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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Done for me is breakfast in bed...I feel like I'm missing out... 
What about you what have you never had done for you? "
aaawwww that should have been ticked off the list ages ago  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate it. Every Father's Day and birthday the Mrs P and the kids would bring me breakfast in bed. I felt too guilty to say anything.
It takes me about half hour to want to eat anything in the morning so being presented with a tray full of food as soon as I awoke would always turn my stomach. Thank god they're too old to want to do it now.
On the other hand Mrs P loves it so I'll treat her to it every now and again. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I hate it. Every Father's Day and birthday the Mrs P and the kids would bring me breakfast in bed. I felt too guilty to say anything.
It takes me about half hour to want to eat anything in the morning so being presented with a tray full of food as soon as I awoke would always turn my stomach. Thank god they're too old to want to do it now.
On the other hand Mrs P loves it so I'll treat her to it every now and again. "
I know what you are saying but I'm lacking a bit of romance at the moment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know what you are saying but I'm lacking a bit of romance at the moment "
What time would you like your scrambled eggs and croissants, they will of course come with orange juice and a single rose in a small vase, plus your choice of tea or coffee.
Warning avoid toast as the crumbs are a nightmare if you fancy a shag after breakfast  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never had flowers sent to me at work...I think I'm the only female in the building who hasn't.
I think I need to send myself a huge white Kim Kardashian style arrangement so I too can have a day of smug gloating!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've never had flowers sent to me at work...I think I'm the only female in the building who hasn't.
I think I need to send myself a huge white Kim Kardashian style arrangement so I too can have a day of smug gloating! "
Nah, just be smug that all the other women are so insecure that they send themselves flowers at work, whilst all your lovers are more discrete and caring  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I know what you are saying but I'm lacking a bit of romance at the moment
What time would you like your scrambled eggs and croissants, they will of course come with orange juice and a single rose in a small vase, plus your choice of tea or coffee.
Warning avoid toast as the crumbs are a nightmare if you fancy a shag after breakfast "
Aww who said romance is dead |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've never had flowers sent to me at work...I think I'm the only female in the building who hasn't.
I think I need to send myself a huge white Kim Kardashian style arrangement so I too can have a day of smug gloating!
Nah, just be smug that all the other women are so insecure that they send themselves flowers at work, whilst all your lovers are more discrete and caring "
I'd be a little concerned about what they'd put on the card to be honest!  |
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"Ive never had a cock up my arse but I dont want to either. Thats not the idea I know, it was just the first thing that sprung to mind
What about a cucumber?  "
No Ive had the odd surgical finger but for medical reasons and thats about it. There wasnt anything odd about the finger/s other than the location  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Ive never had a cock up my arse but I dont want to either. Thats not the idea I know, it was just the first thing that sprung to mind
What about a cucumber?
No Ive had the odd surgical finger but for medical reasons and thats about it. There wasnt anything odd about the finger/s other than the location "
Try it you might like it ...you wanted to stick duck eggs up my arse at one stage |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"Done for me is breakfast in bed...I feel like I'm missing out...
What about you what have you never had done for you? "
Think you would make a lovely platter for a continental breakfast.
Never been able to eat a continental breakfast off a.... |
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"...being presented with a tray full of food as soon as I awoke would always turn my stomach.
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I know what you are saying but I'm lacking a bit of romance at the moment "
You need to French it! Fresh pastries and hot chocolate. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Done for me is breakfast in bed...I feel like I'm missing out...
What about you what have you never had done for you?
Think you would make a lovely platter for a continental breakfast.
Never been able to eat a continental breakfast off a.... "
I'd make a good platter for a big breakfast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I finish work at 8am tomorrow, i can pop in on the way past with a McBreakfast each and we can have the main course right after 
I've moved  "
S'alright, i have a satnav and can find alternative locations quite easily  |
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"Ive never had a cock up my arse but I dont want to either. Thats not the idea I know, it was just the first thing that sprung to mind
What about a cucumber?
No Ive had the odd surgical finger but for medical reasons and thats about it. There wasnt anything odd about the finger/s other than the location
Try it you might like it ...you wanted to stick duck eggs up my arse at The Radio one stage "
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"Done for me is breakfast in bed...I feel like I'm missing out...
What about you what have you never had done for you?
Think you would make a lovely platter for a continental breakfast.
Never been able to eat a continental breakfast off a....
I'd make a good platter for a big breakfast "
It's where to put the cool yogurt for easy access. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...being presented with a tray full of food as soon as I awoke would always turn my stomach.
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I know what you are saying but I'm lacking a bit of romance at the moment
You need to French it! Fresh pastries and hot chocolate. "
Ooh no that'll be worse. I can't stand anything sweet in the morning. Chocolate would make me ill for the whole day if I had it for breakfast.
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