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"Just checked my Bellybutton Faeries and they seem to be a little under the weather 
Gimp
White or pink fluff - a diet heavy in blue fluff doesn't agree with them."
Dont do pink, SERIOUSLY dont do pink 
Thanks for the advice Deirdre 
Gimp |
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"Oscar has gone off with another gnome, a male but his profile states hes straight. His poir fiona is distraught. What should she do?"
When he returns break his little fishing rod 
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"Oscar has gone off with another gnome, a male but his profile states hes straight. His poir fiona is distraught. What should she do?
When he returns break his little fishing rod
Gimp"
shes gonna break more than his rod  |
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"Put an ad on Match . com, for a wanderer, it would of course be a gnome ad ( nomad geddit !!) Sorry, must go here comes the doctor."
god help everyones mojos cos he nicks em |
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"I like melted cheese
Mmmmmm melted cheese...
I wonder? Could I combine melted cheese with my appreciation of cock? Is there anyway to apply melted cheese to a cock without thermonuclear burns?  "
The Nurse has warned you about sniffing the Camping Gaz
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"I like melted cheese
Mmmmmm melted cheese...
I wonder? Could I combine melted cheese with my appreciation of cock? Is there anyway to apply melted cheese to a cock without thermonuclear burns? "
Squirty cheese would work but it's not the same |
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"I like melted cheese
Mmmmmm melted cheese...
I wonder? Could I combine melted cheese with my appreciation of cock? Is there anyway to apply melted cheese to a cock without thermonuclear burns? "
Well my cock is always cheezy so feel free....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why can't a straight guy own toys and like his ass played with damn it !!!
He can."
Not according to several people who viewed my cam last night !! Ok my profile says bi-curious but still !! |
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"Just checked my Bellybutton Faeries and they seem to be a little under the weather
Gimp
White or pink fluff - a diet heavy in blue fluff doesn't agree with them.
Dont do pink, SERIOUSLY dont do pink
Thanks for the advice Deirdre
Gimp"
me thinks lady gimp doth protest too much  |
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"God I gave missed u lot - can't wait to get back where they have Internet!! Lol and no it's still floating !!   "
Do try and get back to us the normal way - you know, finish your cruise, dock and disembark like everyone else.
Although you could dine out for ages on the story of being airlifted off a stricken ship in your glad rags and giving every member of the rescue team a blowie even the women... |
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"My ninja skills are shit hot today!!!
Welcome to TD's talking random crap thread, post what ever is tickling your fancy or making you go "huh" today. "
camping chairs needed for Tour de France, do you think? |
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Haha I have done the go out in lifeboats and back again to the mother ship successfully !! Dab hand at this lark now !! I have been up mountains with snow on em and not fallen off!! Been close to waterfalls and not joined them, and even crossed the arctic circle and lived to tell the tale - it's been very I eventful for chaos and mayhem - in fact I did a whose near search and that was disappointing too - nearest was 500+ miles lol |
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"My ninja skills are shit hot today!!!
Welcome to TD's talking random crap thread, post what ever is tickling your fancy or making you go "huh" today.
camping chairs needed for Tour de France, do you think?"
I'd say no.
But that's cos they went past my house yesterday!
Take em cos all that standing around in hot sun can make you grumpy. Sitting with a handy holder for your drink of choice (large glass of Pimms with orange slices,cucumber and mint for me) sounds like a good idea.
And if all else fails when it's in its carry bag it's a handy weapon for clearing a space for you to occupy without being pressed.up against random smelly people in ill-advised lycra. |
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