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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bit of fun that was post before...
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favourite song in the lift.
6. You watch the news for the weather report.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8 You no longer get six weeks holiday in the summer.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those fucking kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Frankie And Benny’s closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A £4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The one I did not put on there but have noticed Steve do a lot of is sounds effects when moving... such as getting in/out of bed, on/off chairs etc... lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You left out...
• Let out a groan when you get up out a chair.
• You inadvertently fart when you have yer morning pee.
• When the leaders of every political party is younger than you are.
• You couldn't care less about all of the above cos you've had a great, fulfilling, wild, exciting, heck of a ride.
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