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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
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"Is it too much to ask for while the Football is on? 
Have you asked the soafa how she/he/it feels about this?
I've heard of wiping yer cock on the curtains but each to their own lol  "
Naaa curtain cock is so 90's  |
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I did once see a stunning profile piccie of a gorgoeus looking woman leaning against the front lounge windowsill alongside a TV with football on.
It could have been 5-4, penalties even, and i'd have missed all the goals. |
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"Is it too much to ask for while the Football is on?
Have you asked the soafa how she/he/it feels about this?
I've heard of wiping yer cock on the curtains but each to their own lol
Naaa curtain cock is so 90's "
well i'm 88 later this year so there's hope for me yet |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"What about doggy style in front of the tv then you don't miss anything!  "
If you get cushions under the knees it acts like a damper for vibration and you can balance your pint on the small of the back! |
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over a year ago
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Well in my view
1: Id rather watch the footy first with a few beers!
2: Then fuck the beautiful lady/couple in question.
lol lol
or wipe my cock on their sofa! lol lol
(joking)-----jo--king whos that?
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"Well in my view
1: Id rather watch the footy first with a few beers!
2: Then fuck the beautiful lady/couple in question.
lol lol
or wipe my cock on their sofa! lol lol
(joking)-----jo--king whos that?
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Be careful, very careful.
Have you heard of Don King the boxing promoter? Well, it's his missus, so no messing with her or he will have some of his "mates" around.
Then you'll have a real FIGHT on yer hands |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well in my view
1: Id rather watch the footy first with a few beers!
2: Then fuck the beautiful lady/couple in question.
lol lol
or wipe my cock on their sofa! lol lol
(joking)-----jo--king whos that?
Be careful, very careful.
Have you heard of Don King the boxing promoter? Well, it's his missus, so no messing with her or he will have some of his "mates" around.
Then you'll have a real FIGHT on yer hands "
Yeah!! no say which is better then? lol lol it be a clean straight blow to ya ! "punch"!! lol lol
OOooooooo "relp raggy" there here now! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"tut tut 
I am speaking hypothetically yes dear
I would always use a beer mat because the cold beer on the back might make you jump and spill my beer yes dear "
and you could keep your Heels on so we have somewhere for the Doughnuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"tut tut
I am speaking hypothetically yes dear
I would always use a beer mat because the cold beer on the back might make you jump and spill my beer yes dear
and you could keep your Heels on so we have somewhere for the Doughnuts oi scope man!!! watch it!!! "
do you need some Heel repair Cream love or is it a bad Picture |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"tut tut
I am speaking hypothetically yes dear
I would always use a beer mat because the cold beer on the back might make you jump and spill my beer yes dear
and you could keep your Heels on so we have somewhere for the Doughnuts "
Hell yeahhh now thats a great idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh gang up on femme day is it???? well i will seek retribution , be careful
how many of us can you handle?"
only 1way to find out--------Orgy fight!!!!! lol |
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