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"What is it about clean-cut, suited and booted young men that I find so attractive? lol They're all celibate too...oh...sooo naughty! "I've seen underwear similar to that on a lot of womens profiles on here  | |||
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"What is it about clean-cut, suited and booted young men that I find so attractive? lol They're all celibate too...oh...sooo naughty! "Clean cut, suited & booted. That'll be me tomorrow in Huddersfield for an interview   | |||
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" Is it the crush you had (maybe) on Donny Osmond back in the day?" Ha ha ha...no...I was a David Cassidy girl | |||
"The Mormon church didn't rescind their ban policy on black people until 1978. My favourite song from the musical: I got a feelin' that you could be feelin' A whole lot better than you feel today You say you got a problem Well, that's no problem It's super easy not to feel that way When you start to get confused Because of thoughts in your head Don't feel those feelings, hold them in instead Turn it off like a light switch Just go, click It's a cool little Mormon trick We do it all the time When you're feeling certain feelings That just don't seem right Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light And turn 'em off, light a light switch Just go back Really, what's so hard about that Turn it off, turn it off When I was young my dad Would treat my mom real bad Every time the Utah Jazz would lose He'd start a drinkin' and I'd start a thinkin' How'm I gonna keep my mom from getting abused I'd see her all scared and my soul was dyin' My dad would say to me Now don't you dare start cryin' Turn it off like a light switch Just go flick It's our nifty little Mormon trick Turn it off, turn it off My sister was a dancer but she got cancer The doctor said she still had two months more I thought she had time, so I got in line For the new iPhone at the Apple Store She lay there dying with my father and mother Her very last words were, "Where is my brother?" Turn it off (Yeah) Bid those sad feelings adieu The fear that I might get cancer, too When I was in fifth grade I had a friend, Steve Glade He and I were close as two friends could be One thing led to another and soon I would discover I was having really strange feelings for Steve I thought about us on a deserted island We'd swim naked in the sea and then he'd try and whoa Turn it off like a light switch There, it's gone (Good for you) My hetero side just won I'm all better now Boys should be with girls That's Heavenly Father's plan So if you ever feel You'd rather be with a man, turn it off Well Elder McKinley, I think it's okay That you're having gay thoughts Just so long as you never act upon them No 'cause then you're just keeping it down Like a dimmer switch on low Thinking nobody needs to know But that's not true Being gay is bad but lyin' is worse So just realize you have a curable curse And turn it off, turn it off, turn it off Now how do you feel? The same Then you've only got yourself to blame You didn't pretend hard enough Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes And find the box that's gay and crush it, okay No, no, I'm not having gay thoughts Alright, it worked Turn it off , turn it off, turn it off Like a light switch, just go click (Click, click) What a cool little Mormon trick (Trick trick) We do it all the time When you're feeling certain feelings that don't seem right Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light Turn it off like a light switch on a cord Now he's isn't gay any Turn it, turn it, turn it off " Damn I was just about to say that  | |||
"What is it about clean-cut, suited and booted young men that I find so attractive? lol They're all celibate too...oh...sooo naughty!
Clean cut, suited & booted. That'll be me tomorrow in Huddersfield for an interview "Good luck for tomorrow then  | |||
"What is it about clean-cut, suited and booted young men that I find so attractive? lol They're all celibate too...oh...sooo naughty!
Clean cut, suited & booted. That'll be me tomorrow in Huddersfield for an interview
Good luck for tomorrow then "Fankoo  | |||
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"The Mormon church didn't rescind their ban policy on black people until 1978. My favourite song from the musical: I got a feelin' that you could be feelin' A whole lot better than you feel today You say you got a problem Well, that's no problem It's super easy not to feel that way When you start to get confused Because of thoughts in your head Don't feel those feelings, hold them in instead Turn it off like a light switch Just go, click It's a cool little Mormon trick We do it all the time When you're feeling certain feelings That just don't seem right Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light And turn 'em off, light a light switch Just go back Really, what's so hard about that Turn it off, turn it off When I was young my dad Would treat my mom real bad Every time the Utah Jazz would lose He'd start a drinkin' and I'd start a thinkin' How'm I gonna keep my mom from getting abused I'd see her all scared and my soul was dyin' My dad would say to me Now don't you dare start cryin' Turn it off like a light switch Just go flick It's our nifty little Mormon trick Turn it off, turn it off My sister was a dancer but she got cancer The doctor said she still had two months more I thought she had time, so I got in line For the new iPhone at the Apple Store She lay there dying with my father and mother Her very last words were, "Where is my brother?" Turn it off (Yeah) Bid those sad feelings adieu The fear that I might get cancer, too When I was in fifth grade I had a friend, Steve Glade He and I were close as two friends could be One thing led to another and soon I would discover I was having really strange feelings for Steve I thought about us on a deserted island We'd swim naked in the sea and then he'd try and whoa Turn it off like a light switch There, it's gone (Good for you) My hetero side just won I'm all better now Boys should be with girls That's Heavenly Father's plan So if you ever feel You'd rather be with a man, turn it off Well Elder McKinley, I think it's okay That you're having gay thoughts Just so long as you never act upon them No 'cause then you're just keeping it down Like a dimmer switch on low Thinking nobody needs to know But that's not true Being gay is bad but lyin' is worse So just realize you have a curable curse And turn it off, turn it off, turn it off Now how do you feel? The same Then you've only got yourself to blame You didn't pretend hard enough Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes And find the box that's gay and crush it, okay No, no, I'm not having gay thoughts Alright, it worked Turn it off , turn it off, turn it off Like a light switch, just go click (Click, click) What a cool little Mormon trick (Trick trick) We do it all the time When you're feeling certain feelings that don't seem right Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light Turn it off like a light switch on a cord Now he's isn't gay any Turn it, turn it, turn it off Damn I was just about to say that "I'm a little bit addicted too that soundtrack!! | |||
"you obviously mean the sad, intellectually challenged 'missionaries' who come over here. Sex before marriage is a no no for them but once they do get married they breed like rabbits" Why are they intellectually challenged? | |||
"you obviously mean the sad, intellectually challenged 'missionaries' who come over here. Sex before marriage is a no no for them but once they do get married they breed like rabbits Why are they intellectually challenged? "Because they choose to live a life that doesnt fit in with todays Politically correct all invasive lifestyle 
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"I cannot stress enough that anyone visiting London goes to see The Book of Mormon. It is brilliantly offensive and entertaining.
"I really really REALLY want to see it!!!!! | |||
"I cannot stress enough that anyone visiting London goes to see The Book of Mormon. It is brilliantly offensive and entertaining.
I really really REALLY want to see it!!!!!"I want to go back and see it again. | |||
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"I have zero motivation to see that show. Not into the authors and the religion is an abomination and con. " The songs are catchy though | |||
"I have zero motivation to see that show. Not into the authors and the religion is an abomination and con. The songs are catchy though "And it's very funny. As an aside the actors are cute too. | |||
"I have zero motivation to see that show. Not into the authors and the religion is an abomination and con. The songs are catchy though
And it's very funny. As an aside the actors are cute too.
"Ive had the real missionaries live with me, who were all cute - they didnt approve of all my literature etc though. Those writers from that tv show annoy me to hell and Id avoid it unless I got shagged on stage to a catchy tune. | |||
"I have zero motivation to see that show. Not into the authors and the religion is an abomination and con. The songs are catchy though
And it's very funny. As an aside the actors are cute too.
Ive had the real missionaries live with me, who were all cute - they didnt approve of all my literature etc though. Those writers from that tv show annoy me to hell and Id avoid it unless I got shagged on stage to a catchy tune. "Yeah, but they're not actually in it. Except for the voices on the video narration. Forget south park, just go and see it for what it is, a brilliant satire on the religion. But with dick jokes. | |||
