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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago
a straightjacket |
"I'd be useless for you as Im shite at sex and would probably eat all your chocolates, hahaha..... could only fan you 
That will do and sharing is caring, so I would share me biscuits with you  "
If they are choccy hobnobs you've got a deal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All at the same time??  I'm a man so I'm shit at multi tasking, one thing at time dear lady
Ahh yes sir one thing at a time "
And what would like first then young lady? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fan me and feed me chocolate biscuits and cups of tea please.... oh and can someone shag me senseless too...hangover sex is great "
Is that all - and I thought you'd challenge me - at least. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I'd be useless for you as Im shite at sex and would probably eat all your chocolates, hahaha..... could only fan you
That will do and sharing is caring, so I would share me biscuits with you
If they are choccy hobnobs you've got a deal "
Only my favourite  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"All at the same time?? I'm a man so I'm shit at multi tasking, one thing at time dear lady
Ahh yes sir one thing at a time
And what would like first then young lady? "
A shag...just get down to the nitty gritty first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my jaffas not good enough
I have a feeling the tea and biscuit part was just a ruse......she's just after a good shagging really
And a cup of tea "
I'll bring one of them non spill cups  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can fan and make a nice cuppa
Deal
No biscuits though because I've eaten them all  out too . All I wanted was a hobnob  "
Oh listen to you two. More to life than biscuits  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can fan and make a nice cuppa
Deal
No biscuits though because I've eaten them all out too . All I wanted was a hobnob
Oh listen to you two. More to life than biscuits "
Really !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fan me and feed me chocolate biscuits and cups of tea please.... oh and can someone shag me senseless too...hangover sex is great
You had ya chance pfff x
You were busy elsewhere lol x"
thats a first |
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"Fan me and feed me chocolate biscuits and cups of tea please.... oh and can someone shag me senseless too...hangover sex is great
You had ya chance pfff x
You were busy elsewhere lol x"
Mwaa busy im sure you miss took me for someone els im shy me |
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I don't need the tea or choccie biccies but if someone would pick up a take out of noodles then give me a back rub that would be marvellous.
As for hangover horn, well I'm not hungover! No idea how that happened, but the tequila slipped down very easily! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't need the tea or choccie biccies but if someone would pick up a take out of noodles then give me a back rub that would be marvellous.
As for hangover horn, well I'm not hungover! No idea how that happened, but the tequila slipped down very easily! "
I have no idea how you're not hungover! I can only conclude you must still be d*unk!
You looked wonderful |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I've survived a five hour drive home, plus Bladey and Wyrd both driving my brand new car (although I think I've got a couple more grey hairs)...it's now wine o'clock but I don't think I'll be up much longer - couldn't even be bothered to get my gear out of the car as yet |
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"I don't need the tea or choccie biccies but if someone would pick up a take out of noodles then give me a back rub that would be marvellous.
As for hangover horn, well I'm not hungover! No idea how that happened, but the tequila slipped down very easily! "
Check ma profile header for the back rub |
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"I've survived a five hour drive home, plus Bladey and Wyrd both driving my brand new car (although I think I've got a couple more grey hairs)...it's now wine o'clock but I don't think I'll be up much longer - couldn't even be bothered to get my gear out of the car as yet"
I told ya a nice new car like thats like a good women they need a damn good thrashing it keeps em happy an shuts em the fook up x |
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