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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Doorway sex?
I found this sumwhere,,,i cant seem to make head or tail of it..
(when I'm out at the weekend for a quick fuck or bit of fun in a car park, doorway, etc. )
i know bout a quick fuck ,,and car park sex,but wot is doorway sex??
plz help:
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you dont know what doorway sex is you werent doing what i was doing at 15
PAPERGIRL???
Was never home in time to get up for a paperround"
"PAPERBOY" that computer game from the 80s.? lol |
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"Doorway sex?
I found this sumwhere,,,i cant seem to make head or tail of it..
(when I'm out at the weekend for a quick fuck or bit of fun in a car park, doorway, etc. )
i know bout a quick fuck ,,and car park sex,but wot is doorway sex??
plz help:
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Whatever it is, DO NOT put yer dick through the letterbox, you never know if there may be a guard dog at the other side. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"doorway may be "sex in a multistory carpark but in the stair well doorway so the people coming up don't see you and the CCTV cameras watching the cars don't too "
Arrrrrr it seems to make sense now,,thanks my old teacake.lol |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"doorway may be "sex in a multistory carpark but in the stair well doorway so the people coming up don't see you and the CCTV cameras watching the cars don't too
Arrrrrr it seems to make sense now,,thanks my old teacake.lol "
I am guessing!
It might be....... "Bird opens door and bends over to pick up post and geezer takes it as an invitation"! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Doorway sex?
I found this sumwhere,,,i cant seem to make head or tail of it..
(when I'm out at the weekend for a quick fuck or bit of fun in a car park, doorway, etc. )
i know bout a quick fuck ,,and car park sex,but wot is doorway sex??
plz help:
" i dont know ive never had doorway sex |
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I was passing through town one evening when I saw my misses stood in a shop doorway eating a bag of chips with her knickers around her ankles.
I said, “OI… why are you stood there eating a bag of chips with your knickers around your ankles?”
She looked down and said, “OH… has he gones?” |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Doorway sex?
I found this sumwhere,,,i cant seem to make head or tail of it..
(when I'm out at the weekend for a quick fuck or bit of fun in a car park, doorway, etc. )
i know bout a quick fuck ,,and car park sex,but wot is doorway sex??
plz help:
i dont know ive never had doorway sex "
Not yet! |
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Talking of doorway sex, a couple years back i was down on my luck and wandered the neighbourhood asking for rumble.
At one house, large front door, this woman kindly gave me some of her husbands clothes he no longer used, good stuff too, Boss, CK etc
When i asked if there was anything else he didn't use she simply smiled and said ..
"come inside son, it's your lucky day " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Talking of doorway sex, a couple years back i was down on my luck and wandered the neighbourhood asking for rumble.
At one house, large front door, this woman kindly gave me some of her husbands clothes he no longer used, good stuff too, Boss, CK etc
When i asked if there was anything else he didn't use she simply smiled and said ..
"come inside son, it's your lucky day " "
What she gave you his pyjamas |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
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Talking of doorway sex, a couple years back i was down on my luck and wandered the neighbourhood asking for rumble.
At one house, large front door, this woman kindly gave me some of her husbands clothes he no longer used, good stuff too, Boss, CK etc
When i asked if there was anything else he didn't use she simply smiled and said ..
"come inside son, it's your lucky day "
What she gave you his pyjamas "
No he got pudding |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Talking of doorway sex, a couple years back i was down on my luck and wandered the neighbourhood asking for rumble.
At one house, large front door, this woman kindly gave me some of her husbands clothes he no longer used, good stuff too, Boss, CK etc
When i asked if there was anything else he didn't use she simply smiled and said ..
"come inside son, it's your lucky day "
What she gave you his pyjamas "
And smelly underpants! lol lol iiiisssshhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Talking of doorway sex, a couple years back i was down on my luck and wandered the neighbourhood asking for rumble.
At one house, large front door, this woman kindly gave me some of her husbands clothes he no longer used, good stuff too, Boss, CK etc
When i asked if there was anything else he didn't use she simply smiled and said ..
"come inside son, it's your lucky day "
What she gave you his pyjamas
No he got pudding "
Rice? |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
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Talking of doorway sex, a couple years back i was down on my luck and wandered the neighbourhood asking for rumble.
At one house, large front door, this woman kindly gave me some of her husbands clothes he no longer used, good stuff too, Boss, CK etc
When i asked if there was anything else he didn't use she simply smiled and said ..
"come inside son, it's your lucky day "
What she gave you his pyjamas
No he got pudding
Rice? "
Nooooooo pussy puddin |
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Talking of doorway sex, a couple years back i was down on my luck and wandered the neighbourhood asking for rumble.
At one house, large front door, this woman kindly gave me some of her husbands clothes he no longer used, good stuff too, Boss, CK etc
When i asked if there was anything else he didn't use she simply smiled and said ..
"come inside son, it's your lucky day "
What she gave you his pyjamas
No he got pudding
Rice?
Nooooooo pussy puddin "
got my just desserts too.
the fecker came home soon after |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Talking of doorway sex, a couple years back i was down on my luck and wandered the neighbourhood asking for rumble.
At one house, large front door, this woman kindly gave me some of her husbands clothes he no longer used, good stuff too, Boss, CK etc
When i asked if there was anything else he didn't use she simply smiled and said ..
"come inside son, it's your lucky day "
What she gave you his pyjamas
No he got pudding
Rice?
Nooooooo pussy puddin
got my just desserts too.
the fecker came home soon after "
Yeah n wanted to watch cartoons with supplies of coca cola! lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Doorway sex?
I found this sumwhere,,,i cant seem to make head or tail of it..
(when I'm out at the weekend for a quick fuck or bit of fun in a car park, doorway, etc. )
i know bout a quick fuck ,,and car park sex,but wot is doorway sex??
plz help:
i dont know ive never had doorway sex
Not yet! " bigbad you are bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh rite thanks 4 ya help u lot on this strange subject! lol "
me and the missus have just tried it in the living room door and the bloody dog opened the door and we fell over,lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh rite thanks 4 ya help u lot on this strange subject! lol
me and the missus have just tried it in the living room door and the bloody dog opened the door and we fell over,lol."
pmsl,,,lmao,,,,amo,,,,lol |
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By *eritageMan
over a year ago
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"I was passing through town one evening when I saw my misses stood in a shop doorway eating a bag of chips with her knickers around her ankles.
I said, “OI… why are you stood there eating a bag of chips with your knickers around your ankles?”
She looked down and said, “OH… has he gones?” "
lol lol |
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