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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...what would they look like?

Just wondered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Green toxic smoke in the shape of a skull

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

I bet women would eat special diets so that they could colour cordinate there farts with there outfits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Puffs of powder

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I always envisaged it to be a yellow / brown speech bubble type of affair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I bet women would eat special diets so that they could colour cordinate there farts with there outfits"

Most certainly not! Us ladies never fart in front of anyone anyway

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"...what would they look like?"

David Cameron.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've seen a video of a fart taken with FLIR (Forward Looking Infa-Red) camera. The 'cloud' is much larger than you'd expect.

It's probably on YouTube somewhere if you're bothered enough to search for it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bet women would eat special diets so that they could colour cordinate there farts with there outfits

Most certainly not! Us ladies never fart in front of anyone anyway

You always do it behind them?

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"...what would they look like?

David Cameron."

I was going to say 'politicans'

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

I think if sprayed with that dried ice stuff they could look like casper the friendly ghost!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bet women would eat special diets so that they could colour cordinate there farts with there outfits

Most certainly not! Us ladies never fart in front of anyone anyway

You always do it behind them?

In my experience they do it near some innocent bystander who gets the blame.

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I've seen a video of a fart taken with FLIR (Forward Looking Infa-Red) camera. The 'cloud' is much larger than you'd expect.

It's probably on YouTube somewhere if you're bothered enough to search for it."

I had to look

Found one off mythbusters...bloody hell, it looked like a pants ripper

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

Would love showers of glitter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...what would they look like?

Just wondered

Hang on...aren't you the one who gave all that abuse while jet lagged recently?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine smell of roses and are pink and fluffy.

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By *edangel_2013Woman over a year ago

southend

Pink and glittery!!!

Or blue and glittery for the boys!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bet women would eat special diets so that they could colour cordinate there farts with there outfits

Most certainly not! Us ladies never fart in front of anyone anyway

How do you know who'se turn it is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I bet women would eat special diets so that they could colour cordinate there farts with there outfits

Most certainly not! Us ladies never fart in front of anyone anyway

How do you know who'se turn it is?"

Ha! Very Austin Powers baby!

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I think if sprayed with that dried ice stuff they could look like casper the friendly ghost!!

... or Son of Stimpy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

probably much the same as now, a load of people behind me grabbing their throats, choking, tears running down their throats all while dry heaving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do what 'Mr Methane' did and apply some talcum powder.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Grim Reaper

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