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What're the best and worst things a single guy can say?
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As a newbie here on this forum, I am still trying to navigate the waters. I do not want to say stuff that offends people or pisses them off. I want to make some good friends here. So, with that said, tell me - what have been your best and worst conversations with single men? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No matter what you say, you'll almost certainly offend at least one person. Forget about it, grow a thick skin and just say what you wanna say.
It's worse if you hold back from saying stuff just so you can try and fit in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What will you do to me when we meet?
What will you wear when we meet?
Do you suck cock?
Can I cum in your mouth?
Will you swallow it?
All those questions make me think fantasist,selfish,boring |
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"What will you do to me when we meet?
What will you wear when we meet?
Do you suck cock?
Can I cum in your mouth?
Will you swallow it?
All those questions make me think fantasist,selfish,boring "
I guess that is what Tinatitz above called balls doing the talking 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn, the site crashed and I didn't think it had posted. Muchos apologias, mes ami's  "
Tell the truth....... You're losing your marbles and thought you hadn't posted really.  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Damn, the site crashed and I didn't think it had posted. Muchos apologias, mes ami's
Tell the truth....... You're losing your marbles and thought you hadn't posted really. "
You've seen my profile? Does that suggest that I ever had any marbles in the first place?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Damn, the site crashed and I didn't think it had posted. Muchos apologias, mes ami's
Tell the truth....... You're losing your marbles and thought you hadn't posted really.
You've seen my profile? Does that suggest that I ever had any marbles in the first place? "
Very true, what was I thinking................ah, I see my mistake now..............thinking |
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"Damn, the site crashed and I didn't think it had posted. Muchos apologias, mes ami's
Tell the truth....... You're losing your marbles and thought you hadn't posted really.
You've seen my profile? Does that suggest that I ever had any marbles in the first place? "
Eeeerrrrmmmm so what are those two protuding mamas I see???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Damn, the site crashed and I didn't think it had posted. Muchos apologias, mes ami's
Tell the truth....... You're losing your marbles and thought you hadn't posted really.
You've seen my profile? Does that suggest that I ever had any marbles in the first place?
Eeeerrrrmmmm so what are those two protuding mamas I see??? "
Those ain't marbles |
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"As a newbie here on this forum, I am still trying to navigate the waters. I do not want to say stuff that offends people or pisses them off. I want to make some good friends here. So, with that said, tell me - what have been your best and worst conversations with single men?"
Every conversation bring on a new 'challenge'until I have met the person face to face. |
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"Damn, the site crashed and I didn't think it had posted. Muchos apologias, mes ami's
Tell the truth....... You're losing your marbles and thought you hadn't posted really.
You've seen my profile? Does that suggest that I ever had any marbles in the first place?
Eeeerrrrmmmm so what are those two protuding mamas I see???
Those ain't marbles "
Yeah??? You've not tried motorboating them have you??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What will you do to me when we meet?
What will you wear when we meet?
Do you suck cock?
Can I cum in your mouth?
Will you swallow it?
All those questions make me think fantasist,selfish,boring "
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"Don't see women on here as somewhere to park your cock and unload. We want different experiences,we want mutual pleasuring please "
Lol - I have always believed that intellectual stimulation is the path to physical nirvana I hope to find a few people here who believe in mutual pleasure begins in the mind. My cock remains firmly sheathed till then |
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By *issLissCouple
over a year ago
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Here's the way I go about replying when reading messages:
Firstly if the guy has a cock avatar - delete
Then subject line - mention cock, wanna fuck etc or is just crass - delete (something witty is good)
Following by the message: original, charming, witty, funny or an element of even just one of these will then lead me to their profile
On the profile if I am attracted to them, their profile is again charming or witty or funny and well written, their veris are of decent quality and not quantity then and only then will reply....
That's just the first stage... Then to get a meet is some more hoops lol
I think single guys do better in bars than on here personally but good luck!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What will you do to me when we meet?
What will you wear when we meet?
Do you suck cock?
Can I cum in your mouth?
Will you swallow it?
All those questions make me think fantasist,selfish,boring "
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"Here's the way I go about replying when reading messages:
Firstly if the guy has a cock avatar - delete
Then subject line - mention cock, wanna fuck etc or is just crass - delete (something witty is good)
Following by the message: original, charming, witty, funny or an element of even just one of these will then lead me to their profile
On the profile if I am attracted to them, their profile is again charming or witty or funny and well written, their veris are of decent quality and not quantity then and only then will reply....
That's just the first stage... Then to get a meet is some more hoops lol
I think single guys do better in bars than on here personally but good luck!!
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Thanks for that feedback! I have no such pics on my profile need to work on my wit, though!
Honestly, I have not come here with any expectations. If something happens, great. However, my raison d'être is just finding a few good friends, people who are non-judgmental, and with whom I can have a good conversation. This forum is a beginning - but if there is anyone who would like to chat some more with me, it would the icing on the cake. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Damn, the site crashed and I didn't think it had posted. Muchos apologias, mes ami's
Tell the truth....... You're losing your marbles and thought you hadn't posted really.
You've seen my profile? Does that suggest that I ever had any marbles in the first place?
Eeeerrrrmmmm so what are those two protuding mamas I see???
Those ain't marbles
Yeah??? You've not tried motorboating them have you?? "
That was user error and nowt to do with me  |
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