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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
D*unken time?
Mine was going to a mess do when I was 18 with my sister and her boyfriend (now husband) who was in the army...anyway one of his friends took a shine to me and we were sat all night talking and drinking (port) anyway I went to the toilet and that's all I remember....I had passed out and the bloke I was talking to had to climb over the toilet and get me out....I was so embarrassed and have never ever touched port since then  |
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over a year ago
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It'll be the time on holiday when i got so d*unk that neither i or my mate have any idea what we did after about 11pm when i had to tell him off for stealing a girls camera to photograph his cock while she wasn't looking |
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Coming home on the night bus from a family party. I had my black trousers on at the party,and pretty sure I had them on when on the bus. Got to my street,and i ain't too sure whether i was wearing them then. All i know is,i have never seen those strides again. |
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I was just 22 and I went to Benidorm with Mum and my now hubby our first holiday and we went to one of those BBQ things with unlimitted fizz.
I have never been so d*unk or so ill since. That was my first ever over indulge..I was sharing with my mother and he sat with me all night. Gave me match sticks to prop open my eyes as every time I shut my eyes the room span and I was sick.. 
Took me years to ever drink fizzy alcohol again. I endeavor to stay sober these days  lol .. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
It was Halloween, I was 21 and drinking Witches Brews at a bar in Old Bailey.
A guy kept pestering me so I turned to the woman sitting at the bar next to me and snogged her - she took it well given that she was a complete stranger. Then when I couldn't get a cab I started to strip in the street in order to get a taxi to stop.
I was very lucky that the cabbie rescued me, took me home and didn't charge me.
I have never been that d*unk again.
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
Another one was I had gone to a bar in central London after work and they were doing happy hour and me and my friend took advantage of this...anyway later on a guy bought us a bottle of fizz and I ended up going home with him....he lived on the other end of the Victoria line and I lived in Brixton....the next morning I woke up to find him in the bed next to me I got up and got dressed and legged it as I had work.....got on the tube during rush hour....found a seat and this gentleman handed me his finical times and said you may need this...I held it up over my face until Brixton...legged it home showered and changed and went to work....I was so ill it was unreal |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"D*unken time?
Mine was going to a mess do when I was 18 with my sister and her boyfriend (now husband) who was in the army...anyway one of his friends took a shine to me and we were sat all night talking and drinking (port) anyway I went to the toilet and that's all I remember....I had passed out and the bloke I was talking to had to climb over the toilet and get me out....I was so embarrassed and have never ever touched port since then "
I have a story remarkably similar to that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"D*unken time?
Mine was going to a mess do when I was 18 with my sister and her boyfriend (now husband) who was in the army...anyway one of his friends took a shine to me and we were sat all night talking and drinking (port) anyway I went to the toilet and that's all I remember....I had passed out and the bloke I was talking to had to climb over the toilet and get me out....I was so embarrassed and have never ever touched port since then
I have a story remarkably similar to that! "
Mine was Tequila- but no ladies were harmed in the making of that tale and no Tequila has been consumed since |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Weekend in Blackpool with the girls. Got absolutely hammered after a all day/night bender and was sick all over the dance floor. What made it even worse, I ruined a brand new pair of shoes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine was in the lake district camping as a 6th former. We went to a local pub at 9.45. Pub was due to close at 10.30. Three of us decided we would race to see how many pints of scrumpy we could drink before closing time. After 7 1/2 in 3/4 hour I kicked over my mates so I won.
We left the pub and within 100 yards I decided to lie down in the road and stop the traffic. I was finally extracted from harms way by some less pissed mates, that I thanked by depositing pineapple chunks in their tent  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Another one was I had gone to a bar in central London after work and they were doing happy hour and me and my friend took advantage of this...anyway later on a guy bought us a bottle of fizz and I ended up going home with him....he lived on the other end of the Victoria line and I lived in Brixton....the next morning I woke up to find him in the bed next to me I got up and got dressed and legged it as I had work.....got on the tube during rush hour....found a seat and this gentleman handed me his finical times and said you may need this...I held it up over my face until Brixton...legged it home showered and changed and went to work....I was so ill it was unreal "
Financial not finical lol |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
Waking up in the Doctors Mess after a party and finding that some bugger thought it would be funny to barricade the door so that we couldnt get out and had to phone Security to come and rescue us.
We'd spent weeks denying that we were shagging each other too. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Waking up in the Doctors Mess after a party and finding that some bugger thought it would be funny to barricade the door so that we couldnt get out and had to phone Security to come and rescue us.
We'd spent weeks denying that we were shagging each other too."
There was me thinking you was sweet and innocent  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Waking up in the Doctors Mess after a party and finding that some bugger thought it would be funny to barricade the door so that we couldnt get out and had to phone Security to come and rescue us.
We'd spent weeks denying that we were shagging each other too.
There was me thinking you was sweet and innocent "
*snort* *choke* *cough* |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"D*unken time?
Mine was going to a mess do when I was 18 with my sister and her boyfriend (now husband) who was in the army...anyway one of his friends took a shine to me and we were sat all night talking and drinking (port) anyway I went to the toilet and that's all I remember....I had passed out and the bloke I was talking to had to climb over the toilet and get me out....I was so embarrassed and have never ever touched port since then
I have a story remarkably similar to that!
Mine was Tequila- but no ladies were harmed in the making of that tale and no Tequila has been consumed since"
Mine was also port and someone also had to climb over the top of a toilet stall to rescue me. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Waking up in the Doctors Mess after a party and finding that some bugger thought it would be funny to barricade the door so that we couldnt get out and had to phone Security to come and rescue us.
We'd spent weeks denying that we were shagging each other too."
How else could they have outed you?
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"D*unken time?
Mine was going to a mess do when I was 18 with my sister and her boyfriend (now husband) who was in the army...anyway one of his friends took a shine to me and we were sat all night talking and drinking (port) anyway I went to the toilet and that's all I remember....I had passed out and the bloke I was talking to had to climb over the toilet and get me out....I was so embarrassed and have never ever touched port since then
I have a story remarkably similar to that!
Mine was Tequila- but no ladies were harmed in the making of that tale and no Tequila has been consumed since
Mine was also port and someone also had to climb over the top of a toilet stall to rescue me. "
I've never touched it since....it makes me feel Ill thinking of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There have been lots!
Most recently last night at Black Sabbath, we decided to avoid the queues at the bars we'd drink wine by the bottle. With hindsight the logic of this decision was undeniably flawed
Of the bits we can remember we ended up going clubbing in Camden with some people we'd just met. At 3 in the morning we got turned away from Rios for being too d*unk. Caught a bus to Kings Cross, fell asleep, ended up miles away. Fell asleep on the train and ended up in Cambridgeshire...
Today has hurt |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"There have been lots!
Most recently last night at Black Sabbath, we decided to avoid the queues at the bars we'd drink wine by the bottle. With hindsight the logic of this decision was undeniably flawed
Of the bits we can remember we ended up going clubbing in Camden with some people we'd just met. At 3 in the morning we got turned away from Rios for being too d*unk. Caught a bus to Kings Cross, fell asleep, ended up miles away. Fell asleep on the train and ended up in Cambridgeshire...
Today has hurt"
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh and there's the time trekking in Thailand where me and some friends sang karaoke for a couple of hours with a live band much to the bemusement of the band, staff and other customers. Turned out, it wasn't a karaoke bar... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"There have been lots!
Most recently last night at Black Sabbath, we decided to avoid the queues at the bars we'd drink wine by the bottle. With hindsight the logic of this decision was undeniably flawed
Of the bits we can remember we ended up going clubbing in Camden with some people we'd just met. At 3 in the morning we got turned away from Rios for being too d*unk. Caught a bus to Kings Cross, fell asleep, ended up miles away. Fell asleep on the train and ended up in Cambridgeshire...
Today has hurt"
You must have been bad to be turned away from Rios. You should have called - there was room in my bed.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First date with a gorgeous young lady years ago. We went to a posh Italian restaurant, I was really young, really nervous and ended up getting hammered on red wine.
She suggested a nice romantic stroll and we were sat on a bench by the river when I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I was violently sick. Ok her feet. She had white sandals on.......
Wierdly I managed to get a second date! Her white sandals were however permanently died pink from the red wine vomit |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
after going to the bierkellar in leeds we then decided to go to a night club,i fell asleep in the toilets,my then boyfriend decided we should go home,i was sick all over the bouncer on the way out, and on the borrowed dress I was wearing ,erm and there was the time I did a streak around hyde park in leeds |
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By *xpresMan
over a year ago
Elland |
Comming back to the hotel after a family wedding ib Greenock i missed a step went arse over tit n put my teeth thru my top lip dint realise i had done it till my then wife found me stark bollok naked on bathroom floor in a scene from CSI before she sorted me out she took pics n sent them around all my mates  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There have been lots!
Most recently last night at Black Sabbath, we decided to avoid the queues at the bars we'd drink wine by the bottle. With hindsight the logic of this decision was undeniably flawed
Of the bits we can remember we ended up going clubbing in Camden with some people we'd just met. At 3 in the morning we got turned away from Rios for being too d*unk. Caught a bus to Kings Cross, fell asleep, ended up miles away. Fell asleep on the train and ended up in Cambridgeshire...
Today has hurt
You must have been bad to be turned away from Rios. You should have called - there was room in my bed.
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I don't remember going to Rio... we must have been in a right state. It's nice to know that they would turn away people as d*unk as we were
And we don't have your number... otherwise we could have!
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By (user no longer on site)
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The funniest time was in the Walkabout bar in Blackpool about 8 years ago. A young man heard me order drinks at the bar and asked me to swear for him. He liked hearing swearing in a cockney (his words) accent. We ended up trading swear words while we got d*unker. I swear I heard him say he was 33 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Twelve years ago I was away with work, product testing walking gear in the Peak District. The night before the walk I was drinking in the hotel I was staying at with a good friend. The bar closes much to my disappoment. So I wander into the village with my friend and find a closed pub, but there was a lock in. I knock on the door and blag us in.  Anyway I get very, very d*unk, then it's time to leave the pub. Who gets the best room at the hotel, good friend or me? I decide we should have a race for the best room. I run, I fall over, I'm so d*unk I don't put my hands out to break my fall. I land on my face. My entire face was an open wound. If I ever get to meet any of you, you'll see the scar on my chin. I got the best room. |
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"Twelve years ago I was away with work, product testing walking gear in the Peak District. The night before the walk I was drinking in the hotel I was staying at with a good friend. The bar closes much to my disappoment. So I wander into the village with my friend and find a closed pub, but there was a lock in. I knock on the door and blag us in. Anyway I get very, very d*unk, then it's time to leave the pub. Who gets the best room at the hotel, good friend or me? I decide we should have a race for the best room. I run, I fall over, I'm so d*unk I don't put my hands out to break my fall. I land on my face. My entire face was an open wound. If I ever get to meet any of you, you'll see the scar on my chin. I got the best room."
At the hosy?  |
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"Twelve years ago I was away with work, product testing walking gear in the Peak District. The night before the walk I was drinking in the hotel I was staying at with a good friend. The bar closes much to my disappoment. So I wander into the village with my friend and find a closed pub, but there was a lock in. I knock on the door and blag us in. Anyway I get very, very d*unk, then it's time to leave the pub. Who gets the best room at the hotel, good friend or me? I decide we should have a race for the best room. I run, I fall over, I'm so d*unk I don't put my hands out to break my fall. I land on my face. My entire face was an open wound. If I ever get to meet any of you, you'll see the scar on my chin. I got the best room.
At the hosy? "
I don't understand the question old bean. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Twelve years ago I was away with work, product testing walking gear in the Peak District. The night before the walk I was drinking in the hotel I was staying at with a good friend. The bar closes much to my disappoment. So I wander into the village with my friend and find a closed pub, but there was a lock in. I knock on the door and blag us in. Anyway I get very, very d*unk, then it's time to leave the pub. Who gets the best room at the hotel, good friend or me? I decide we should have a race for the best room. I run, I fall over, I'm so d*unk I don't put my hands out to break my fall. I land on my face. My entire face was an open wound. If I ever get to meet any of you, you'll see the scar on my chin. I got the best room.
At the hosy?
I don't understand the question old bean."
Best room at the hospital? |
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"Twelve years ago I was away with work, product testing walking gear in the Peak District. The night before the walk I was drinking in the hotel I was staying at with a good friend. The bar closes much to my disappoment. So I wander into the village with my friend and find a closed pub, but there was a lock in. I knock on the door and blag us in. Anyway I get very, very d*unk, then it's time to leave the pub. Who gets the best room at the hotel, good friend or me? I decide we should have a race for the best room. I run, I fall over, I'm so d*unk I don't put my hands out to break my fall. I land on my face. My entire face was an open wound. If I ever get to meet any of you, you'll see the scar on my chin. I got the best room.
At the hosy?
I don't understand the question old bean.
Best room at the hospital? "
No, the hotel. So I think I won. I took myself to the next village with a surgery the following morning. A little place called Hope. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There have been lots!
Most recently last night at Black Sabbath, we decided to avoid the queues at the bars we'd drink wine by the bottle. With hindsight the logic of this decision was undeniably flawed
Of the bits we can remember we ended up going clubbing in Camden with some people we'd just met. At 3 in the morning we got turned away from Rios for being too d*unk. Caught a bus to Kings Cross, fell asleep, ended up miles away. Fell asleep on the train and ended up in Cambridgeshire...
Today has hurt
You must have been bad to be turned away from Rios. You should have called - there was room in my bed.
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Don't encourage him- he talks even more bolox when he's d*unk as he does here- and its usually in a loud voice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vomited during midnight mass in a cathedral...
Isn't that practically obligatory at midnight mass? "
Err, yes only I was with my parents, one of whom worked there... |
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Being found naked hiding in the walk in cupboard by my future Mother in Law.
Being found passed out on the doorstep covered in snow by my future Mother in Law.
Being escorted by two bouncers with my feet treading air from a club in leicester square.
Going to the Who concert in hyde park and waking up in belgium with Pete townsend..fuck that was a goodun
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