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over a year ago
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"Morning mister sexy no pants 
Morning all and to follow 4 am to get up is cool when ya slop off to bed at 7pm   morning mrs sexy pink pants  "
Flattery will get you everywhere, now get some bacon sizzling  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning mister sexy no pants
Morning all and to follow 4 am to get up is cool when ya slop off to bed at 7pm morning mrs sexy pink pants
Flattery will get you everywhere, now get some bacon sizzling "
ok coming up . And yer bacon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning mister sexy no pants
Morning all and to follow 4 am to get up is cool when ya slop off to bed at 7pm morning mrs sexy pink pants
Flattery will get you everywhere, now get some bacon sizzling ok coming up . And yer bacon "
good lad be a lovey and urry up and famished |
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"Who woke me up four hours early, what kind of sick joke is that for a Monday?
 Hey up posh . Have yer pissed the bed  "
Dober as a sudge me, I'm gonna have a cuppa and try and get back to sleep, this is serious, I might have to go dancing later! !
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Morning all.
After taking hours to finally fall asleep I woke up thinking I'd managed to get a few hours sleep. No chance, I only slept for an hour! 
Spending my day getting the camping gear out of the depths of the cupboard under the stairs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning PP Just need misery guts and the moaning will be complete
Someone say my name "
Yep I have coffee and cigs so no grumps here
so a very good morning to ya and to my wifey TD |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning all.
After taking hours to finally fall asleep I woke up thinking I'd managed to get a few hours sleep. No chance, I only slept for an hour!
Spending my day getting the camping gear out of the depths of the cupboard under the stairs! "
Morning TD you have your work cut out there |
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"Morning all.
After taking hours to finally fall asleep I woke up thinking I'd managed to get a few hours sleep. No chance, I only slept for an hour!
Spending my day getting the camping gear out of the depths of the cupboard under the stairs!
Morning TD you have your work cut out there "
Nah, just got a couple of boxes to move, it'll only take an hour or so to reach all the camping gear and as long as there are no crapfalls (think rockfalls but replace with all the assorted crap you store in case it'll be useful ) it'll only take a couple of hours to put it all back again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning PP Just need misery guts and the moaning will be complete
Someone say my name
Yep I have coffee and cigs so no grumps here
so a very good morning to ya and to my wifey TD
Morning Dave. "
but I've told ya before ma name's not Dave......... oh never mind |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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Would someone make breakfast for me please. Bacon, beans, scrambled eggs and hash browns.
I'm even tempted to go to McDonald's for a "Big" breakfast. That's not a good sign.
And strong black coffee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would someone make breakfast for me please. Bacon, beans, scrambled eggs and hash browns.
I'm even tempted to go to McDonald's for a "Big" breakfast. That's not a good sign.
And strong black coffee."
I've plenty of coffee to share in my flask. But I can't get hold of a bacon sarnie at the bus station  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning toshn sexy apron
Morning all
Can I stay in bed? Morning . I aim to please "
Always I had fantasy about sexy guy wearing only apron and making fresh coffe for me to bed 
Toshn ur perfetto |
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"Hang on hang the fuck on when did we have a wedding I missed that. I loves a good wedding I do nothing like watching a grown man throw what little life he has away
It looks as though there was more going on at the social than they're letting on
I'm Flossy's wife now. 
So no men, good or otherwise were harmed in the making of this marriage.
You were busy playing with fast cars and loose women Bladey."
Fuckin el I missed more than I thought what fast cars ????
The loose women I had I mean seen but fucked if I seen any good cars |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a good un all
Good morning toshn, good morning all,
Wrecked tired but can't sleep, back pain, foot pain, neck pain...aah I'm still shexi!
xxxxxx"
If you were someone's pet, they'd be calling the vet
Fox's orders, take one paracetamol, one large coffee, and one sensual massage and back to bed with you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning toshn sexy apron
Morning all
Can I stay in bed? Morning . I aim to please
Always I had fantasy about sexy guy wearing only apron and making fresh coffe for me to bed
Toshn ur perfetto "
oh I do like
To forefill fantasies |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I miss 1 social and every fecker gets hitched
Don't you worry my pretty!! Pappa has something for you at the next one "
Flossy !!! You floosy . Oh go on then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I miss 1 social and every fecker gets hitched
that makes 2 of us and actually just think how lucky we were to escape  "
To right mate . But we could of been there final fling before
They got hitched |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a good un all
Good morning toshn, good morning all,
Wrecked tired but can't sleep, back pain, foot pain, neck pain...aah I'm still shexi!
xxxxxx
If you were someone's pet, they'd be calling the vet
Fox's orders, take one paracetamol, one large coffee, and one sensual massage and back to bed with you "
I'll need a horse tranquilizer at this rate... |
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"Morning all. Jeez can't be Monday already !
Toshn - I'll have a black tea if you're making a brew. I do other stuff besides making tea and coffee you know
Oh in that case, I'll have poached egg on toast with a side order of sausage! "
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"I miss 1 social and every fecker gets hitched
that makes 2 of us and actually just think how lucky we were to escape To right mate . But we could of been there final fling before
They got hitched
didn't think about that bit
Best you dont mate I mean come on really you pair someones last fling
maybe so but we won't have runaway
Whats the the condemned man flys "
What about the condemned man's flies?
I hope they're button ones cos Caz and her mind control are never far. |
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"I miss 1 social and every fecker gets hitched
that makes 2 of us and actually just think how lucky we were to escape To right mate . But we could of been there final fling before
They got hitched
didn't think about that bit
Best you dont mate I mean come on really you pair someones last fling
maybe so but we won't have runaway
Whats the the condemned man flys
What about the condemned man's flies?
I hope they're button ones cos Caz and her mind control are never far."
You gota hand it to her she was bloody good at it fuck me |
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"I miss 1 social and every fecker gets hitched
that makes 2 of us and actually just think how lucky we were to escape To right mate . But we could of been there final fling before
They got hitched
didn't think about that bit
Best you dont mate I mean come on really you pair someones last fling
maybe so but we won't have runaway
Whats the the condemned man flys
What about the condemned man's flies?
I hope they're button ones cos Caz and her mind control are never far.
You gota hand it to her she was bloody good at it fuck me "
Left alone with you with those skills she probably would have!
Are you sure the two of you really just went for a drive? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I miss 1 social and every fecker gets hitched
that makes 2 of us and actually just think how lucky we were to escape To right mate . But we could of been there final fling before
They got hitched
didn't think about that bit
Best you dont mate I mean come on really you pair someones last fling
maybe so but we won't have runaway
Whats the the condemned man flys
What about the condemned man's flies?
I hope they're button ones cos Caz and her mind control are never far.
You gota hand it to her she was bloody good at it fuck me
Left alone with you with those skills she probably would have!
Are you sure the two of you really just went for a drive? "
Har har busted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it when I wake up too early im starving, I've had two slices of toast, two jammy dodgers, two chocolate biscuits and a jaffa cake!
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energy boost either that or ya pregnant |
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"Why is it when I wake up too early im starving, I've had two slices of toast, two jammy dodgers, two chocolate biscuits and a jaffa cake!
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I don't believe you!
It is impossible to have an open packet of jaffa cakes and to just eat one! |
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"Why is it when I wake up too early im starving, I've had two slices of toast, two jammy dodgers, two chocolate biscuits and a jaffa cake!
energy boost either that or ya pregnant "
Not guilty.......sadly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why is it when I wake up too early im starving, I've had two slices of toast, two jammy dodgers, two chocolate biscuits and a jaffa cake!
I don't believe you!
It is impossible to have an open packet of jaffa cakes and to just eat one! "
totally agree with the jaffa cake query you have to eat the whole packet |
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"Why is it when I wake up too early im starving, I've had two slices of toast, two jammy dodgers, two chocolate biscuits and a jaffa cake!
I don't believe you!
It is impossible to have an open packet of jaffa cakes and to just eat one!
totally agree with the jaffa cake query you have to eat the whole packet "
I thought your bum looked big this morning  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it when I wake up too early im starving, I've had two slices of toast, two jammy dodgers, two chocolate biscuits and a jaffa cake!
I don't believe you!
It is impossible to have an open packet of jaffa cakes and to just eat one!
totally agree with the jaffa cake query you have to eat the whole packet
I thought your bum looked big this morning "
Tw@ |
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"Why is it when I wake up too early im starving, I've had two slices of toast, two jammy dodgers, two chocolate biscuits and a jaffa cake!
I don't believe you!
It is impossible to have an open packet of jaffa cakes and to just eat one!
totally agree with the jaffa cake query you have to eat the whole packet
I thought your bum looked big this morning
Tw@ "
An very proud of it my mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it when I wake up too early im starving, I've had two slices of toast, two jammy dodgers, two chocolate biscuits and a jaffa cake!
I don't believe you!
It is impossible to have an open packet of jaffa cakes and to just eat one!
totally agree with the jaffa cake query you have to eat the whole packet
I thought your bum looked big this morning
Tw@
An very proud of it my mate "
Not everyone can say that proudly, but you can |
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"Why is it when I wake up too early im starving, I've had two slices of toast, two jammy dodgers, two chocolate biscuits and a jaffa cake!
I don't believe you!
It is impossible to have an open packet of jaffa cakes and to just eat one!
totally agree with the jaffa cake query you have to eat the whole packet
I thought your bum looked big this morning
Tw@
An very proud of it my mate
Not everyone can say that proudly, but you can "
Many try and a few come close but hey there will only ever be 1 blade |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good Morning Tosh and everyone else
Big interview this Morning. Fingers crossed it goes well x
morning and good luck QoT x
where've you been hiding "
moi? outside lodges catching the unsuspecting patrons for foreign coins and tequilla |
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"Good Morning Tosh and everyone else
Big interview this Morning. Fingers crossed it goes well x
morning and good luck QoT x
where've you been hiding
moi? outside lodges catching the unsuspecting patrons for foreign coins and tequilla "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning Tosh. Morning all
Yo
Hey Bladey. You're in a gregarious mood this morning. Still buzzing eh?
Dont belive what you read mate some fuckerd bound to get it sooner or later its sods law "
I'll keep an eye out for fucktards for ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning you lot...can you keep the noise down in here
You still hungover lol
I can't belive a scousers got my back....what ever next lolol "
It's a weird and wonderful world lol |
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"Morning you lot...can you keep the noise down in here
You still hungover lol
I can't belive a scousers got my back....what ever next lolol
It's a weird and wonderful world lol "
Well thats fab I guess. Strange ppl in a stranger world |
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