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You should fuck me because I'm famous!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have recently had two men approach me claiming that they are famous - they have been shocked when I have politely declined. Has anyone else experienced this, and if so, how did you respond?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is proberly the same bloke playing the game

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive had this myself a couple of times myself, I dont bother now i just get my PA to drag them to my penthouse suite.

Mr D Trump

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Some famous guys do try it on. If they fail the standards then they fail.

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I did wonder what happened to jedward,?

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

Kelly Brook used me, i feel so ashamed, so dirty. im gonna get her on Jeremy Kyle to get my dignity back.. Jezza will sort her out

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

They're still human. I don't care if they're famous, rich or the local newsagent.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a legend in my own tea break but I don't like to brag

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"I have recently had two men approach me claiming that they are famous - they have been shocked when I have politely declined. Has anyone else experienced this, and if so, how did you respond?"

Nope.

But I'm curious! Did you decline them because:

a.) They weren't really famous and were talking crap!

b.) They were famous and were talking crap!

c.) They weren't famous, were talking crap and you didn't fancy them?

d.) They were famous (and therefore not talking crap) and you didn't fancy them?

And what if

a.) They were famous and you did fancy them?

b.) They weren't famous, we're talking utter codswallop but floated your boat?

Would you have bumped uglies with them then?

Sorry for all the questions - got some candidate interviews to do soon so am warming up.

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By *D40Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I have recently had two men approach me claiming that they are famous - they have been shocked when I have politely declined. Has anyone else experienced this, and if so, how did you respond?

Nope.

But I'm curious! Did you decline them because:

a.) They weren't really famous and were talking crap!

b.) They were famous and were talking crap!

c.) They weren't famous, were talking crap and you didn't fancy them?

d.) They were famous (and therefore not talking crap) and you didn't fancy them?

And what if

a.) They were famous and you did fancy them?

b.) They weren't famous, we're talking utter codswallop but floated your boat?

Would you have bumped uglies with them then?

Sorry for all the questions - got some candidate interviews to do soon so am warming up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have recently had two men approach me claiming that they are famous - they have been shocked when I have politely declined. Has anyone else experienced this, and if so, how did you respond?"

I told The Chuckle brothers I didn't fancy a BOGOF with them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

One of them was a sports man, the other was apparently 'very well known' so a mixture of all the above. One thing that is a complete turn off me is someone who brags famous or not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have recently had two men approach me claiming that they are famous - they have been shocked when I have politely declined. Has anyone else experienced this, and if so, how did you respond?"

Pass them onto me I will fuck them till they see stars again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have recently had two men approach me claiming that they are famous - they have been shocked when I have politely declined. Has anyone else experienced this, and if so, how did you respond?"

That's just their egos....it's the "I'll make you famous" whilst rubbing their crotch and a wink ones you wanna be wary of.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It freaks me out when Elvis keeps fabbing my pics.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can confidently say that this has never happened to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have recently had two men approach me claiming that they are famous - they have been shocked when I have politely declined. Has anyone else experienced this, and if so, how did you respond?"

I met an ex Premier Leagues Footballers wife for coffee, if that counts!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have recently had two men approach me claiming that they are famous - they have been shocked when I have politely declined. Has anyone else experienced this, and if so, how did you respond?"

Us muggles get all cocky too doncha know...SOME men and women get very shirty when told no.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep I've experienced that and turned him down with a polite ~ 'thanks but no thanks you're not my type'.

Mind you if I known at the time what he would have become he might have morphed quite quickly into my type!!

Gawd I'm so shallow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Imagine if barry scott from the cillit bang adverts used the famous line, he should really advertise caneston because he is on irrating c***

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It could have been the 'YOU BUY ONE!YOU GET ONE FREE!" man

Look what you have missed out on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yep I've experienced that and turned him down with a polite ~ 'thanks but no thanks you're not my type'.

Mind you if I known at the time what he would have become he might have morphed quite quickly into my type!!

Gawd I'm so shallow

Oooooo who was it???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It could have been the 'YOU BUY ONE!YOU GET ONE FREE!" man

Look what you have missed out on

my god what a 3some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did the guys actually say fuck me I am famous?

Did you google them when you got home?

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By *rforfunCouple over a year ago

Bedford

I think if you were famous you would not be promoting the fact on here for some one to run off to the red tops to sell a kiss and tell storie. I think thay are full of poo. X

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By *adja_lazloCouple over a year ago

Solihull

"I have recently had two men approach me claiming that they are famous - they have been shocked when I have politely declined. Has anyone else experienced this, and if so, how did you respond?"

yes Franchine had this when she was modelling, politely declined and to say they were a little bit pissed was an understatement lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I have recently had two men approach me claiming that they are famous - they have been shocked when I have politely declined. Has anyone else experienced this, and if so, how did you respond?

I told The Chuckle brothers I didn't fancy a BOGOF with them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yep I've experienced that and turned him down with a polite ~ 'thanks but no thanks you're not my type'.

Mind you if I known at the time what he would have become he might have morphed quite quickly into my type!!

Gawd I'm so shallow

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hmmmmm whats your type

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By *enny PR9TV/TS over a year ago

Southport

"I have recently had two men approach me claiming that they are famous - they have been shocked when I have politely declined. Has anyone else experienced this, and if so, how did you respond?"

Hasn't everyone on here fucked The Krankies at sometime or other.

Jenny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have recently had two men approach me claiming that they are famous - they have been shocked when I have politely declined. Has anyone else experienced this, and if so, how did you respond?

Hasn't everyone on here fucked The Krankies at sometime or other.

Jenny."

Thank god no and we don't intend to either.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had to politely decline a famous female. She was a bit fed up as that meant she had to pay what was on the meter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well if they really were famous they'll now be relieved not to have had their exploits plastered across a public forum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had to politely decline a famous female. She was a bit fed up as that meant she had to pay what was on the meter. "

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are there many on here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are there many on here?"

As many as you want there to be. It is afterall a land of fantasy for most.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of them was a sports man, the other was apparently 'very well known' so a mixture of all the above. One thing that is a complete turn off me is someone who brags famous or not."

Had some guy hit on me once and uttered the immortal words "Don't you know who i am?" Had to reply "No, why have you forgotten?" Still don't know who he is so he's clearly not who he was pretending to be.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wonder if "I might be famous one day" would work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are there many on here?

As many as you want there to be. It is afterall a land of fantasy for most."

Ahh well then i guess it's just a matter of time till Meagan Fox turns up looking for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have recently had two men approach me claiming that they are famous - they have been shocked when I have politely declined. Has anyone else experienced this, and if so, how did you respond?"

yeah omar williams offered but I declined. Seems nice bloke did chat for a while

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've had one person try this on and turned them down on the grounds that they were being a spanner.

If he'd said, 'Hello, I find you attractive and would like to meet if you feel the same way?'

Then, yes, I would have done, but to just rely on being notable is naff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was on a night out a couple of years ago with a friend of mine. She got chatted up by a guy from hollyoaks. When she declined he got quite nasty towards her. Funny how his tone changed when he was brought back done to earth. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kelly Brook used me, i feel so ashamed, so dirty. im gonna get her on Jeremy Kyle to get my dignity back.. Jezza will sort her out

Lmao

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I did wonder what happened to jedward,?

Thought it was Bros who sang When Will I Be Famous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are there many on here?

As many as you want there to be. It is afterall a land of fantasy for most.

Ahh well then i guess it's just a matter of time till Meagan Fox turns up looking for me"

For sure - stay patient. As you can see this site is full of people that have had similar offers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"One of them was a sports man, the other was apparently 'very well known' so a mixture of all the above. One thing that is a complete turn off me is someone who brags famous or not.

Did chuckle at this!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have recently had two men approach me claiming that they are famous - they have been shocked when I have politely declined. Has anyone else experienced this, and if so, how did you respond?"
can I just say... You should fuck me because I'm famous!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw Christian from eastenders when I went to vergin active in Bromley 2 years ago, he is famous lol (I just watched him train for a bit) then did my training

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