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By *UNCHBOX OP Man
over a year ago
folkestone |
Anyone remember that advert with the bloke stuck with some sort of glue to a plane?. I can't remember what the name of the company, but i was always impressed with the guy who allowed himself to be stuck. |
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A finger of fudge is just enough to give yourself a treat.
A finger of fudge is just enough until its time to eat.
Its full of cadburys goodness & very good to eat!!
I've taken that tune with me, still emanates round my crazy head!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you walk through the door your pounds worth more at ??????? where else.
Someone help me with this one. Williams, sold carpets n furniture"
Yes, that's it I think. Ta  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cute blonde...."This is me, thinking, as usual about Dave.
Dave is super! Dave can do anything! Oh!, 'es really great! she says.
Then POW! Out pops my fairy godmother with an"'I'll give you three wishes routine."
Wish number one is easy. (Dave appears).
Next... I wish we were both at the sea-side. (they are now at the sea-side).
"Come on, Dave... let's swim," I say. Dave gestures with his hand waving no.
Cute blonde girl gets angry, saying, "What 'e really meant was, 'e could'nt Swim!"
Still got one wish left remember!
POW!! "Meet Mike ("Allo!"), 'e swims like a fish."
Dave feeling dejected says to the fairy-godmother,
"I wish... I wish I didn't keep losing me birds!'" to which the fairy godmother replies, hitting him with her magic wand, "Then, learn to swim young man! Learn to swim!"
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"Cute blonde...."This is me, thinking, as usual about Dave.
Dave is super! Dave can do anything! Oh!, 'es really great! she says.
Then POW! Out pops my fairy godmother with an"'I'll give you three wishes routine."
Wish number one is easy. (Dave appears).
Next... I wish we were both at the sea-side. (they are now at the sea-side).
"Come on, Dave... let's swim," I say. Dave gestures with his hand waving no.
Cute blonde girl gets angry, saying, "What 'e really meant was, 'e could'nt Swim!"
Still got one wish left remember!
POW!! "Meet Mike ("Allo!"), 'e swims like a fish."
Dave feeling dejected says to the fairy-godmother,
"I wish... I wish I didn't keep losing me birds!'" to which the fairy godmother replies, hitting him with her magic wand, "Then, learn to swim young man! Learn to swim!"
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Bloody hell! Down to the last word! Excellent..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sir Isaac Newton told us why
An apple falls down from the sky
And from this fact, it's very plain,
All other objects do the same
A brick, a bolt, a bar, a cup,
Invariably fall down, not up
And every common working tool
Is governed by the self-same rule
So when you handle tools up there,
Let your watchword be, "Take Care!"
If at work, you drop a spanner,
It travels in a downward manner
At work, a fifth of accidents or more,
Illustrate old Newton's law
But one thing he forgot to add,
The damage won't be half as bad
If you are wearing proper clothes,
Especially on your head and toes
These hats and shoes are there to save
The wearer from an early grave
So best feet forward and take care
About the kind of shoes you wear
It's better to be sure, than dead,
So get a hat and keep your head
Don't think to go without is brave;
The effects of gravity can be grave |
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By *ybMan
over a year ago
County Durham |
A chewy sweet bar from the 70's an animated cowboy who found himself tied to a burning stake or similar situation. Then you'd always see him walking off to the tag line
"All you want to do is chew....chew..chew@
Remember the ads like yesterday, can't think what the bar was called 
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"A chewy sweet bar from the 70's an animated cowboy who found himself tied to a burning stake or similar situation. Then you'd always see him walking off to the tag line
"All you want to do is chew....chew..chew@
Remember the ads like yesterday, can't think what the bar was called
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That's reminded me of the Chewits adverts...even chewier than Barrow-in-Furness bus depot...we loved that round here cos local places didn't get many mentions on national TV |
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I'll always remember my first trip to the caramel shop.....
Yeah, with that paedo caramel meister shop keeper. How wrong was that?
There was another one, wasn't there? About delving deep into Grandad's trouser pockets in search of his delicious butter candies. WTF?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pizza falls from nowhere into the hands of a buider! 'That's handy Harry!'
Also, more buiders in the back of a van singing 'Hope it's chips, it's chips
We all hope it's chips, it's chips' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A chewy sweet bar from the 70's an animated cowboy who found himself tied to a burning stake or similar situation. Then you'd always see him walking off to the tag line
"All you want to do is chew....chew..chew@
Remember the ads like yesterday, can't think what the bar was called
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By *ybMan
over a year ago
County Durham |
"A chewy sweet bar from the 70's an animated cowboy who found himself tied to a burning stake or similar situation. Then you'd always see him walking off to the tag line
"All you want to do is chew....chew..chew@
Remember the ads like yesterday, can't think what the bar was called
Texan"
Your a star, for the life of me I couldn't remember but I can now go search if the adverts are still around.
Owe you a coffee, your not far away
Cheers
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A chewy sweet bar from the 70's an animated cowboy who found himself tied to a burning stake or similar situation. Then you'd always see him walking off to the tag line
"All you want to do is chew....chew..chew@.
Remember the ads like yesterday, can't think what the bar was called
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. think it was Texan bars |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I liked the Mr Softy advert.. The one with a big blue/white rounded softie character mooching along a softie pavement chewing softie sweets. .... well thats how I remember it.
Mr Scruffy |
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Russ Abbott in the Cigar adverts..
TRIO TRIIIO I WANT A TRIO AND I WANT ONE NOW,NOT ONE NOT TWO BUT 3 THINGS IN IT, A CHOCLATEY BISCUIT AND A TOFFEE TASTE TOO!
Skol Skol Skol...
And then the video tapes Scotch and the skeleton rerecord not fade away |
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1001 cleans a big big carpet for less than half a crown ,,,,,,,,,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure if they've been mentioned already but I remember 2 vividly
1) Get busy with the fizzy - that's ???
2) Coast guard one with the man & woman sitting in deck chairs on the beach and the mans drowning at sea. The woman turns to her husband & says "aww look , he's waving at us".
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By *not69Man
over a year ago
Lancashire |
"Coast guard one with the man & woman sitting in deck chairs on the beach and the mans drowning at sea. The woman turns to her husband & says "aww look , he's waving at us".
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"I wish I didnt keep losing my bird"
"Then learn to swim young man, learn to swim" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'll know when you've been Tango'd...and so many did especially in Essex and Liverpool "
You'd think that's all they drink round here the colour of the tans
B&Q even named an orange paint after the town  |
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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago
INGATESTONE near Brentwood |
"You'll know when you've been Tango'd...and so many did especially in Essex and Liverpool
You'd think that's all they drink round here the colour of the tans
B&Q even named an orange paint after the town "
Hahaha yeah I've heard that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*alarm sound* They're gonna taste great, they're gonna taste great, I can hear the sound of frosties
hitting me plate..."
Who eats Frosties off a plate? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turkish delight one always freaked me out! Well the music did, a_ybody remember it with the Arabic prince the Princess and a snake in the sand. Also who remembers that 3-1 advert think it was washing powder some cowboys chasing each other through 3 different adverts as it seemed. And the Peugeot car adverts "the lion goes from strength to strength" good ole days.  |
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By *od6Woman
over a year ago
redcar |
The golden wonder crisp advert!!!
On top of old smokey all covered in snow
I lost my golden wonder to a brave navajo
He crept up behind me and he stole them away
Now down in the valley there a crunchin all day!!
Lmao been waiting years to do that... |
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Shake & Vac woman was clearly coming down and cleaning up after a house party the night before and had no underwear on. Look closely and you see her stocking tops and toys stuffed down the side of the chairs. Naughty girl.  |
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