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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

If I don't show up at the social, it's because I have starved.

Please send someone to rescue my cats before they are forced to eat me.

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Phone for a delivery

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You have a perfectly good cooker and salad doesn't require you to cook at all.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You have a perfectly good cooker and salad doesn't require you to cook at all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id rather starve than eat microwave crap

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

i threw mine out a few weeks agi, mainly because it was manky but also because i am trying to eat real food and not popity ping food

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Learn to cook. Ask Nigella for tips

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Id rather starve than eat microwave crap "

I'd starve without microwave crap.

Virtually everything I make goes in the microwave, even scrambled eggs and bacon.

I'm experiencing mild panic.

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"If I don't show up at the social, it's because I have starved.

Please send someone to rescue my cats before they are forced to eat me.

Thanks."

Have a pot noodle instead.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"If I don't show up at the social, it's because I have starved.

Please send someone to rescue my cats before they are forced to eat me.

Thanks.

Have a pot noodle instead.

I do have some limits!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Id rather starve than eat microwave crap "

have some boiled crap...boil in the bag crap is great too..especially used as a sauce

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

You can have my one, I never use it. Got given it as a housewarming gift, and I think I've defrosted bread in it twice over the last year...

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By *igSuki81Man over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Id rather starve than eat microwave crap "

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I can already feel myself getting weaker.

Help... Hel...

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I can already feel myself getting weaker.

Help... Hel..."

Now is the time to eat the emergency chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You could always borrow a toaster from Minxie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That is not a proper emergency, get this ... Somebody has eaten my last Magnum ! I am distraught

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Our Microwave has been nothing but a clock for years..

Hate cooking with them..

nothing ever looks or tastes the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I don't show up at the social, it's because I have starved.

Please send someone to rescue my cats before they are forced to eat me.

Thanks."

Can I have it?

I could make great use of the power supply and magnetron

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat cereal

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

I love my microwave

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If I don't show up at the social, it's because I have starved.

Please send someone to rescue my cats before they are forced to eat me.

Thanks.

Can I have it?

I could make great use of the power supply and magnetron

You and VV should get together and tinker in your garage. I think you could probably solve the issue of creating home nuclear fusion.

You may need to add one small aubergine to the microwave and car parts though.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I only use mine to defrost and reheat food I have cooked myself, oh and scrambled eggs

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Get over it the world hasn't ended it's a microwave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get over it the world hasn't ended it's a microwave

lol Sounds like the microwave requires attention.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That is not a proper emergency, get this ... Somebody has eaten my last Magnum ! I am distraught "

Get down the co op and buy some more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Decided no more when last one packed up. Now i use a small sauce pan to do all the things i used it for and its actually just as quick annd easy as the microwave.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Get over it the world hasn't ended it's a microwave

You'll be sorry when I starve to death!!!!!!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You and VV should get together and tinker in your garage.

That would probably be quite dangerous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't think I'd notice if mine broke. I'd be annoyed if it went though, as it stops my pile of post getting too big. I can only fit so much on top of the microwave befire it hits the cupboard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That is not a proper emergency, get this ... Somebody has eaten my last Magnum ! I am distraught

Get down the co op and buy some more

I would but as you can probably guess given some of the shit threads I've started tonight, I'm unable to walk in a straight line never mind drive .... Shit ! How do you know I live near the co op

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I found an Electric Iron hiding in the back of a cupboard, I now use it for toasting bread and cooking Kippers, I'm now thinking about putting a 40 amp fuse in it and attempting the slow cooked stew while im at work

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You and VV should get together and tinker in your garage.

That would probably be quite dangerous

Considering I'm building a pulse jet and a true jet engine (from an old turbocharger) in there at the moment it would be certainly interesting.

My plans for the magnetron could be highly dangerous too, not something I can explain on an open forum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I use the microwave as a bread bin

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By *atelotmanMan over a year ago

Chatham

First law of being a single guy. If its not microwaveable it not food.An that coming from someone who was a chef

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By *ichaelangelaCouple over a year ago

notts

couldnt live without my microwave for when i let my cuppa go cold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That is not a proper emergency, get this ... Somebody has eaten my last Magnum ! I am distraught "

That's nothing, my box of quality street had no orange cremes. I cried.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've blown one up and set fire to another one. I don't have much luck.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You and VV should get together and tinker in your garage.

That would probably be quite dangerous

Considering I'm building a pulse jet and a true jet engine (from an old turbocharger) in there at the moment it would be certainly interesting.

My plans for the magnetron could be highly dangerous too, not something I can explain on an open forum."

Remind me to send you the pulse jet video I have.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i ll ne ur nekkid chef

who needs a microwave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My phone is broken, could I have your number?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You and VV should get together and tinker in your garage.

That would probably be quite dangerous

Considering I'm building a pulse jet and a true jet engine (from an old turbocharger) in there at the moment it would be certainly interesting.

My plans for the magnetron could be highly dangerous too, not something I can explain on an open forum.

Remind me to send you the pulse jet video I have."

Is it by Colin Furze by any chance? I got the blueprints from his website. He built one and fitted to a girls pushbike!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine broke about 2months ago didn't replace it as I thought I don't use it much. But I'm now realising it's a pain when I want to reheat food, 5mins now takes an hour. Can't just stick the fudge cake in to warm it up, same for when my cuppa goes cold. Definitely going to have to get another

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not had one for ten years... I have a slow cooker tho, love it

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Use mine, once in a blue moon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I use the microwave quite often but as it is a combi-oven it is versatile. It saves firing up the gas oven sometimes and use it for defrosting often

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You and VV should get together and tinker in your garage.

That would probably be quite dangerous

Considering I'm building a pulse jet and a true jet engine (from an old turbocharger) in there at the moment it would be certainly interesting.

My plans for the magnetron could be highly dangerous too, not something I can explain on an open forum.

Remind me to send you the pulse jet video I have.

Is it by Colin Furze by any chance? I got the blueprints from his website. He built one and fitted to a girls pushbike!"

Nope, it's the one they made at the Halley base in Antarctica the year before last.

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I need bread and milk if you bring them with your food you can use mine, a scratch mine I ll scratch yours,

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

XVoluptuous, couldnt you cook with your jets instead? May be faster than microwaves. Could probably get a good crispy finish too. Otherwise, get someone to pop into an electrical store for youand ask them to let you test the products with your food. Not sure if argos 16 day trial would work for one - you could work through the catalogue with a different model each time, comparing them all.

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

"If I don't show up at the social, it's because I have starved.

Please send someone to rescue my cats before they are forced to eat me.

Thanks."

worst invention EVER they should all be in landfill..

destroying basic cooking skills

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"If I don't show up at the social, it's because I have starved.