remembered it. (That sounds like a really bad Martin Luther King quote )"
How different history could've been  |
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"I normally dream odd, not often I dream odd and dull...
...Doing the washing up! Just plates and cups, nothing exotic. To add to the dullery I remember being unimpressed with the quality of the washing up liquid and contemplated writing a letter of complaint as I slowly trundled through the dirty dishes.
On the plus side I sleep very well that night.
What's the weirdest/dullest dream you've had?"
The weirdest one would be fucking Simon Cowell on a ski lift! |
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I had a bloody bizarre dream last night it was horrible me and my mum and dad were at this amusement place however it then turned into being haunted...anyway there was this maze thing and my mum went first and we couldn't find her and my dad was shouting for her...2 kids shouted she was there while hitting her with spades they ran off and she had said that something had knocked her over and these 2 kids were hitting her with spades...she said her stomach was hurting and there was blood I remember an ambulance picking her up...then I woke up  |
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"I normally dream odd, not often I dream odd and dull...
...Doing the washing up! Just plates and cups, nothing exotic. To add to the dullery I remember being unimpressed with the quality of the washing up liquid and contemplated writing a letter of complaint as I slowly trundled through the dirty dishes.
On the plus side I sleep very well that night.
What's the weirdest/dullest dream you've had?
The weirdest one would be fucking Simon Cowell on a ski lift! "
Oh that is so bad it's almost great in a very odd way! |
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"I normally dream odd, not often I dream odd and dull...
...Doing the washing up! Just plates and cups, nothing exotic. To add to the dullery I remember being unimpressed with the quality of the washing up liquid and contemplated writing a letter of complaint as I slowly trundled through the dirty dishes.
On the plus side I sleep very well that night.
What's the weirdest/dullest dream you've had?
The weirdest one would be fucking Simon Cowell on a ski lift!
Oh that is so bad it's almost great in a very odd way! "
The sex was great but I can't stand the man! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was seduced and pleasured by a veritable cornucopia of gorgeous women in the luxuriant surroundings of an exotic palace.
That was the dullest, the rest are more exciting
But who was doing the washing up?"
You |
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"I normally dream odd, not often I dream odd and dull...
...Doing the washing up! Just plates and cups, nothing exotic. To add to the dullery I remember being unimpressed with the quality of the washing up liquid and contemplated writing a letter of complaint as I slowly trundled through the dirty dishes.
On the plus side I sleep very well that night.
What's the weirdest/dullest dream you've had?
The weirdest one would be fucking Simon Cowell on a ski lift!
Oh that is so bad it's almost great in a very odd way!
The sex was great but I can't stand the man!"
Lol I thought maybe you fucked him with a ski pole or something!  |
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"I was seduced and pleasured by a veritable cornucopia of gorgeous women in the luxuriant surroundings of an exotic palace.
That was the dullest, the rest are more exciting
But who was doing the washing up?
You "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had a bloody bizarre dream last night it was horrible me and my mum and dad were at this amusement place however it then turned into being haunted...anyway there was this maze thing and my mum went first and we couldn't find her and my dad was shouting for her...2 kids shouted she was there while hitting her with spades they ran off and she had said that something had knocked her over and these 2 kids were hitting her with spades...she said her stomach was hurting and there was blood I remember an ambulance picking her up...then I woke up "
I'd class that as a nightmare |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I normally dream odd, not often I dream odd and dull...
...Doing the washing up! Just plates and cups, nothing exotic. To add to the dullery I remember being unimpressed with the quality of the washing up liquid and contemplated writing a letter of complaint as I slowly trundled through the dirty dishes.
On the plus side I sleep very well that night.
What's the weirdest/dullest dream you've had?
The weirdest one would be fucking Simon Cowell on a ski lift!
Oh that is so bad it's almost great in a very odd way!
The sex was great but I can't stand the man!"
i hope you told him that |
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