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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
Now i adore these things, AND I AM TALKING FRUIT HERE!!! 
Now eating these lil gorgeous things out in public, what do i do with the stones?
Spit em out randomly at passers by i dont like the look of?
Dispose of them in a lady like manner in the nearest refuge receptacle?  |
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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
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I eat the fruit, but keep the stones in my mouth until they are smooth, then when anyone is stupid enough to speak to me, I spit them at them, one at a time. After 6 or 7, just when they think I've finished, have started to act my age, they repeat the question. Which is when I fire some more at them.
Guaranteed to ensure I get left alone for the rest of the day after they flounce off to speak to someone who "isn't a bloody idiot". |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I eat the fruit, but keep the stones in my mouth until they are smooth, then when anyone is stupid enough to speak to me, I spit them at them, one at a time. After 6 or 7, just when they think I've finished, have started to act my age, they repeat the question. Which is when I fire some more at them.
Guaranteed to ensure I get left alone for the rest of the day after they flounce off to speak to someone who "isn't a bloody idiot"."
my mouth isnt big enough |
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Theres an old joke here, they say you can tell someones class by the way they eat cherries they are served in a restaurant.
Working class spit them straight out
Middle class push them to the side of their mouths and remove them discretely
Upper class look horrified that noone has removed the stones for them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I actually nibble around them in public...there seems to be an absence of social etiquette where the humble cerry is concerned, so I eat them like plums! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now i adore these things, AND I AM TALKING FRUIT HERE!!!
Now eating these lil gorgeous things out in public, what do i do with the stones?
Spit em out randomly at passers by i dont like the look of?
Dispose of them in a lady like manner in the nearest refuge receptacle?
be a lady and not eat in public? ....runs and hies lol"
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Now i adore these things, AND I AM TALKING FRUIT HERE!!!
Now eating these lil gorgeous things out in public, what do i do with the stones?
Spit em out randomly at passers by i dont like the look of?
Dispose of them in a lady like manner in the nearest refuge receptacle?
be a lady and not eat in public? ....runs and hies lol "
on ya knees n behave like a good boy now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now i adore these things, AND I AM TALKING FRUIT HERE!!!
Now eating these lil gorgeous things out in public, what do i do with the stones?
Spit em out randomly at passers by i dont like the look of?
Dispose of them in a lady like manner in the nearest refuge receptacle?
be a lady and not eat in public? ....runs and hies lol on ya knees n behave like a good boy now "
 . why is yer alter ego Daniel or theo other one? lol   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now i adore these things, AND I AM TALKING FRUIT HERE!!!
Now eating these lil gorgeous things out in public, what do i do with the stones?
Spit em out randomly at passers by i dont like the look of?
Dispose of them in a lady like manner in the nearest refuge receptacle?
be a lady and not eat in public? ....runs and hies lol on ya knees n behave like a good boy now
. why is yer alter ego Daniel or theo other one? lol il take daniel, you can have
well all I can say is..."come in SDteven Gerrard you are next in line" lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now i adore these things, AND I AM TALKING FRUIT HERE!!!
Now eating these lil gorgeous things out in public, what do i do with the stones?
Spit em out randomly at passers by i dont like the look of?
Dispose of them in a lady like manner in the nearest refuge receptacle? "
I loves um too and when disposing of the pips it looks like im coughing. sooooooo lady like |
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