I wonder if Aunty Mary

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

has still got that canary?

By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Surely it can't still be up the leg of her drawers after all this time?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wasn't she a friend of Dirty Gertie, from number thirty?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think Ernie was the milkman, after all he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Postman Pat has still got his cat

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"has still got that canary?

Naaaah... It darted, when she farted...

By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Surely it can't still be up the leg of her drawers after all this time? "

The female equivalent of budgie smugglers

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Postman Pat has still got his cat

it ate aunty marys canary

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wonder why, she swallowed a fly

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder why, she swallowed a fly"

perhaps she'll die