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What everyday products would your username be used for?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A dildo
"Feel the power of the E Jay inside you"
I was thinking more loo cleaner  "
To be honest I did think house hold
Bleach or cleaner originally. I was just trying to be filthy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A dildo
"Feel the power of the E Jay inside you"
I was thinking more loo cleaner
To be honest I did think house hold
Bleach or cleaner originally. I was just trying to be filthy "
You are damn filthy ya don't need a dildo added  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"A household product...
"Super clean your windows with a Eurotongue..."
Windowlicker 
Stop bein a pane... "
An online language course provider (I could make a cunning linguist joke but it would be facile in both the English and French sense) for Eurotongue.  |
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BrightonSteve would be an intense but effective wood polish, guaranteed to produce a shine that lasts a long time. Subtly enhanced by a sandalwood base with overtones of citrus. Sold in small
Boutiques run by open minded and generously proportioned ladies. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"BrightonSteve would be an intense but effective wood polish, guaranteed to produce a shine that lasts a long time. Subtly enhanced by a sandalwood base with overtones of citrus. Sold in small
Boutiques run by open minded and generously proportioned ladies. "
Great minds... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A household product...
"Super clean your windows with a Eurotongue..."
Windowlicker
Stop bein a pane...
An online language course provider (I could make a cunning linguist joke but it would be facile in both the English and French sense) for Eurotongue. "
Ah... Si j'avais quelques mois de moins...
*Soupir... |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"A microbrewery pale ale...my male profile would be a washing powder - Danny Baker would do the BlondeDaz Doorstep Challenge...not sure what BlondeTaz would equate to 
Drain cleaner  "
Good call! Or maybe a new street drug - ketamine mixed with crystal meth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"gawd knowsAn erotic paperback novel.
oooer - puts pen to paper - money to be made hereRemember who your mates are.... "
you can be the mentioned one on the inside cover - special thanks to ........xx |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Mine? Probably boob firming cream or something dreadful.
From of the Soap & Glory knock-offs ranges supermarkets do.
Or plus size lingerie with attitude.Magic pants. "
In leather. With studs. Or summat. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"gawd knowsAn erotic paperback novel.
oooer - puts pen to paper - money to be made hereRemember who your mates are....
you can be the mentioned one on the inside cover - special thanks to ........xx"
That will do...and a nice pair of shoes once you secure a publishing deal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"gawd knowsAn erotic paperback novel.
oooer - puts pen to paper - money to be made hereRemember who your mates are....
you can be the mentioned one on the inside cover - special thanks to ........xxThat will do...and a nice pair of shoes once you secure a publishing deal. "
you're on --- |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"I haven't a flipping clue...
Likely ladies knicker liners or something lol
How about a pheromon, to attract subservient well endowed male drones?"
goodness, I need to change my username if thats the impression it gives.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't a flipping clue...
Likely ladies knicker liners or something lol
How about a pheromon, to attract subservient well endowed male drones
goodness, I need to change my username if thats the impression it gives. "
Tis a fine upstanding tag madam.
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"I haven't a flipping clue...
Likely ladies knicker liners or something lol
How about a pheromon, to attract subservient well endowed male drones
goodness, I need to change my username if thats the impression it gives.
Tis a fine upstanding tag madam.
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Oh dear... but I've no interest in being Domme... does it really give that impression?  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I haven't a flipping clue...
Likely ladies knicker liners or something lol
How about a pheromon, to attract subservient well endowed male drones
goodness, I need to change my username if thats the impression it gives.
Tis a fine upstanding tag madam.
Oh dear... but I've no interest in being Domme... does it really give that impression? "
Not to me. To an extent some people read what they want to see into usernames. |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"I haven't a flipping clue...
Likely ladies knicker liners or something lol
How about a pheromon, to attract subservient well endowed male drones
goodness, I need to change my username if thats the impression it gives.
Tis a fine upstanding tag madam.
Oh dear... but I've no interest in being Domme... does it really give that impression?
Not to me. To an extent some people read what they want to see into usernames."
Phew, thanks VV (lovely legs by the way ) |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I haven't a flipping clue...
Likely ladies knicker liners or something lol
How about a pheromon, to attract subservient well endowed male drones
goodness, I need to change my username if thats the impression it gives.
Tis a fine upstanding tag madam.
Oh dear... but I've no interest in being Domme... does it really give that impression?
Not to me. To an extent some people read what they want to see into usernames.
Phew, thanks VV (lovely legs by the way )"
Thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An old fashioned tea-room with spin off range of cake mixes and quaint crockery.... frilly aprons too probably...and scented candles...ffs I'm a conglomerate.....  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Penis enhancement cream,,,
rub this on your John so da ladies will like it,
When I thought of my username this thread wasn t part of the plan, |
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