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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why do people ask questions that they know they are going to get a stupid answer? I'm talking the classic 1 liners like,
How are you?
(Response - you don't have the time to find out)
Fancy a shag?
(Erm - nope)
What you into?
(It's all on the profile)
Going somewhere nice on holiday?
(Of course. We wouldn't choose to go to a shitehole)
Any one of these with just that in the message.
Has anybody got any more classic naff one liners? And how do you respond? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what are you wearing...
full Henry VIII outfit actually. 
My response is grey tshirt,grey jogging bottoms and not brushed my hair today "
With gravy stains x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On a different site a man asked how much for my knickers. £10 for 5 pairs at Primark but hurry because they sell out fast (I don't really buy my underwear from Primark) |
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By *affy72Woman
over a year ago
Herefordshire |
"Are you having any luck on here?"... is it really all down to luck - what about physical attraction and personality?
"When did you last have fun/sex"... it's none of your business.
"Tell me about yourself"... okay not really a question, but where would I start with that?!
"Are you looking for any fun?" Nooooo I'm just on here for the conversation, well actually sometimes I am! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you do anything with this...(insert cock picture)... yeah get you an appointment at the GUM clinic.
Lets chat so we can meet and I can fuck you?.... lets not and no I won't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is this him or her wink wink.
He's a lucky guy.
Do you meet alone.
Would sell me your knickers.
And classic... Would you both be interested in shooting a video  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is there anything you'd still like to try.. .yes I've never had venison or caviar 
(Actually backfired when he said ooh is that another way of saying scat play, im into that! )  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"what are you wearing...
full Henry VIII outfit actually.
My response is grey tshirt,grey jogging bottoms and not brushed my hair today "
My response is 'snorkel and flippers'.
For what you into it's either knitting and reading OR satanic human sacrifice - depending on what mood I'm in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"what are you wearing...
full Henry VIII outfit actually.
My response is grey tshirt,grey jogging bottoms and not brushed my hair today
My response is 'snorkel and flippers'.
For what you into it's either knitting and reading OR satanic human sacrifice - depending on what mood I'm in."
Some of these are belters. Lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I often get
"Are you sure your not gay?" - yep I'm pretty sure I'm not
"Are you bi?" - does my profile say I am?
"I know your straight but would you meet a bi guy?" - well no because I'm straight
"Is that tattoo real? - nope I draw it in everyday
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I often get
"Are you sure your not gay?" - yep I'm pretty sure I'm not
"Are you bi?" - does my profile say I am?
"I know your straight but would you meet a bi guy?" - well no because I'm straight
"Is that tattoo real? - nope I draw it in everyday
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I knew it was fake! I just thought it was one of those you got with a bubble gum, that you liked and stuck on!  xx |
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When someone sends me a message asking something that is already covered in my profile I send
'Warning. You have asked a question already covered in this persons profile. We suggest reading the profile to increase your chance of polite response'.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Classic one is...... Bet you was cold in that snow... "
Snap! I get that one as well - quite often....
How do you respond? "Er, no - actually the snow was surprisingly hot last winter...."
What on earth do they expect you to say...?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I borrow £10 for fuel when I get to yours?
I've actually had that one a couple of times!
Did you not realise gentlemen always pay the bill  "
I'm happy to pay for wine, food, contraceptives and pretty much anything involved with a meet but I draw the line at paying their fuel costs, especially when they contacted me in the first place.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When someone sends me a message asking something that is already covered in my profile I send
'Warning. You have asked a question already covered in this persons profile. We suggest reading the profile to increase your chance of polite response'.
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I love this. Must remember for next time. |
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By *mrandyMan
over a year ago
Chesterfield |
"what are you wearing...
full Henry VIII outfit actually.
My response is grey tshirt,grey jogging bottoms and not brushed my hair today "
That sounds so really sexy .... I just love reality!! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi how are you on this rainy day
HerI've just had that one!
'What are you doing right now?' I'm on here lol...in between ironing "
proberly the same one, copy n paste lol, I may start winding them up later 
Her |
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