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Ladies, would this bother you on a meet?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you were getting on really well with a very sexy guy (or girl if you're a lesbobo) and it's all going in one direction - you know, heavy breathing, heavy petting, wetness in the knicky-knackys
Then he (or she if you're a lesbobo) plonks you on the sofa, bends you onto all fours and starts penetrating you with a little spring onion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you were getting on really well with a very sexy guy (or girl if you're a lesbobo) and it's all going in one direction - you know, heavy breathing, heavy petting, wetness in the knicky-knackys
Then he (or she if you're a lesbobo) plonks you on the sofa, bends you onto all fours and starts penetrating you with a little spring onion. "
I didn't think you wanted people to know what I did to you! I am shocked at your lack of confidentiality!  |
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Ok to answer the silly wordwd question seriously it would all depend on weather or not he could make up for it in other ways.
If yes then now I wouldn't be disappointed. If no then hell yeah. If a guy can't make me orgasm then that is such a waste of my time |
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"If you were getting on really well with a very sexy guy (or girl if you're a lesbobo) and it's all going in one direction - you know, heavy breathing, heavy petting, wetness in the knicky-knackys
Then he (or she if you're a lesbobo) plonks you on the sofa, bends you onto all fours and starts penetrating you with a little spring onion. "
Is spring onion a euphemism ?? |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"If you were getting on really well with a very sexy guy (or girl if you're a lesbobo) and it's all going in one direction - you know, heavy breathing, heavy petting, wetness in the knicky-knackys
Then he (or she if you're a lesbobo) plonks you on the sofa, bends you onto all fours and starts penetrating you with a little spring onion. "
I'd ask what they were doing, and where they got a spring onion from... Just why would they? Its hardly a veg I've looked at and though.... hmmm yes please (well other than in a nice salad)
And are we back in the playground - lesbobo? Knicky-knackys? Maybe when you're old enough to know what your pee-pee really does then you might find some answers  |
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"If you were getting on really well with a very sexy guy (or girl if you're a lesbobo) and it's all going in one direction - you know, heavy breathing, heavy petting, wetness in the knicky-knackys
Then he (or she if you're a lesbobo) plonks you on the sofa, bends you onto all fours and starts penetrating you with a little spring onion. "
. darling i would be very grateful that said person was helping me with my quota of 5 a day. (fruit or veg). ???????? |
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"I would think where the hell did they get a spring onion from  "
I'd think it was thoughtful of them to use a spring onion so it could be pulled out. If they'd used a pickled onion, it might have got stuck right in. I guess if they had a dirty knob it would be cheese and onion. |
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"I would think where the hell did they get a spring onion from
I'd think it was thoughtful of them to use a spring onion so it could be pulled out. If they'd used a pickled onion, it might have got stuck right in. I guess if they had a dirty knob it would be cheese and onion. "
Pleeaaaaase be my spring onion...  |
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