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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's the end of the world, the zombies rule and wantonly roam the streets looking for flesh to devour (sounds bit like some of the Fab members).
Your stuck in the local corner shop they're rattling the doors and they won't hold long so you turn to the person above and do/say/suggest what exactly ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will let you answer the door while we try and beat a hasty retreat out the back.  "
Nasty...I hope the take you by the back door 
rubs them in pickled onion monster munch. Not even the undead would eat that stuff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Grab all the spirits and everything flammable, cover the door in them, stand back, light it, go out the back, jump though gardens to safety.
Achievement unlocked. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Grab all the spirits and everything flammable, cover the door in them, stand back, light it, go out the back, jump though gardens to safety.
Achievement unlocked."
look mate I'm reasonable you know you want to get eaten out...its on your profile so just open the door. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Grab all the spirits and everything flammable, cover the door in them, stand back, light it, go out the back, jump though gardens to safety.
Achievement unlocked.
look mate I'm reasonable you know you want to get eaten out...its on your profile so just open the door."
Na you can go first. You've got plenty of muscle for them to eat.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Grab all the spirits and everything flammable, cover the door in them, stand back, light it, go out the back, jump though gardens to safety.
Achievement unlocked.You need to get out more "
Kinda hard to turn my imagination off. Plus I know the corner shops layout  |
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Would they know if you weren't one of em? Think i would scoot out the back and do zombie impressions and try bluff it ... Grabbing a few bottles of brandy fags( and lighter!) , and choccy on the way! Sorted!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fancy a Cornetto?
(Shaun Of The Dead reference)."
THERE IS NO DOUBT that if you opened that door with pink boa and hat on offering cornetto's that they would stop dead (excuse the pun).
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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I'd say, 'they may be a tough crowd, but I'll try some Zombie jokes on them!'
Crash goes the door.
'Good evening, former ladies and gentlemen and a big welcome to the members of the walking dead and to those who couldn't make it tonight due to having their legs blown off. How do you keep a good zombie down? Bury them in concrete!'
It would have to be a stand up routine, as I wouldn't wish to be the first comic to die on my arse. |
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Gather all the fizzy drinks and mentos I can find, fashion a lot of soft plugs for the top with a nail/screw in the middle. Drop a mentos into a bottle, put cap on and aim at zombie head. Cue dead Zombie once pressure builds up and shorts sharp pointy object into their head.
Obvious barricade door and window first, so that once glass breaks they cannot just rush in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We're going out fighting. Let's torch the f**kers!!  Just say the word already!! FUCKERS!!!!
Whoa whoa all this macho shit...let's try talking to them. ..I know some forum members talk zombie I've read their threads  "
You talk, me torch!
Nice knowing you! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's with all the fighting back…I'd be happy to be fucked from behind while I see how much alcohol and cigarettes I can consume before they kick the door in. I'm all for dying happy. |
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