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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How does me giving you my number you ring off withheld I talk you don't have to say a word I'll talk dirty down the phone to you while you have a little tease and play with yourself x
Thought I'd ask ha would anyone be interested ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The catch being the number the op has given out will be a premium rate call at £3.00+ per min & when your bill comes through the wife sees you have been calling chat lines lol
How bloody boring can you get .. much rather have a real meet than listen to a recording of a porn film haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's a phone call from a phone lol not a chat up line service you could talk to I'm just saying for discretion you call off a withheld number .. I could do the same .. I have had many of girls get excited over the phone just seeing how many people were in to it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And also i dont give my mobile or home number out so you can call me at work on +23 870 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ then press 9 all calls are charged at £1.50 per min |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And also i dont give my mobile or home number out so you can call me at work on +23 870 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ then press 9 all calls are charged at £1.50 per min"
Lol are you ok ? Like sane ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And also i dont give my mobile or home number out so you can call me at work on +23 870 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ then press 9 all calls are charged at £1.50 per min
Lol are you ok ? Like sane ? "
Oh im fine and yes but ask yourself the same |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And also i dont give my mobile or home number out so you can call me at work on +23 870 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ then press 9 all calls are charged at £1.50 per min
Lol are you ok ? Like sane ?
Oh im fine and yes but ask yourself the same"
Hmm ok mate you can leave now lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can talk as dirty as you want, I still wouldn't play with myself, you are the wrong sex. And NO you cant have my number lol"
Read what Iv said back to people I'm not looking for a guy ! So no I don't want your number lmao |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"lol mr rug i don't think your going to get an answer you would like we have all been eating blue Smarties  "
Ha I understand .. Blue smarties aye
Sounds like a good time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have a transcript?
If it includes gooseberry trifle I'm definitely interested.
Yeah I do ha it includes profiteer roles to  ha "
Now that is tempting - I love profiteroles  |
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No thanks OP im tucking into raspberries. x2 punits for £1 - Bargain.
This got me wondering, has anyone else had any fruit related bargains today?
Im happy to accept yesterdays tales, but not Monday, that would be taking the piss I feel. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have a transcript?
If it includes gooseberry trifle I'm definitely interested.
Yeah I do ha it includes profiteer roles to ha
Now that is tempting - I love profiteroles "
If your very lucky you could have some cream with them
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Each to their own.
However, I think we could all guess how this would end up
How lol ? "
Badly
Mind you, in fairness, by having a sense of humour and joining in the fun, you can come out of this quite well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks OP im tucking into raspberries. x2 punits for £1 - Bargain.
This got me wondering, has anyone else had any fruit related bargains today?
Im happy to accept yesterdays tales, but not Monday, that would be taking the piss I feel."
Does fruitcakes count |
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"No thanks OP im tucking into raspberries. x2 punits for £1 - Bargain.
This got me wondering, has anyone else had any fruit related bargains today?
Im happy to accept yesterdays tales, but not Monday, that would be taking the piss I feel.
Does fruitcakes count "
Sadly not. Just fruit. That means a calypso push up ice lolly dosent count either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The funny thing is if you had called half hour ago son you could have listened while i blew her fanny dust all over the sofa and wall.
Mr fannysuster gimp  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The funny thing is if you had called half hour ago son you could have listened while i blew her fanny dust all over the sofa and wall.
Mr fannysuster gimp "
I know a guy who would be able to do a full gut on the house if you'd like ..
They specialise in antiques
You may need a painter and decorator to lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Didnt phone sex go out with the ark
I just been to nudist beach surrounded by meercats and lots of cocks still didnt get the urge to play with myself so know I wont over a phone call
surprisingly some of us like the real thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didnt phone sex go out with the ark
I just been to nudist beach surrounded by meercats and lots of cocks still didnt get the urge to play with myself so know I wont over a phone call
surprisingly some of us like the real thing "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The funny thing is if you had called half hour ago son you could have listened while i blew her fanny dust all over the sofa and wall.
Mr fannysuster gimp
I know a guy who would be able to do a full gut on the house if you'd like ..
They specialise in antiques
You may need a painter and decorator to lol
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Haha
Thanks for the advice, its an attractive trait that is sure to get the ladies moist
Mr Gimp |
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"How does me giving you my number you ring off withheld I talk you don't have to say a word I'll talk dirty down the phone to you while you have a little tease and play with yourself x
Thought I'd ask ha would anyone be interested ? "
It's abviously a fantasy of yours but doesn't seem to coincide with any one elses, you might have a bit more luck in the fantasy and stories section. No harm in saying what you like and want good luck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How does me giving you my number you ring off withheld I talk you don't have to say a word I'll talk dirty down the phone to you while you have a little tease and play with yourself x
Thought I'd ask ha would anyone be interested ?
It's abviously a fantasy of yours but doesn't seem to coincide with any one elses, you might have a bit more luck in the fantasy and stories section. No harm in saying what you like and want good luck"
Thank you I'll try there ha some people from here are following me and writing to me about this on other posts lol right weirdos about x |
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