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Well if we are talking about cocks, here's a true story.
I was stood in the pub last night and this woman said to me, there's a rumour going around that you have a 12" cock.
I said, I know, I started it!!!!!  |
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over a year ago
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"Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it? 
Her
Long and fat and bendy...size 8 or 22, pencil or boomerang
Her"
More of a boomerang...(got a crooked cervix, shh don't tell anyone!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it?
Her
Long and fat and bendy...size 8 or 22, pencil or boomerang
Her
More of a boomerang...(got a crooked cervix, shh don't tell anyone!)"
Ha ha, hmm doesn't seem to be many blokes joining in 
Her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it?
Her
Long and fat and bendy...size 8 or 22, pencil or boomerang
Her
More of a boomerang...(got a crooked cervix, shh don't tell anyone!)Ha ha, hmm doesn't seem to be many blokes joining in
Her"
Spoilsports! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it?
Her
Long and fat and bendy...size 8 or 22, pencil or boomerang
Her
More of a boomerang...(got a crooked cervix, shh don't tell anyone!)Ha ha, hmm doesn't seem to be many blokes joining in
Her
Spoilsports!"
Thats coz blokes tend to be more discrete n dont like talking about bodyparts
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it?
Her
Long and fat and bendy...size 8 or 22, pencil or boomerang
Her
More of a boomerang...(got a crooked cervix, shh don't tell anyone!)Ha ha, hmm doesn't seem to be many blokes joining in
Her
Spoilsports!
Thats coz blokes tend to be more discrete n dont like talking about bodyparts
Gimp"
Bollocks.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it?
Her
Long and fat and bendy...size 8 or 22, pencil or boomerang
Her
More of a boomerang...(got a crooked cervix, shh don't tell anyone!)Ha ha, hmm doesn't seem to be many blokes joining in
Her
Spoilsports!
Thats coz blokes tend to be more discrete n dont like talking about bodyparts
Gimp
Bollocks.... "
men always talk about how huge their cock is and usually its a let down imho |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on ladies, fat thin, how do you like it?
Her
Long and fat and bendy...size 8 or 22, pencil or boomerang
Her
More of a boomerang...(got a crooked cervix, shh don't tell anyone!)Ha ha, hmm doesn't seem to be many blokes joining in
Her
Spoilsports!
Thats coz blokes tend to be more discrete n dont like talking about bodyparts
Gimp
Bollocks....
men always talk about how huge their cock is and usually its a let down imho"
Some like to tell me I'll be limping the next day and all that jazz.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Have to be honest, given the grief you girls get, I'm surprised the hasn't happened sooner, cocks are not the most attractive things and shaved they look much much worse lol. For the record mines long, not particularly fat, slight bend upwards, for hitting the elusive g spot you understand. Even though I'm very attached, still doesn't look as good as a nice pussy. Go girls  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not mahoosive other than that I don't mind, long as they don't mind that my cervix tilts a bit. Can be a little painful sometimes, not the guy's fault, nature  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you have a bendy cock does that mean your more likely to get asked to come and fuck around the corner?
A cock with a good sense of direction?"
COCKCOCK...move over TomTom
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"Have to be honest, given the grief you girls get, I'm surprised the hasn't happened sooner, cocks are not the most attractive things and shaved they look much much worse lol. For the record mines long, not particularly fat, slight bend upwards, for hitting the elusive g spot you understand. Even though I'm very attached, still doesn't look as good as a nice pussy. Go girls "
Most unattractive things nah your kidding right? Every time I send a message I attached a pic of my cock which has great results Honest  |
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"If you have a bendy cock does that mean your more likely to get asked to come and fuck around the corner?
A cock with a good sense of direction?
COCKCOCK...move over TomTom
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Always be getting lost though, in some condom riddled bush somewhere along the A406... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have to be honest, given the grief you girls get, I'm surprised the hasn't happened sooner, cocks are not the most attractive things and shaved they look much much worse lol. For the record mines long, not particularly fat, slight bend upwards, for hitting the elusive g spot you understand. Even though I'm very attached, still doesn't look as good as a nice pussy. Go girls "
I love the look of a man's cock, once I get to know him a little...a cock shoved in my face in a message always makes me gurn, laugh and vom... |
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"I always like to see how it measures against a Sky remote. That's my benchmark ! 
Oh I say...Sky remote..does that have a large bump on the end?"
It sure does & it lights up at the end too!  |
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"I always like to see how it measures against a Sky remote. That's my benchmark !
Oh I say...Sky remote..does that have a large bump on the end?
It sure does & it lights up at the end too! "
Handy for finding the right erm...channel. |
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"Have to be honest, given the grief you girls get, I'm surprised the hasn't happened sooner, cocks are not the most attractive things and shaved they look much much worse lol. For the record mines long, not particularly fat, slight bend upwards, for hitting the elusive g spot you understand. Even though I'm very attached, still doesn't look as good as a nice pussy. Go girls
Most unattractive things nah your kidding right? Every time I send a message I attached a pic of my cock which has great results Honest "
I've never seen your schlong...where have I gone wrong?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have to be honest, given the grief you girls get, I'm surprised the hasn't happened sooner, cocks are not the most attractive things and shaved they look much much worse lol. For the record mines long, not particularly fat, slight bend upwards, for hitting the elusive g spot you understand. Even though I'm very attached, still doesn't look as good as a nice pussy. Go girls
Most unattractive things nah your kidding right? Every time I send a message I attached a pic of my cock which has great results Honest
I've never seen your schlong...where have I gone wrong?
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You have been invited to the private showing VIP treatment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have to be honest, given the grief you girls get, I'm surprised the hasn't happened sooner, cocks are not the most attractive things and shaved they look much much worse lol. For the record mines long, not particularly fat, slight bend upwards, for hitting the elusive g spot you understand. Even though I'm very attached, still doesn't look as good as a nice pussy. Go girls
Most unattractive things nah your kidding right? Every time I send a message I attached a pic of my cock which has great results Honest
I've never seen your schlong...where have I gone wrong?
You have been invited to the private showing VIP treatment "
Very Important Penetration |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have to be honest, given the grief you girls get, I'm surprised the hasn't happened sooner, cocks are not the most attractive things and shaved they look much much worse lol. For the record mines long, not particularly fat, slight bend upwards, for hitting the elusive g spot you understand. Even though I'm very attached, still doesn't look as good as a nice pussy. Go girls
Most unattractive things nah your kidding right? Every time I send a message I attached a pic of my cock which has great results Honest
I've never seen your schlong...where have I gone wrong?
You have been invited to the private showing VIP treatment "
Do I need to get all dolled up? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How about a bendy cock discussion?
Or a clever dick?
Which one?
Bendy cock or clever dick?
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Strange how women love talking about their bums, breasts and bits but men go schtum...wasted opportunity to show off your confidence in your magic maker! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about a bendy cock discussion?
Or a clever dick?
Which one?
Bendy cock or clever dick?
Strange how women love talking about their bums, breasts and bits but men go schtum...wasted opportunity to show off your confidence in your magic maker!"
No need.
The proof is in the pulling
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about a bendy cock discussion?
Or a clever dick?
Which one?
Bendy cock or clever dick?
Strange how women love talking about their bums, breasts and bits but men go schtum...wasted opportunity to show off your confidence in your magic maker!
No need.
The proof is in the pulling
Gimp"
Now you're showing off!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have to be honest, given the grief you girls get, I'm surprised the hasn't happened sooner, cocks are not the most attractive things and shaved they look much much worse lol. For the record mines long, not particularly fat, slight bend upwards, for hitting the elusive g spot you understand. Even though I'm very attached, still doesn't look as good as a nice pussy. Go girls
Most unattractive things nah your kidding right? Every time I send a message I attached a pic of my cock which has great results Honest
I've never seen your schlong...where have I gone wrong?
You have been invited to the private showing VIP treatment
Do I need to get all dolled up?"
Come as you like as what ever you have on will not stay on for long |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I for one am appalled by the blatant objectification of the male gender which is going on in this thread, by which us men are reduced to nothing more than an appendage, solely for the pleasure of female board members. We are so much more than just cocks. Some of us have nice bottoms too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As that classic song said "it ain't what you do it's the way that you do it, that's what gets results" pure poetry "
Or as I have said before "The only reason women say size doesn't matter is so they can see who looks most disappointed". |
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