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By *exy panther 1974 OP Woman over a year ago

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Had this question in my inbox today. Made me chuckle, but that might be just my warped sense of humour

..... Have you ever brought fruit and veg to use as a sex toy pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was it from Com Truise ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's some right fruit cases out there. We'll put us out of our misery....do you ?

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By *exy panther 1974 OP Woman over a year ago

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Nope lol but like ice lollies lol never fruit or veg lmso

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope lol but like ice lollies lol never fruit or veg lmso "

do you get the equivalent of brain freeze down there ? Bet you use Fab lollies. ...Ho Ho. ..get it ?

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By *exy panther 1974 OP Woman over a year ago

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He he do get you joke hehe

But no don't use fabs, prefer twisters hehe n mini milk. You have to try it sometime with a lady it's amazing Hun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not personally but know exs have

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

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Fruit pastille ice lols are the way to go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wouldn't dream of divulging such personal information

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

..... Have you ever brought fruit and veg to use as a sex toy pmsl "

Does it count as part of your 5 a day?

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By *exy panther 1974 OP Woman over a year ago

Anywhere and everywhere

"Fruit pastille ice lols are the way to go

They are very good too hehe

)))

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A couple i know who owned a pub always bought a cucumber used on her or did it herself them used to put them in the sandwiches for the darts and pool teams.

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By *exy panther 1974 OP Woman over a year ago

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..... Have you ever brought fruit and veg to use as a sex toy pmsl

Does it count as part of your 5 a day?"

Lol don't think it quite could lol

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By *XimagesCouple over a year ago

north liverpool

Would have to hope it was fresh fruit and veg - and not frozen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A couple i know who owned a pub always bought a cucumber used on her or did it herself them used to put them in the sandwiches for the darts and pool teams."

That's a nice story. I always wondered why cucumber sarnies tasted of pink salmon...luckily I was in the rugby team.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have fucked a partner with ice in her pussy. And strong mints

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope lol but like ice lollies lol never fruit or veg lmso "

Ice lollies would that make it a stick up

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By *exy panther 1974 OP Woman over a year ago

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"A couple i know who owned a pub always bought a cucumber used on her or did it herself them used to put them in the sandwiches for the darts and pool teams.

That's a nice story. I always wondered why cucumber sarnies tasted of pink salmon...luckily I was in the rugby team."

Lmso made me chuckle,

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Was it from Com Truise ?"

He has a spring onion going spare....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ikea do an ice tray in the shape of cadburys fingers - they get sharp .... just saying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ikea do an ice tray in the shape of cadburys fingers - they get sharp .... just saying

Always suck the ice first to smooth the edgesand aid with lubrication

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