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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Post yours here....

"I am madly in love with Banana Cake"

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Come on guys I wanna see the results. Post your new statuses here....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who wants to practice waxing...my armpits, back, sack and crack could do with a tidyup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coming to Lincoln soon. We are a shy bi couple seeking bi guys to screw Lukes arse". I just like to watch

Sorry going to be a party pooper! And not display it though!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Who wants to practice waxing...my armpits, back, sack and crack could do with a tidyup

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Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine from luvsmuffin is..

legs wide open and damp, come and fuck me xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here's ours

Any good beaver hunters out there mine needs hunting.

Her

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

""Coming to Lincoln soon. We are a shy bi couple seeking bi guys to screw Lukes arse". I just like to watch

Sorry going to be a party pooper! And not display it though! "
I am sure your match will re do....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well no one wants me beaver yet

Her

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I am liking Meet the Fockers Status

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

My profile says vegetarian but I still swallow!

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By *awty MaxWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

My new status is...

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You have surpassed yourselves.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you Ryan

Here you go:

Looking for midgets to cover my arse in peanut butter.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Mine now says: " Friendly.. Very outgoing male. Would love to experiment, with scat and toilet play ASAP..inbox please.. All messages answered.

I am absolutely dreading getting a message on the back of that status

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Mine now says: " Friendly.. Very outgoing male. Would love to experiment, with scat and toilet play ASAP..inbox please.. All messages answered.

I am absolutely dreading getting a message on the back of that status

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I would be more worried about pictures.

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By *urvywelshCouple over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"Mine now says: " Friendly.. Very outgoing male. Would love to experiment, with scat and toilet play ASAP..inbox please.. All messages answered.

I am absolutely dreading getting a message on the back of that status

What a shit status.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Won't be "pegging out" in this weather

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine says "if you swerve these curves you will miss out on a pocket perv. "

I'm now feeling I might have been a bit mean with mine!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not really made of banana. I like to put them up my arse

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Mine now says: " Friendly.. Very outgoing male. Would love to experiment, with scat and toilet play ASAP..inbox please.. All messages answered.

I am absolutely dreading getting a message on the back of that status

Your going to have a fun 24 hours!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

... "It's true us girls use hairbrushes but I don't use the handle end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not really made of banana. I like to put them up my arse"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on guys I wanna see the results. Post your new statuses here....

''Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum I want 2 bi guys, one up my chuff, one up my bum...fill up my inbox now

Thanks Ye Olde Witch Doc...I'm still thinking on yours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Post yours here....

"I am madly in love with Banana Cake""

I had absolutely no idea

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Come on guys I wanna see the results. Post your new statuses here....

''Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum I want 2 bi guys, one up my chuff, one up my bum...fill up my inbox now

Thanks Ye Olde Witch Doc...I'm still thinking on yours.

"
LMFAO.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... "It's true us girls use hairbrushes but I don't use the handle end

This really made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

been a quiet week, make me have a noisy weekend hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... "It's true us girls use hairbrushes but I don't use the handle end

"
That was my first sex toy, when I was fourteen, couldn't beat it

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Corny messages starting to flow in

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"been a quiet week, make me have a noisy weekend hehe"
You have got off lightly with that one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really don't have a dirty mind... I just have a sexy imagination"

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

staying in tonight but this hot masked lady needs to be unmasked! all ideas as to what i shud cover my face in next is gladly welcomed !

I have kept the spelling and lack of capitals in the hope that people will know it's a joke.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really could do with a tit massage right now, any takers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Corny messages starting to flow in

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By *heone4475Man over a year ago

upham

Mine was limited time offer: will do anyone anywhere as leaving site tomorrow . Cum get me .

Cheers Scarlett

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Post yours here....

"I am madly in love with Banana Cake""

Oh jaysus the messages I am getting...

make a whore blush.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Post yours here....

"I am madly in love with Banana Cake"

I had absolutely no idea

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What can I say.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"been a quiet week, make me have a noisy weekend heheYou have got off lightly with that one!"

I am new don't want to Piss people off just yet lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"been a quiet week, make me have a noisy weekend heheYou have got off lightly with that one!"

I thought so too lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Post yours here....

"I am madly in love with Banana Cake"

I had absolutely no idea

What can I say.

It was the minge pic wasn't it

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

anyone fancy dogging tonight ,we will both wear fishnets if you wish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ours...

Plumber required for cucumber insertion accident.

Relief considering...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"been a quiet week, make me have a noisy weekend heheYou have got off lightly with that one!

I thought so too lol"

I could do you a new one Kaz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Timeflies status for me:

Shaman' me I like 'em hairy.

Can't get enough of hairy Mary's.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Timeflies status for me:

Shaman' me I like 'em hairy.

Can't get enough of hairy Mary's."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Timeflies status for me:

Shaman' me I like 'em hairy.

Can't get enough of hairy Mary's."

You got off lightly.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"anyone fancy dogging tonight ,we will both wear fishnets if you wish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If anyone found a black inflatable butt plug in Tesco, can they return it please. I farted & it fell out, but my hands were full of shopping.

I'll try to last 24 hrs with it !

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

" If anyone found a black inflatable butt plug in Tesco, can they return it please. I farted & it fell out, but my hands were full of shopping.

I'll try to last 24 hrs with it !

"
That is my favourite to date!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Coming to Lincoln soon. We are a shy bi couple seeking bi guys to screw Lukes arse". I just like to watch

Sorry going to be a party pooper! And not display it though! "

Awww what a shame!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" If anyone found a black inflatable butt plug in Tesco, can they return it please. I farted & it fell out, but my hands were full of shopping.

I'll try to last 24 hrs with it !

So funny!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"anyone fancy dogging tonight ,we will both wear fishnets if you wish

Oh god, this is painful! Meeting some interesting new people though.. Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Timeflies status for me:

Shaman' me I like 'em hairy.

Can't get enough of hairy Mary's.

You got off lightly.

I know if you come up with something worse I'm fine with it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" If anyone found a black inflatable butt plug in Tesco, can they return it please. I farted & it fell out, but my hands were full of shopping.

I'll try to last 24 hrs with it !

So funny!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Timeflies status for me:

Shaman' me I like 'em hairy.

Can't get enough of hairy Mary's.

You got off lightly.

I know if you come up with something worse I'm fine with it."

You are giving me free reign now!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Timeflies status for me:

Shaman' me I like 'em hairy.

Can't get enough of hairy Mary's.

You got off lightly.

I know if you come up with something worse I'm fine with it.

You are giving me free reign now!!"

You had free reign to begin with you just didn't realise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Timeflies status for me:

Shaman' me I like 'em hairy.

Can't get enough of hairy Mary's.

You got off lightly.

I know if you come up with something worse I'm fine with it.

You are giving me free reign now!!

You had free reign to begin with you just didn't realise

I'm new here...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants to practice waxing...my armpits, back, sack and crack could do with a tidyup

lol..love to!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Timeflies status for me:

Shaman' me I like 'em hairy.

Can't get enough of hairy Mary's.

You got off lightly.

I know if you come up with something worse I'm fine with it.

You are giving me free reign now!!

You had free reign to begin with you just didn't realise

I'm new here...

Consider it a gentle initiation

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan over a year ago

aberdeenshire

Iona's for me:

looking for ladies to post me their front soiled knickers. The smell drives me wild. Happy to pay for postage.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" If anyone found a black inflatable butt plug in Tesco, can they return it please. I farted & it fell out, but my hands were full of shopping.

I'll try to last 24 hrs with it !

So funny!

I've already had someone who mistook it for an aubergine !

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By *awty MaxWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"My new status is...

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup

Getting a few thank yous from single guys now!!!

Seems they didn't know how to wash a cup before lol... Thanks Scrumdiddlyumptious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Timeflies status for me:

Shaman' me I like 'em hairy.

Can't get enough of hairy Mary's.

You got off lightly.

I know if you come up with something worse I'm fine with it.

You are giving me free reign now!!

You had free reign to begin with you just didn't realise

I'm new here...

Consider it a gentle initiation

Aw thanks...you're all heart.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

" If anyone found a black inflatable butt plug in Tesco, can they return it please. I farted & it fell out, but my hands were full of shopping.

I'll try to last 24 hrs with it !

So funny!

I've already had someone who mistook it for an aubergine !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"been a quiet week, make me have a noisy weekend heheYou have got off lightly with that one!

I thought so too lol

I could do you a new one Kaz

oh?! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Corny messages starting to flow in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Want me too do a new one probably a little less subtle

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Suckmehard has posted the one I sent him but I'm not sure he knows to put it on here too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Want me too do a new one probably a little less subtle

go on lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Naked butler, free to serve as you see for"

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

""Naked butler, free to serve as you see for"

"
Ooooh I say...thats a nice one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Timeflies status for me:

Shaman' me I like 'em hairy.

Can't get enough of hairy Mary's.

You got off lightly.

I know if you come up with something worse I'm fine with it.

You are giving me free reign now!!

You had free reign to begin with you just didn't realise

I'm new here...

Consider it a gentle initiation

Aw thanks...you're all heart.

Yep Black Heart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Want me too do a new one probably a little less subtle

go on lol"

New one in the post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Naked butler, free to serve as you see for"

Ooooh I say...thats a nice one!

Whoops it meant to say "fit" at the end not "for"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got:

So apparently iv been banned frim jaydees- usefull to know I cant do that again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ive had mine changed lol

Been leaking all week. Need making airtight. inbox for details hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you Laine my inbox is filling up fast!!

This teasing temptress wants to strip for you ... yes you .... inbox to watch me get naked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It would appear only the chosen few got included. Oh well back on my normal profile tomorrow when I get my phone back

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It would appear only the chosen few got included. Oh well back on my normal profile tomorrow when I get my phone back"
Did I miss you out?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Getting naked pic by pic sounds interesting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank you Laine my inbox is filling up fast!!

This teasing temptress wants to strip for you ... yes you .... inbox to watch me get naked"

I currently have 71 unread mails in my inbox, be interesting to see how many in the morning after this status from you.

"I need to get laid, I don't mean like lets make love.... I mean fuck like a porn star till it hurts!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It would appear only the chosen few got included. Oh well back on my normal profile tomorrow when I get my phone backDid I miss you out?"

Yes ... will inbox you

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It would appear only the chosen few got included. Oh well back on my normal profile tomorrow when I get my phone backDid I miss you out?

Yes ... will inbox you"
Okie dokie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank you Laine my inbox is filling up fast!!

This teasing temptress wants to strip for you ... yes you .... inbox to watch me get naked

I currently have 71 unread mails in my inbox, be interesting to see how many in the morning after this status from you.

"I need to get laid, I don't mean like lets make love.... I mean fuck like a porn star till it hurts!""

I'm going to guess and say 178 messages by the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank you Laine my inbox is filling up fast!!

This teasing temptress wants to strip for you ... yes you .... inbox to watch me get naked

I currently have 71 unread mails in my inbox, be interesting to see how many in the morning after this status from you.

"I need to get laid, I don't mean like lets make love.... I mean fuck like a porn star till it hurts!""

I would imagine quite a few more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank you Laine my inbox is filling up fast!!

This teasing temptress wants to strip for you ... yes you .... inbox to watch me get naked

I currently have 71 unread mails in my inbox, be interesting to see how many in the morning after this status from you.

"I need to get laid, I don't mean like lets make love.... I mean fuck like a porn star till it hurts!"

I'm going to guess and say 178 messages by the morning

It's Friday.... 255

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It would appear only the chosen few got included. Oh well back on my normal profile tomorrow when I get my phone back"

I agree

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It would appear only the chosen few got included. Oh well back on my normal profile tomorrow when I get my phone back

I agree "
Did I miss you too?

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan over a year ago

aberdeenshire

Some of these are quality, can't believe I've never played before lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank you Laine my inbox is filling up fast!!

This teasing temptress wants to strip for you ... yes you .... inbox to watch me get naked

I currently have 71 unread mails in my inbox, be interesting to see how many in the morning after this status from you.

"I need to get laid, I don't mean like lets make love.... I mean fuck like a porn star till it hurts!"

I'm going to guess and say 178 messages by the morning

It's Friday.... 255

That's about 3 years worth of messages for me,

D*unk women don't act the same as d*unk men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not the easiest to keep up... If I'm honest when your the starter of a popular thread... Not surprised a few got missed unintentual I'm sure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank you Laine my inbox is filling up fast!!

This teasing temptress wants to strip for you ... yes you .... inbox to watch me get naked

I currently have 71 unread mails in my inbox, be interesting to see how many in the morning after this status from you.

"I need to get laid, I don't mean like lets make love.... I mean fuck like a porn star till it hurts!"

I'm going to guess and say 178 messages by the morning

It's Friday.... 255

That's about 3 years worth of messages for me,

D*unk women don't act the same as d*unk men

Awww ile send you one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not the easiest to keep up... If I'm honest when your the starter of a popular thread... Not surprised a few got missed unintentual I'm sure.

Totally agree, I got missed on the last one , so easily done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank you Laine my inbox is filling up fast!!

This teasing temptress wants to strip for you ... yes you .... inbox to watch me get naked

I currently have 71 unread mails in my inbox, be interesting to see how many in the morning after this status from you.

"I need to get laid, I don't mean like lets make love.... I mean fuck like a porn star till it hurts!"

I'm going to guess and say 178 messages by the morning

It's Friday.... 255

That's about 3 years worth of messages for me,

D*unk women don't act the same as d*unk men

Awww ile send you one

She does trust me

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm sure femme didn't intentionally miss anyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As far as I can see the two people who are saying she missed them are not on the partnering thread...maybe I've missed them too

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I didn't want to have to do this as tonight has been fun after a shitty week in the forums but here goes...

Chosen few? Look back on the thread and read who I have included, so not the chosen few, but if you read the fact I may not have seen the odd one or at a push two posters, you should have reminded me, others do, so rather than moaning, participate and remind me, it takes a lot to organise, I do it for giggle, maybe it was too much to hope for to think it would be just that. You are obviously not backward in coming forward about whinging.....so I have now reduced myself to your level.

Femme over and out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank you Laine my inbox is filling up fast!!

This teasing temptress wants to strip for you ... yes you .... inbox to watch me get naked

I currently have 71 unread mails in my inbox, be interesting to see how many in the morning after this status from you.

"I need to get laid, I don't mean like lets make love.... I mean fuck like a porn star till it hurts!"

I'm going to guess and say 178 messages by the morning

It's Friday.... 255

That's about 3 years worth of messages for me,

D*unk women don't act the same as d*unk men

Awww ile send you one

She does trust me

Hahaha thanks FRIEND!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sure femme didn't intentionally miss anyone

Well it would appear that lots have been missed again! If you want to play private games do them that way and not in public forum!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It would appear only the chosen few got included. Oh well back on my normal profile tomorrow when I get my phone back

I agree "
Stop trying to stir shit, you didnt even put your name down to be included.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've looked back on the other thread and couldn't see the two missed out names!

As femme said perhaps you could have reminded her that you wanted to play.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm sure femme didn't intentionally miss anyone

Well it would appear that lots have been missed again! If you want to play private games do them that way and not in public forum! "
No I wont...stop being petulant, leave the thread if you don't like it....buzzkill or what? They are forum games.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm sure femme didn't intentionally miss anyone

Well it would appear that lots have been missed again! If you want to play private games do them that way and not in public forum! "

Here is your dummy I found it on the floor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've looked back on the other thread and couldn't see the two missed out names!

As femme said perhaps you could have reminded her that you wanted to play. "

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn't get paired because I was out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sorry.....I thought this was a game......must have stumbled onto the wrong thread.......

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm sorry.....I thought this was a game......must have stumbled onto the wrong thread......."
Never happened before and I have done it a few times now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I didn't want to have to do this as tonight has been fun after a shitty week in the forums but here goes...

Femme over and out.

"
fuck em! Not in the fuck that hot way but in the fuck em they ain't worth it type fuck em!

I have tried little threads to cheer people up and sometimes they work, sometimes they don't but there is nothing worse than whining twats ( yeah, people like me) taking umbrage over a trivial bit of fun. If they all put the effort in like Femme does, the forums would be a much more entertaining and fun place.

So fuck em!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I didn't get paired because I was out

You came late ...., hussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I yhink what has happened is both ladies registered their interest on this afternoon's thread but didn't realise, being new to it, the need to register on the evening shuffle thread. It's just a misunderstanding and Femme has carried out her facilitative role as well as can be expected.

Thank you Femme. I hope RedScorpio and Mistress Candy can understand what has happened too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted to say Thanks to Femme she got someone to give me a giggle at work and I appreciate your efforts hunny THANK YOU !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I didn't get paired because I was out

Trollope I'd have done you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I yhink what has happened is both ladies registered their interest on this afternoon's thread but didn't realise, being new to it, the need to register on the evening shuffle thread. It's just a misunderstanding and Femme has carried out her facilitative role as well as can be expected.

Thank you Femme. I hope RedScorpio and Mistress Candy can understand what has happened too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sad people .... oh well some of us are actually having real fun!"

Your on the forums just as we are, so not doing anything different.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why spoil a good laugh

Her

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Why spoil a good laugh

Her"

Because clearly some have nothing better to do,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why spoil a good laugh

Her

Because clearly some have nothing better to do,"
sad ,simple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sad people .... oh well some of us are actually having real fun!"
footballs over now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I didn't get paired because I was out

Trollope I'd have done you

Well I had a lush dinner in a lovely country pub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sad people .... oh well some of us are actually having real fun!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been a blast as always fem my dear... Fancy a fuck?

Thanks also to Steve my paired recipient, for being a good sport n brave man. One of these days ill be stitched up good n proper!

bring it on. It's made me giggle x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I didn't get paired because I was out

You came late ...., hussy

I so wanted to do you too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Entertaining thread Femme, I enjoyed it and will look out for your next one xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I didn't get paired because I was out

You came late ...., hussy

I so wanted to do you too

Oooh I say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted to say Thanks to Femme she got someone to give me a giggle at work and I appreciate your efforts hunny THANK YOU !!!

you're welcome :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It would appear only the chosen few got included. Oh well back on my normal profile tomorrow when I get my phone back

I agree Stop trying to stir shit, you didnt even put your name down to be included.

I apologise. I thought saying i was in on the first thread was all i had to do. "

Too much changes in the few hours from the announcement to the main thread time at 8pm. Hope you'll join the fun next time...but it's not for the fainthearted lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It would appear only the chosen few got included. Oh well back on my normal profile tomorrow when I get my phone back

I agree Stop trying to stir shit, you didnt even put your name down to be included.

I apologise. I thought saying i was in on the first thread was all i had to do. "
Fair enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I didn't get paired because I was out

Trollope I'd have done you

Well I had a lush dinner in a lovely country pub

Bugger yer then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It would appear only the chosen few got included. Oh well back on my normal profile tomorrow when I get my phone back

I agree Stop trying to stir shit, you didnt even put your name down to be included.

I apologise. I thought saying i was in on the first thread was all i had to do.

Too much changes in the few hours from the announcement to the main thread time at 8pm. Hope you'll join the fun next time...but it's not for the fainthearted lol "

I'm not fainthearted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It would appear only the chosen few got included. Oh well back on my normal profile tomorrow when I get my phone back

I agree Stop trying to stir shit, you didnt even put your name down to be included.

I apologise. I thought saying i was in on the first thread was all i had to do.

Too much changes in the few hours from the announcement to the main thread time at 8pm. Hope you'll join the fun next time...but it's not for the fainthearted lol

I'm not fainthearted "

Never imagined you were tbh

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan over a year ago

aberdeenshire

Holy shit, I duck out for a bit and miss a bit of dummy spitting

It's all just a bit of fun and I for one would like to thank femme for the organisation, it's been a giggle.

(Does that mean I'm part of the clique now?

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just seems some peeps are included and others left out. Forum has a real "click" so as not privalledged to be included will sod off. Thought peeps on here were friendly but obviously just self opinionated for ignoring newbies!! bet they dont get time outs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"just seems some peeps are included and others left out. Forum has a real "click" so as not privalledged to be included will sod off. Thought peeps on here were friendly but obviously just self opinionated for ignoring newbies!! bet they dont get time outs"

As it already been explained you weren't left out on purpose! Femme included those that said " In " on the last thread, not your fault not her fault, why you feel the need to to make this into something it's not is beyond me.

We are a friendly bunch, and some do get time outs, some don't!

This was meant to have been a bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you read whst I posted. It was not even an oversight it was simply a misunderstanding of how to join in. There is no clique. I was new on the forum at Christmas. I joined in and as I got used to it felt more included. The forum has some lovely people in it and they are very welcoming. Friendships have inevitably developed from meeting socially so it is understandable friends talk with friends.

I could have chosen to feel excluded early on but perservered and now feel part of things in here, despite not having attended a social yet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are a friendly bunch, and some do get time outs, some don't!

This was meant to have been a bit of fun. "

I'm always getting timed out

can't for the life of me think why... But I'm not a regular I'm just an outsider looking in through the... Round window.

and hoping someone helps me?!! Arghhhhhh

their all mad!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I enjoyed it Femme. Bloody good game and had a real laugh at SOB reaction

Cheers me dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I enjoyed it Femme. Bloody good game and had a real laugh at SOB reaction

Cheers me dear

You buggers

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I still loves ya fem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still loves ya fem

I luvs her too

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I still loves ya fem

I luvs her too

3 some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still loves ya fem

I luvs her too

3 some

You pissed again??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still loves ya fem

I luvs her too

3 some

Can't you read? She's mine

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I still loves ya fem

I luvs her too

3 some

You pissed again??

Trying to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still loves ya fem

I luvs her too

3 some

"
partyyyyy

Her

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I still loves ya fem

I luvs her too

3 some

Can't you read? She's mine

Always room for 1 more

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I still loves ya fem

I luvs her too

3 some

partyyyyy

Her"

Strumpet.......ok im game

Bladey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still loves ya fem

I luvs her too

3 some

Can't you read? She's mine

Always room for 1 more "

Lol I'm in

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I still loves ya fem

I luvs her too

3 some

Can't you read? She's mine

Always room for 1 more

Lol I'm in

Owwwww no ya not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still loves ya fem

I luvs her too

3 some

Can't you read? She's mine

Always room for 1 more

Lol I'm in

Owwwww no ya not

Clique

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And what!!! The bleeding ell is going on ere!!

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"And what!!! The bleeding ell is going on ere!!

Now now theres room for you too

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I still loves ya fem

I luvs her too

3 some

Can't you read? She's mine

Always room for 1 more

Lol I'm in

Owwwww no ya not

Clique

An your point is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still loves ya fem

I luvs her too

3 some

partyyyyy

Her

Strumpet.......ok im game

Bladey"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wibble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still loves ya fem

I luvs her too

3 some

Can't you read? She's mine

Always room for 1 more

Lol I'm in

Owwwww no ya not

Clique

An your point is

You won't be able to see it in your shades

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And what!!! The bleeding ell is going on ere!!

Now now theres room for you too

Haha but I have no tatties on me titties

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Time for bed

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I am, to be honest, glad I dozed off and missed this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am, to be honest, glad I dozed off and missed this.

You ought to read some of the posters updates. The TESCO butt plug one still has me giggling.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I am, to be honest, glad I dozed off and missed this.

You ought to read some of the posters updates. The TESCO butt plug one still has me giggling.

I have. The status messages are funny, if somewhat overshadowed by tantrums.

I'm known for bouts of dummy spitting but chucking the toys out because a mix-up meant you got accidentally left out of a forum game????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am, to be honest, glad I dozed off and missed this.

You ought to read some of the posters updates. The TESCO butt plug one still has me giggling.

I have. The status messages are funny, if somewhat overshadowed by tantrums.

I'm known for bouts of dummy spitting but chucking the toys out because a mix-up meant you got accidentally left out of a forum game????"

That's what happens sometimes, I was too late on posting and missed out on the last one, this time I gently reminded Femme I was still waiting to be paired up. She's only one woman trying to make a little forum fun for everyone not a seer with a crystal ball who knows all and sees all.

Second thoughts .... there might be some seers on this site if not Femme.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I've just had a right giggle @ some status's and somewhat glad I missed it

Keep it going Femme and next time I will stay in and starve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still got ours up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aww disappointed

3 messages waiting this morning lol i was scared to open my inbox hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to suck poo covered cock.......

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Think I've lost friends over this! Pmsl..

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Think I've lost friends over this! Pmsl..

"
Thanks to all who took it in the spirit it was intended, some of the statuses are class.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I've lost friends over this! Pmsl..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I may have to do a mass delete of my inbox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am, to be honest, glad I dozed off and missed this.

You ought to read some of the posters updates. The TESCO butt plug one still has me giggling.

It's ok for you to giggle

I've got 10 hrs to go before I can take it down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like mine but still no messages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am, to be honest, glad I dozed off and missed this.

You ought to read some of the posters updates. The TESCO butt plug one still has me giggling.

It's ok for you to giggle

I've got 10 hrs to go before I can take it down.

Oh this is so so funny, who gave you that?

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