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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
A friend of mine had updated his facebook status and gave a lovely opening for mirth; so obviously as only a fool would not shove a funny comment in, I got busy typing. It only took 20 seconds and in that time this unutterable oaf had deleted his update! 
I'm appalled, as I liked it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Salma Hayek took out an injunction against me. Stuck up cow! 
She does that to everyone. She's just playing hard to get "
You were stealing my knickers off the washing line!! |
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"A friend of mine had updated his facebook status and gave a lovely opening for mirth; so obviously as only a fool would not shove a funny comment in, I got busy typing. It only took 20 seconds and in that time this unutterable oaf had deleted his update!
I'm appalled, as I liked it.
Who has incurred your ire today? "
Same has happened to me on here type a reply to a thread and then post it and it comes up on the screen thread removed!  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Somebody's started a thread about finding their mum on Fab and erectjim hasn't posted. And I put the laundry in the machine only to realise one of the housemates had used up the last of the washing powder. The same one who used my shaving gel and one of my razors to give himself a wet headshave while I was at work yesterday .
Aargh! My ire is nothing compared to my upcoming slow burning campaign of retributive vengeance...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fell asleep with the radio on and woke up to Geoffrey Boycott *shudders*
Did he have his droopy lip on your knob??? "
could be worse, it could have been Jo good on BBC London |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A friend of mine had updated his facebook status and gave a lovely opening for mirth; so obviously as only a fool would not shove a funny comment in, I got busy typing. It only took 20 seconds and in that time this unutterable oaf had deleted his update!
I'm appalled, as I liked it.
Who has incurred your ire today?
Same has happened to me on here type a reply to a thread and then post it and it comes up on the screen thread removed! "
They are the best, you can make up anything you like and it looks like a quote of the deleted message |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went shopping for man-clothes today. The tedious makers of man-clothes have incurred my wrath. Monochromatic singular style check shirt making jizz moppers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Somebody's started a thread about finding their mum on Fab and erectjim hasn't posted. And I put the laundry in the machine only to realise one of the housemates had used up the last of the washing powder. The same one who used my shaving gel and one of my razors to give himself a wet headshave while I was at work yesterday .
Aargh! My ire is nothing compared to my upcoming slow burning campaign of retributive vengeance...
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Crumbs. |
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"Somebody's started a thread about finding their mum on Fab and erectjim hasn't posted. And I put the laundry in the machine only to realise one of the housemates had used up the last of the washing powder. The same one who used my shaving gel and one of my razors to give himself a wet headshave while I was at work yesterday .
Aargh! My ire is nothing compared to my upcoming slow burning campaign of retributive vengeance...
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Hmmmm what substance could you insert into a tube of shaving geo to best effect?
You want something that lingers... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Next door who are on holiday and left no 1 son home alone, loved being woken at 2.30 am and it's now 6.30 am and all is quiet, least I got my ironing all done  |
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