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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Every summer we have the same problem with flies. We can't use anything chemical to keep them away as A is asthmatic, I keep fresh mint in the kitchen which helps but doesn't keep them away all together. Anyone got any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Remote lazer cannons. With motion control tracking

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By *andy_tomMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Fly paper the sticky one or one of those zaper lamps. When there ded there ded.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Remote lazer cannons. With motion control tracking "

I will see if I can get one on e-bay

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Fly paper the sticky one or one of those zaper lamps. When there ded there ded."

Got a fly paper and you've reminded me that I think I bought one of those zapper thingys...I'm off to have a look

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Get very good at flicking them with a tea-towel

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Get very good at flicking them with a tea-towel "

Trust me I'm a dead shot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hate them i live near a canal and get loads in the summer, all my animals go on dry food this time of the year, not putting meat down helps a bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get very good at flicking them with a tea-towel "

i have a greyhound with lightning reflexes who just catches them as they go by, he's never missed yet

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I hate them i live near a canal and get loads in the summer, all my animals go on dry food this time of the year, not putting meat down helps a bit "

Yes we live near water. We put the cats food in a cupboard if there's any left in the bowl and have those umrella type net food covers for cooling meat etc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get a decent pest controller like me , who knows what they are doing and takes into consideration asthmatics, im south uk , it is possible to treat m , but you must know what chemicals you can and cant use, I have been in the industry for 25 years , hope this helps x

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"Get a decent pest controller like me , who knows what they are doing and takes into consideration asthmatics, im south uk , it is possible to treat m , but you must know what chemicals you can and cant use, I have been in the industry for 25 years , hope this helps x"

Thank you it does

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"Remote lazer cannons. With motion control tracking

I will see if I can get one on e-bay "

Get a tennis racket bug zapper from the land of pounds.

Fly tennis both works as an exterminator (and at ours tasty, crispy fried, cat treat supplier) but also a great way of keeping fit!

A

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Venus fly trap - we call ours Trevor

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Remote lazer cannons. With motion control tracking

I will see if I can get one on e-bay

Get a tennis racket bug zapper from the land of pounds.

Fly tennis both works as an exterminator (and at ours tasty, crispy fried, cat treat supplier) but also a great way of keeping fit!

A"

I can also think of one or two other uses for it.....

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Venus fly trap - we call ours Trevor "

Great idea! Hadn't thought of that one

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By *hocmanxMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Get some spiders they're really good at catching flies.

Then you'll need some frogs to eat the spiders

And a snake afterwards to eat all the frogs

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Get some spiders they're really good at catching flies.

Then you'll need some frogs to eat the spiders

And a snake afterwards to eat all the frogs"

I can see where this is leading

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have a fly spatter.....I have been filmed using it and apparently its quite amusing.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"I have a fly spatter.....I have been filmed using it and apparently its quite amusing. "

is it on youtube?

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have a fly spatter.....I have been filmed using it and apparently its quite amusing.

is it on youtube?

"

It was, and no you cannot have the link lol.....looked like a mad woman....no funny comments about that either.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My two younger boys have asthma so I have a Venus fly trap in the kitchen, a killer cat & fly killing dog..... Also have some fly trap sticker things on all windows... Can't remember what they are called but the look like flower stickers

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I have a fly spatter.....I have been filmed using it and apparently its quite amusing.

is it on youtube?

It was, and no you cannot have the link lol.....looked like a mad woman....no funny comments about that either. "

la la la hmm hmm hmm not commenting just singing

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"My two younger boys have asthma so I have a Venus fly trap in the kitchen, a killer cat & fly killing dog..... Also have some fly trap sticker things on all windows... Can't remember what they are called but the look like flower stickers "

I think I'm going to go down the Venus fly trap route actually

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I stuck them sticky sun flowers on my windows that got them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every summer we have the same problem with flies. We can't use anything chemical to keep them away as A is asthmatic, I keep fresh mint in the kitchen which helps but doesn't keep them away all together. Anyone got any ideas?"

i can offer my services as a sniper i can shoot the nuts off a knat from a thousand yards if that helps

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"My two younger boys have asthma so I have a Venus fly trap in the kitchen, a killer cat & fly killing dog..... Also have some fly trap sticker things on all windows... Can't remember what they are called but the look like flower stickers

I think I'm going to go down the Venus fly trap route actually"

Get a mature one, we had to catch the flies for Trevor when he was young.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"Every summer we have the same problem with flies. We can't use anything chemical to keep them away as A is asthmatic, I keep fresh mint in the kitchen which helps but doesn't keep them away all together. Anyone got any ideas?

i can offer my services as a sniper i can shoot the nuts off a knat from a thousand yards if that helps "

that's very helpful thank you but it's repairing the bullet holes in the ceiling that proves so costly

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"My two younger boys have asthma so I have a Venus fly trap in the kitchen, a killer cat & fly killing dog..... Also have some fly trap sticker things on all windows... Can't remember what they are called but the look like flower stickers

I think I'm going to go down the Venus fly trap route actually

Get a mature one, we had to catch the flies for Trevor when he was young. "

Thanks for that, I will ask when I buy it the last thing I want is to hand feed one of those things

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Dont kill any spiders if thats what you do normally

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"My two younger boys have asthma so I have a Venus fly trap in the kitchen, a killer cat & fly killing dog..... Also have some fly trap sticker things on all windows... Can't remember what they are called but the look like flower stickers

I think I'm going to go down the Venus fly trap route actually

Get a mature one, we had to catch the flies for Trevor when he was young.

Thanks for that, I will ask when I buy it the last thing I want is to hand feed one of those things "

I found a chair and a whip good........

Trevor, we just used tweezers.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Dont kill any spiders if thats what you do normally"

No I don't, I like spiders but they normally only come inside in the autumn and winter.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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"My two younger boys have asthma so I have a Venus fly trap in the kitchen, a killer cat & fly killing dog..... Also have some fly trap sticker things on all windows... Can't remember what they are called but the look like flower stickers

I think I'm going to go down the Venus fly trap route actually

Get a mature one, we had to catch the flies for Trevor when he was young.

Thanks for that, I will ask when I buy it the last thing I want is to hand feed one of those things

I found a chair and a whip good........

Trevor, we just used tweezers. "

Good old Trev. I must think of a name for my prosepctive Fly trap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's a new moon on the 26th, it'll be very dark. Move the bodies elsewhere.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"There's a new moon on the 26th, it'll be very dark. Move the bodies elsewhere."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every summer we have the same problem with flies. We can't use anything chemical to keep them away as A is asthmatic, I keep fresh mint in the kitchen which helps but doesn't keep them away all together. Anyone got any ideas?

i can offer my services as a sniper i can shoot the nuts off a knat from a thousand yards if that helps

that's very helpful thank you but it's repairing the bullet holes in the ceiling that proves so costly "

i forgot to mention my decorating service thats included in the price

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get planting with geraniums

Apparently they're very effective and one of the reasons you see them all round the windows in the Mediterranean

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Food bags filled with water and shiny pennies does the trick

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Food bags filled with water and shiny pennies does the trick "

Truly? What's the idea behind that?

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Get planting with geraniums

Apparently they're very effective and one of the reasons you see them all round the windows in the Mediterranean "

Loads of geraniums in the garden, maybe I'll put some outside the back door and a couple in the kitchen.

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

Those window stickers aren't as good as they used to be cos they had to reduce the fatal ingredient.

The electric zappers are good, a friend of mine who lives near a cattle farm has one and it really helps. But get one of the ones designed for food places.

The old fashioned ribbon or bead door curtains help and you could consider window screens - bettaware do some.

Plant lots of lavender near doorways and windows as it deters flies too

And you can't beat a traditional fly sweat for working out your frustrations! Pound shops often have them.

Oh, and every so often wash out your wheelie bin, food waste clinging to the sides could be attracting them.

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

Argos have bug zappers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get some spiders they're really good at catching flies.

Then you'll need some frogs to eat the spiders

And a snake afterwards to eat all the frogs"

and an old lady?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always find it amusing how they get in via the smallest crack of an open window yrt cail to leave through the wide opem bloody doorway!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get a pair of chameleons too

Not only are they great with their tongues, but they're a great conversation piece for swingers

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol.

the hoover is great for sucking them up!

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Those window stickers aren't as good as they used to be cos they had to reduce the fatal ingredient.

The electric zappers are good, a friend of mine who lives near a cattle farm has one and it really helps. But get one of the ones designed for food places.

The old fashioned ribbon or bead door curtains help and you could consider window screens - bettaware do some.

Plant lots of lavender near doorways and windows as it deters flies too

And you can't beat a traditional fly sweat for working out your frustrations! Pound shops often have them.

Oh, and every so often wash out your wheelie bin, food waste clinging to the sides could be attracting them."

all good advice, we wash our wheelie bin regularly since a very upleasant incident one hot summer involving a plague of maggots marching towards our front door...I still wake up screaming now. Every thing is double wrapped before it goes in as well

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I always find it amusing how they get in via the smallest crack of an open window yrt cail to leave through the wide opem bloody doorway! "

Lol, yes

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Get a pair of chameleons too

Not only are they great with their tongues, but they're a great conversation piece for swingers "

My kicthen is getting very crowded

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

electrical fly zapper tennis raquets ... also double up as sex aids

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"electrical fly zapper tennis raquets ... also double up as sex aids"

flies use sex aids who knew?

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I like to wait until they have settled on a wall then ping laggy bands at them

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure "

That is a little on the drastic side, however if the problem persists I'll give it some consideration

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