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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Borrowed from The Guardian
Digestive biscuits may once have been thought to aid the breakdown of food thanks to their high baking soda content.
But that's nothing compared to the claims made about the Graham Cracker.
The American camp fire favourite was a key component of the "purifying" vegetarian regime which could "put an end to masturbation and other carnal desires" according to their inventor 
I'm sticking to my jaffa cakes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm as a woman (and therefore capable of multi-tasking) I am sure I could wank AND eat biccies at the sane time!  "
You'd have to be careful not to drop crumbs near your foof though!! It would be like exfoliating if you rubbed crumbs into it!!  |
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Think Mr Kellogg of the cornflakes invented them to stop wanking ....I must admit its never stopped me ...just wait for the milk to make them soggy then bang away |
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"Think Mr Kellogg of the cornflakes invented them to stop wanking ....I must admit its never stopped me ...just wait for the milk to make them soggy then bang away "
I believe he intended them as some sort of noisy mattress filling rather than eating them giving guys the droop. |
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By *azNdavCouple
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"Hmmm as a woman (and therefore capable of multi-tasking) I am sure I could wank AND eat biccies at the sane time! "
Just don't forget which hands holding the biscuit could bring a whole new meaning to Dunking |
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"Think Mr Kellogg of the cornflakes invented them to stop wanking ....I must admit its never stopped me ...just wait for the milk to make them soggy then bang away
I believe he intended them as some sort of noisy mattress filling rather than eating them giving guys the droop."
It would take more than noise to put me off |
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