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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nation, at jaybloodydees.. I'm going out of my tree here... Nattering to my bloody self!   "
I'm new here, so not familiar with Jaydee's. Is it a club and where is it?
If you don't mind telling...I'm curious!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha I have noticed sammy. Me too but then I'm the only person who understands me, or listens to me too, for that matter. "
I'm here hun. I understand ......wait a minute that sentence started wrong lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha I have noticed sammy. Me too but then I'm the only person who understands me, or listens to me too, for that matter. "
Well at least someone has noticed me
its a start |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ha I have noticed sammy. Me too but then I'm the only person who understands me, or listens to me too, for that matter.
I'm here hun. I understand ......wait a minute that sentence started wrong lol. "
Lol yes but you don't count, your more barking than I am xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nation, at jaybloodydees.. I'm going out of my tree here... Nattering to my bloody self!
I'm new here, so not familiar with Jaydee's. Is it a club and where is it?
If you don't mind telling...I'm curious!
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Yeah Hun it's a club down Berkshire way.. Massive social tonight ... Over 200 attending I think... Unfortunately at the min, home circumstances wouldn't allow us to go. Ull get to hear of many I'm sure and have the opertunitty to attend some |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always have one way conversations 
With your cock a doodle doo?
No, I end up with sticky keys on my laptop "
I read 'sticky eyes on my lap'.
That eye test is beckoning.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha I have noticed sammy. Me too but then I'm the only person who understands me, or listens to me too, for that matter.
I'm here hun. I understand ......wait a minute that sentence started wrong lol.
Lol yes but you don't count, your more barking than I am xxx"
I know that's a compliment lol. Big hug - there that's better than going to the swinging party of the year.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im here ... can't help saying wish I was where I should have been but all play cancelled till further notice 
Hope alls ok katey x"
Recovering from an unexpected intimate encounter with the road surface yesterday. Now been in bed 24 hours and if I wasnt insane before I am now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ha I have noticed sammy. Me too but then I'm the only person who understands me, or listens to me too, for that matter.
I'm here hun. I understand ......wait a minute that sentence started wrong lol.
Lol yes but you don't count, your more barking than I am xxx
I know that's a compliment lol. Big hug - there that's better than going to the swinging party of the year. "
Ok if you insist... Shall I lie down now?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nation, at jaybloodydees.. I'm going out of my tree here... Nattering to my bloody self!
I'm new here, so not familiar with Jaydee's. Is it a club and where is it?
If you don't mind telling...I'm curious!
Yeah Hun it's a club down Berkshire way.. Massive social tonight ... Over 200 attending I think... Unfortunately at the min, home circumstances wouldn't allow us to go. Ull get to hear of many I'm sure and have the opertunitty to attend some "
Ooh thank you. I'd love to go to a social. I'm a party animal... |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I am currently doing bouts of housework in between feeling sorry for myself since not only do I have a headache but the Auntie from out of town has decided to pay a visit 4 days early. Aargh! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am currently doing bouts of housework in between feeling sorry for myself since not only do I have a headache but the Auntie from out of town has decided to pay a visit 4 days early. Aargh!"
Ohhhh no nightmare!! Bless ya! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry but jd's is bedfordshire/ cambridgeshire border. Not Berkshire
Don't apologise I stand corrected lol naughty me  "
Ah frick...that's even further from London isn't it?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im here ... can't help saying wish I was where I should have been but all play cancelled till further notice
Hope alls ok katey x
Recovering from an unexpected intimate encounter with the road surface yesterday. Now been in bed 24 hours and if I wasnt insane before I am now"
Erm intimate? What the hell did you do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not but need to do my nails ready for tomorrow xxohhh date?
A vanilla one kinda...
Really? Oh lovely hope it all goes bloody great! "
I've met him once before, hes going to be my bit of rough.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm here for now 
Ahh gorgeous hello
Hello gorgeous we can have our own party
Fancy a drink
Ohhh yes. Of course 
Get me one while you at it mrs 
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Cheeky beggar I will when chels gets off the top of me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not but need to do my nails ready for tomorrow xxohhh date?
A vanilla one kinda...
Really? Oh lovely hope it all goes bloody great!
I've met him once before, hes going to be my bit of rough.
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Not the Italian is it ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not but need to do my nails ready for tomorrow xxohhh date?
A vanilla one kinda...
Really? Oh lovely hope it all goes bloody great!
I've met him once before, hes going to be my bit of rough.
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Ohhh I'm partial to a bit of rough
You lucky minx! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im here ... can't help saying wish I was where I should have been but all play cancelled till further notice
Hope alls ok katey x
Recovering from an unexpected intimate encounter with the road surface yesterday. Now been in bed 24 hours and if I wasnt insane before I am now
Erm intimate? What the hell did you do? "
Came off motorbike due to pratt pulling out in front of me so very intimate. Cuts and bruises only so all good really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here for now
Ahh gorgeous hello
Hello gorgeous we can have our own party
Fancy a drink
Ohhh yes. Of course
Get me one while you at it mrs
Cheeky beggar I will when chels gets off the top of me "
Vokda and full fat please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im here ... can't help saying wish I was where I should have been but all play cancelled till further notice
Hope alls ok katey x
Recovering from an unexpected intimate encounter with the road surface yesterday. Now been in bed 24 hours and if I wasnt insane before I am now
Erm intimate? What the hell did you do?
Came off motorbike due to pratt pulling out in front of me so very intimate. Cuts and bruises only so all good really. "
Eeeek you poor sod! Hope your ok! Stiff I bet! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im here ... can't help saying wish I was where I should have been but all play cancelled till further notice
Hope alls ok katey x
Recovering from an unexpected intimate encounter with the road surface yesterday. Now been in bed 24 hours and if I wasnt insane before I am now
Erm intimate? What the hell did you do?
Came off motorbike due to pratt pulling out in front of me so very intimate. Cuts and bruises only so all good really. "
Ouch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im here ... can't help saying wish I was where I should have been but all play cancelled till further notice
Hope alls ok katey x
Recovering from an unexpected intimate encounter with the road surface yesterday. Now been in bed 24 hours and if I wasnt insane before I am now"
my sympathies |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm here for now
Ahh gorgeous hello
Hello gorgeous we can have our own party
Fancy a drink
Ohhh yes. Of course
Get me one while you at it mrs
Cheeky beggar I will when chels gets off the top of me
Vokda and full fat please "
getting a bit Dom aren't we? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here for now
Ahh gorgeous hello
Hello gorgeous we can have our own party
Fancy a drink
Ohhh yes. Of course
Get me one while you at it mrs
Cheeky beggar I will when chels gets off the top of me
Vokda and full fat please
getting a bit Dom aren't we? "
Don't you roll your eyes @ me and yes I can be... Sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not but need to do my nails ready for tomorrow xxohhh date?
A vanilla one kinda...
Really? Oh lovely hope it all goes bloody great!
I've met him once before, hes going to be my bit of rough.
Not the Italian is it ? "
Noooo a guy with muscles and dreadlocks.
Remind me not to pull them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am still waiting for a woman who likes the smooth look
Eh? "
Just a comment on the bit of rough saying,
Couldn't look rough if i tried ,
Smooth hairless and skin as soft as a babies arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not but need to do my nails ready for tomorrow xxohhh date?
A vanilla one kinda...
Really? Oh lovely hope it all goes bloody great!
I've met him once before, hes going to be my bit of rough.
Not the Italian is it ?
Noooo a guy with muscles and dreadlocks.
Remind me not to pull them "
Ha ha go you ! And sure I will text you @ 3pm to remind you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not but need to do my nails ready for tomorrow xxohhh date?
A vanilla one kinda...
Really? Oh lovely hope it all goes bloody great!
I've met him once before, hes going to be my bit of rough.
Not the Italian is it ?
Noooo a guy with muscles and dreadlocks.
Remind me not to pull them "
Ohhhh I say |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am still waiting for a woman who likes the smooth look
Eh?
Just a comment on the bit of rough saying,
Couldn't look rough if i tried ,
Smooth hairless and skin as soft as a babies arse "
Ahh we could always frisk you with a bit of sandpaper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not but need to do my nails ready for tomorrow xxohhh date?
A vanilla one kinda...
Really? Oh lovely hope it all goes bloody great!
I've met him once before, hes going to be my bit of rough.
Not the Italian is it ?
Noooo a guy with muscles and dreadlocks.
Remind me not to pull them
Ha ha go you ! And sure I will text you @ 3pm to remind you "
I'm not meeting til 2  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm here. I don't socialise in large groups. I'm waiting for my steak and salad
Do you not? Shame
I would be dragging people to the naughty room "
Really? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here. I don't socialise in large groups. I'm waiting for my steak and salad
Do you not? Shame
I would be dragging people to the naughty room "
Is that like a naughty step |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We couldn't make it to jaydees tonight so we are here with the rest of the rejects! 
Rejects OI I have the theme tune to that old kids programme the Raghu dolls. I do worry sometimes "
Raggy even |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We couldn't make it to jaydees tonight so we are here with the rest of the rejects!
Rejects OI I have the theme tune to that old kids programme the Raghu dolls. I do worry sometimes "
Raghu dolls sound quite saucy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We couldn't make it to jaydees tonight so we are here with the rest of the rejects!
Rejects ? Some might not be able to afford to go "
I can't afford it and I'm a reject |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We couldn't make it to jaydees tonight so we are here with the rest of the rejects!
Rejects ? Some might not be able to afford to go
I can't afford it and I'm a reject "
Probs just tongue in cheek sweetie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We couldn't make it to jaydees tonight so we are here with the rest of the rejects!
Rejects ? Some might not be able to afford to go
I can't afford it and I'm a reject
Probs just tongue in cheek sweetie "
I know which cheeks I would like to get my tongue in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not the whole forum, but I suppose tomorrow there will be several threads asking who wants verifications, who lost a charger and who left behind a squashed piece of birthday cake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not the whole forum, but I suppose tomorrow there will be several threads asking who wants verifications, who lost a charger and who left behind a squashed piece of birthday cake. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been to jaydees and its.... well its........err not the ritz though its not a manor top working mens club either...Well not one of the really rough ones |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been to jaydees and its.... well its........err not the ritz though its not a manor top working mens club either...Well not one of the really rough ones "
Aww well it's the people that makers the venue. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been to jaydees and its.... well its........err not the ritz though its not a manor top working mens club either...Well not one of the really rough ones
Aww well it's the people that makers the venue. "
Maketh tut |
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"We couldn't make it to jaydees tonight so we are here with the rest of the rejects!
Rejects ? Some might not be able to afford to go
I can't afford it and I'm a reject
Probs just tongue in cheek sweetie "
It was tongue in cheek, sorry, didn't mean any of us actually was rejects, I'm off to the naughty corner now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here but sposed to be packing ... one suitcase is filled ... am leaving at 8 am lol oh god this is such hard work lol
You got a mention in my routine "
Do you do comedy stand-up ? |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm here too. Back in Turnipland now.
Was great to meet you at last  "
Likewise
I met several people I'd not met before. I didn't meet everyone I'd like to have met but I'm not actually sure who was even there because I know there were some no shows.
A couple of people spoke to me as I was waiting for a taxi at the end but I was a bit zonked out by then and didn't make much sense. (Oi! Yes I do make sense usually! ) |
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"Not the whole forum, but I suppose tomorrow there will be several threads asking who wants verifications, who lost a charger and who left behind a squashed piece of birthday cake. "
No lost charger but there is one lost umbrella. |
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"Not the whole forum, but I suppose tomorrow there will be several threads asking who wants verifications, who lost a charger and who left behind a squashed piece of birthday cake.
No lost charger but there is one lost umbrella. "
You and that bloody umbrella |
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"Not the whole forum, but I suppose tomorrow there will be several threads asking who wants verifications, who lost a charger and who left behind a squashed piece of birthday cake.
No lost charger but there is one lost umbrella. "
There was a white umbrella at the main door of the lodge when I left... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive found a charger,I want lots of veris and how do you get the imprint of a cupcake out of a white dress
Suck it and see. "
Ill need a sucker to do the job x |
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"Not the whole forum, but I suppose tomorrow there will be several threads asking who wants verifications, who lost a charger and who left behind a squashed piece of birthday cake.
No lost charger but there is one lost umbrella.
There was a white umbrella at the main door of the lodge when I left... "
This was a blue umbrella left at Jaydees after the afternoon pre social. I got a few spares so its ok.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive found a charger,I want lots of veris and how do you get the imprint of a cupcake out of a white dress "
Gutted I didn't get to speak to you but what you wore was stunning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive found a charger,I want lots of veris and how do you get the imprint of a cupcake out of a white dress
Gutted I didn't get to speak to you but what you wore was stunning."
You should have made yourself known and said hi |
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"Ive found a charger,I want lots of veris and how do you get the imprint of a cupcake out of a white dress
Gutted I didn't get to speak to you but what you wore was stunning.
You should have made yourself known and said hi "
I did |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive found a charger,I want lots of veris and how do you get the imprint of a cupcake out of a white dress
Gutted I didn't get to speak to you but what you wore was stunning.
You should have made yourself known and said hi "
I'm bloody gutted I didn't I kept spotting you but I was speaking to people and didn't want to be rude |
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