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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have a great business plan and just need £250,000 to get it kicked off. So, if there are true investors or millionaires on this site give me a shout.
I was told by a venture capitalist that I should look everywhere and anywhere because you just never know.
Please bear in mind I have a limited number of emails so I may not be able to respond to you all!!!!  |
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I don't have spare cash - let's be honest, I don't have enough cash!
However, I work for a micro business and it's damn hard work. Cash/grants/investments are thin on the ground at the moment and it's difficult. Having said that I wouldn't have it any other way.
Have you looked into crowdfunding?
Good luck and I hope you find your investor!
Vix xx |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I don't have spare cash - let's be honest, I don't have enough cash!
However, I work for a micro business and it's damn hard work. Cash/grants/investments are thin on the ground at the moment and it's difficult. Having said that I wouldn't have it any other way.
Have you looked into crowdfunding?
Good luck and I hope you find your investor!
Vix xx"
I know what you mean. Ding ding chips are a cut throat business these days. Have you considered branching out into potato waffles? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well according to my emails my Nigerian uncle just died and he has left me 7.2m dollars so I may be in yet...."
Thanks for all your generous offers, but I have had some great fortune come my way today. By pure coincidence I am also the only living relative to a deceased Nigerian tycoon, I have the emails from a genuine hotmail account to confirm it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a great business plan and just need £250,000 to get it kicked off. So, if there are true investors or millionaires on this site give me a shout.
I was told by a venture capitalist that I should look everywhere and anywhere because you just never know.
Please bear in mind I have a limited number of emails so I may not be able to respond to you all!!!! "
Seems you just have a idea ? No funding ? Or capital do you have assets such as a house business premise that's you could offset a commercial loan ? |
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Im always looking for somewhere to shove my load. How come the venture capitalist didnt want to screw you over? Obviously I would expect a better deal than the rest's, and youre not just getting the capital, you also stand to gain from my experience and contacts - this is the reason my fab friends list is private, as it alone is worth a quarter of a million. I will need to see you standing sweating in the bright lights whilst your little proposal is given a good dose of common sense, and you are grilled to ensure you know who is boss. |
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As a marketing professor, I need to know how you would 'position' your product and what market 'penetration' you are hoping to achieve. How do you plan to develop customer 'intimacy'? I am sure the ladies want to know your size and growth prospects |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well according to my emails my Nigerian uncle just died and he has left me 7.2m dollars so I may be in yet....
Thanks for all your generous offers, but I have had some great fortune come my way today. By pure coincidence I am also the only living relative to a deceased Nigerian tycoon, I have the emails from a genuine hotmail account to confirm it!!"
Me too! I'm gonna spend mine on the penis pumps and viagra that are promising to change my life. Got to go - they are selling out fast! (Anybody got a spare penis? - I knew there was a bloody catch!!) |
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"I have a great business plan and just need £250,000 to get it kicked off. So, if there are true investors or millionaires on this site give me a shout.
I was told by a venture capitalist that I should look everywhere and anywhere because you just never know.
Please bear in mind I have a limited number of emails so I may not be able to respond to you all!!!! "
No idea what the business is and how you are planning to use the £250k... So for those reasons... I am out  |
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