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"Predator - 'I'm a God damn sexual tyrannosaurus'. Love it "  | |||
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"Predator - 'I'm a God damn sexual tyrannosaurus'. Love it
"Time to take Old Painless out the bag. | |||
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"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. And... I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. " what were the films? | |||
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"the second one is from Full Metal Jacket" correct, first one is fear and loathing in las vegas | |||
"the second one is from Full Metal Jacket correct, first one is fear and loathing in las vegas "Not seen either  | |||
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"Your only sposed to blow the bloody doors off
Gimp"Yep bleddy funny line..great film too | |||
"Don't call me Shirley..... "One of the most commonly quoted | |||
"Don't call me Shirley.....
One of the most commonly quoted "Sheeeeesh,,,, are you calling me common.... how very dare you,,,, | |||
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"Predator - 'I'm a God damn sexual tyrannosaurus'. Love it "A woman quoting predator! Think I am in love  | |||
"'Where's your other hand?' 'Between two pillows' 'Those aren't pillows!!!!' " what's the film? | |||
Tuco played by Eli Wallach passed away a couple of weeks ago, a great actor, RIP. | |||
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"Don't call me Shirley.....
One of the most commonly quoted
Sheeeeesh,,,, are you calling me common....
how very dare you,,,, "You're anything but common Soxy | |||
"Three of my favourites are from the same film....The good, the bad and the ugly. 1. Tuco is placed outside the jail by Clint Eastwood so he can collect his bounty. Clint walks into the jail on his own then walks out with the sheriff. Tuco says "Look at this, one bastard walks in, and two bastards walk back out!" 2. Tuco is taking a bath and a bounty hunter walks in and finds him, the bounty hunter starts going on about how he hunted him down and he will enjoy collecting his bounty, then Tuco shoots him with a gun he had hidden under the water "If you are going to shoot,....shoot, don't talk!" 3. Tuco is being ruffed up by the Yank prison guard, and Tuco says "I like it when big men like you fall, because they make more noise".
Tuco played by Eli Wallach passed away a couple of weeks ago, a great actor, RIP. " Indeed RIP | |||
"You know the kind of woman that just screams trouble? You see her, and every warning bell in your brain starts going off, but you still manage to ask for her number? Well, that's all I ever hook up with. But this betty... whoa! She blew them all away in the shitstorm sweepstakes. (blade trinity)" Another good one I've not seen | |||
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"'Where's your other hand?' 'Between two pillows' 'Those aren't pillows!!!!'
what's the film?"Planes trains and automobiles | |||
"'Where's your other hand?' 'Between two pillows' 'Those aren't pillows!!!!'
what's the film?"Planes Trains and Automobiles. John Candy and Steve Martin in the bed scene. | |||
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"You're gonna need a bigger boat !" Jaws | |||
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"Can everyone stop getting shot! " Lock, Stock... | |||
""Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" "You see what god just did to us man?" This ruined Top Gun for me. "It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!"" Sleep with me | |||
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""Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" "You see what god just did to us man?" This ruined Top Gun for me. "It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!" Sleep with me"Na dude, you're not my type  | |||
""Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" "You see what god just did to us man?" This ruined Top Gun for me. "It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!" Sleep with me
Na dude, you're not my type " | |||
""Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" "You see what god just did to us man?" This ruined Top Gun for me. "It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!" Sleep with me
Na dude, you're not my type
"Set yourself up for that one though | |||
"Three of my favourites are from the same film....The good, the bad and the ugly. 1. Tuco is placed outside the jail by Clint Eastwood so he can collect his bounty. Clint walks into the jail on his own then walks out with the sheriff. Tuco says "Look at this, one bastard walks in, and two bastards walk back out!" 2. Tuco is taking a bath and a bounty hunter walks in and finds him, the bounty hunter starts going on about how he hunted him down and he will enjoy collecting his bounty, then Tuco shoots him with a gun he had hidden under the water "If you are going to shoot,....shoot, don't talk!" 3. Tuco is being ruffed up by the Yank prison guard, and Tuco says "I like it when big men like you fall, because they make more noise".
Tuco played by Eli Wallach passed away a couple of weeks ago, a great actor, RIP. "My favourite, said to Tuco: "The way I figure...there's really not to much future with a sawn off runt like you! | |||
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"Cuppa tea Errol. Brick top in snatch. " Better in Snatchwars
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"Cuppa tea Errol. Brick top in snatch. " Film fact, Bricktop was played by the bloke who played the opinionated cab driver in An american werewolf in London. | |||
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"Do you expect me to talk.. No Mr Bond i expect you to die. If he dies, He dies Its a huge shit sandwich n we all gorra take a bite He's no good to me dead " Definitely recognize Ivan Drago from Rocky 4 and Boba Fett from Empire Strikes Back. | |||
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"Do you expect me to talk.. No Mr Bond i expect you to die. If he dies, He dies Its a huge shit sandwich n we all gorra take a bite He's no good to me dead Definitely recognize Ivan Drago from Rocky 4 and Boba Fett from Empire Strikes Back. " goldfinger n the last is from full metal jacket | |||
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"Here's one for a rainy Friday afternoon. For me the most memorable parts of films are funny lines that tickle me... One I remember laughing at as a teenager was We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming quickly." (History of yge World Part 1) What amusing lines have tickled you? "Franz Liebkind: Hitler... there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! Two coats! The Producers. | |||
"Here's one for a rainy Friday afternoon. For me the most memorable parts of films are funny lines that tickle me... One I remember laughing at as a teenager was We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming quickly." (History of yge World Part 1) What amusing lines have tickled you? "Anything from Withnail and I, never fails to amuse | |||
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"Cuppa tea Errol. Brick top in snatch. " You can pretty much use any line from that film. It's hilarious. "What the fuck are doing Tyrone..." "Yeah what are you doing Tyrone..." "It was at a funny angle..." "Yeah...behind ya. When your reversing things tend to be. Behind ya. " | |||
"Do you expect me to talk.. No Mr Bond i expect you to die. If he dies, He dies Its a huge shit sandwich n we all gorra take a bite He's no good to me dead " "It's a huge shit sandwich..." That lines from full metal jacket unless I'm mistaken. | |||
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"Predator - 'I'm a God damn sexual tyrannosaurus'. Love it "One of our family faves! !!!! | |||
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. And... I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. "Drill sgt.. full metal jacket.. love him | |||
"I tell yu wot iiii baleeev.... SSSHHiiiitttt Happens! Predator 2" Yayyyy Don't forget .. he on d'utha siiiide.. king willie | |||
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"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. And... I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Drill sgt.. full metal jacket.. love him "I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you! Class | |||
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"Hey Check it out! I am the ULTIMATE badass .. ...... we got nukes, knives, sharp sticks All I need to know is WHERE THEY ARE We're in the pipe... five by five Get away from her you BITCH! !" Aliens.
We're on an _xpress elevator to hell!
We're fucked, doomed, game over man, game over! | |||
"Pulp fiction Mines the one that says bad ass mother fucker !" Get the gimp out the box. | |||
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""Me love you long time" sucky sucky 5 dolla me love you long time !! (Full metal jacket) "pure class movie | |||
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""Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" "You see what god just did to us man?" This ruined Top Gun for me. "It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways....Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!" Sleep with me
Na dude, you're not my type
Set yourself up for that one though "Iceman was gay  | |||
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"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. And... I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Drill sgt.. full metal jacket.. love him "Apparently, he had been a real drill sergeant. | |||
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"Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people! We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down." Kellys heroes. | |||
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"Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people! We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down." Kelly's heroes. What a film. | |||
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"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. And... I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Drill sgt.. full metal jacket.. love him
Apparently, he had been a real drill sergeant. "when the movie was first Cast he was the guy to put then thru like a boot camp but when kulbric saw him he sacked the bloke cassed in the roll and he took over | |||
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"Looks like someone's got a case of the mondays." Office Space. A classic. | |||
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"Looks like someone's got a case of the mondays. Office Space. A classic. " Umm I need you to go right ahead and..... | |||
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"Hey Check it out! I am the ULTIMATE badass .. ...... we got nukes, knives, sharp sticks All I need to know is WHERE THEY ARE We're in the pipe... five by five Get away from her you BITCH! ! Aliens.
We're on an _xpress elevator to hell!
We're fucked, doomed, game over man, game over!" | |||
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