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over a year ago
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We turned up at a couples house recently to find the male half frantically trying to deal with a burst water pipe. It took him about 45 minutes to sort it before we could have any fun. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We turned up at a couples house recently to find the male half frantically trying to deal with a burst water pipe. It took him about 45 minutes to sort it before we could have any fun. "
Lol sounds lik that was fun at least I hope he wasnt the only one wet at the end ha  |
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Went on a meet to a couples house, years ago. After initial chat we got down to business, he stroked himself 3x came on the Mrs tits and spent the rest of the night asking if I always took so long..... Took longer to p**s him off, |
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There's always the having to threaten someone and his supposed girlfriend/stalker (who I knew nothing about at the time) with the police and Military Police after he turned up at my Mum's 8 months after we met. That was "fun" |
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my funnies was when I was married we met this couple, the lady from the couple was bent over sucking her hubby, so my ex went behind her and started licking her from behind, and she farted   |
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"We turned up at a couples house recently to find the male half frantically trying to deal with a burst water pipe. It took him about 45 minutes to sort it before we could have any fun.
Lol sounds lik that was fun at least I hope he wasnt the only one wet at the end ha "
Did they have water sports listed as one of their interests |
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More funny than bad. A long time ago and on a different site.
Went out for a drink. Went ok but something wasn't quite right. So I asked what was up. She said she was disappointed I was white as that wasn't what she was expecting.
Was quite funny really. Got my profile up on phone and proved the photo's were me.
She blamed the lighting, I laughed and blamed her eyesight. Never have our paths crossed since |
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Only the one who I met again as a 1:1 the next day with partner's approval, who then confessed halfway through the meet that he didn't have any condoms, because he couldn't find packets of 3s in shops on the way, and then got annoyed that my partner had thrown the one he had left the night before away. Even though I told him it was gone before we decided to play again. 
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