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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you're the one who has to take your own pics for Fab, how do you manage ?
I've tried the mirror shot but your eyes end up looking the wrong way...followed that by quickly looking up as I press click and I look like something from Mars attack with a startled face !
Let's face it the selfie is a conundrum for us all...pouty duck faces, zoomed in distorted squashed heads, scary looks and out of focus in your face penises which look like something out of the botanical gardens.
How do you like yours ? Any tips for the budding masses on fab ? |
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Ahh the timer shot..quickly run back and attempt to look natural...mmmm where shall I put my hand, head tilted, smile or do the boy band puppy eyes with a frown...choices choices. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" If you're the one who has to take your own pics for Fab, how do you manage ?
I've tried the mirror shot but your eyes end up looking the wrong way...followed that by quickly looking up as I press click and I look like something from Mars attack with a startled face !
Let's face it the selfie is a conundrum for us all...pouty duck faces, zoomed in distorted squashed heads, scary looks and out of focus in your face penises which look like something out of the botanical gardens.
How do you like yours ? Any tips for the budding masses on fab ? "
My main concern would be getting to the Clinic if my dick looked like a plant..Green is so not good 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahh the timer shot..quickly run back and attempt to look natural...mmmm where shall I put my hand, head tilted, smile or do the boy band puppy eyes with a frown...choices choices. "
This..lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!"
I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" If you're the one who has to take your own pics for Fab, how do you manage ?
I've tried the mirror shot but your eyes end up looking the wrong way...followed that by quickly looking up as I press click and I look like something from Mars attack with a startled face !
Let's face it the selfie is a conundrum for us all...pouty duck faces, zoomed in distorted squashed heads, scary looks and out of focus in your face penises which look like something out of the botanical gardens.
How do you like yours ? Any tips for the budding masses on fab ?
My main concern would be getting to the Clinic if my dick looked like a plant..Green is so not good
Gimp"
You have a point...It scares me now when it snaps shut when flies land on it. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Mine are flukes - but a 3 second countdown on PhotoBooth helps. Some positions I'd love to get into for photos but I can't get the laptop positioned right.
You could try shooting a hi-def video and then screen-shotting some good stills - I used to do that on my old couples account so we could both get in shot. |
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"Ahh the timer shot..quickly run back and attempt to look natural...mmmm where shall I put my hand, head tilted, smile or do the boy band puppy eyes with a frown...choices choices. "
My timer goes up to 15 secs which is plenty of time not to have to panic, but getting the distance etc right can take a few goes x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!
I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate."
That was taken during a shopping trip on Tuesday, I think I rocked that ensemble... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!
I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate.
That was taken during a shopping trip on Tuesday, I think I rocked that ensemble... "
It's a top look...A fun selfie...ppl take themselves too seriously.we should just randomly jump in front of the camera on a timer and post the first pic that appears no matter what it looks like. |
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"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!
I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate.
That was taken during a shopping trip on Tuesday, I think I rocked that ensemble... "
You look like a pretty princess  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mine are flukes - but a 3 second countdown on PhotoBooth helps. Some positions I'd love to get into for photos but I can't get the laptop positioned right.
You could try shooting a hi-def video and then screen-shotting some good stills - I used to do that on my old couples account so we could both get in shot."
I ain't going anywhere near High definition. ..have you seen the blemishes it shows up ? 
Mmmm laptop pics this could be fun. There's some real creativity out there when you check some profiles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!
I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate.
That was taken during a shopping trip on Tuesday, I think I rocked that ensemble...
It's a top look...A fun selfie...ppl take themselves too seriously.we should just randomly jump in front of the camera on a timer and post the first pic that appears no matter what it looks like. "
Go on then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!
I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate.
That was taken during a shopping trip on Tuesday, I think I rocked that ensemble...
It's a top look...A fun selfie...ppl take themselves too seriously.we should just randomly jump in front of the camera on a timer and post the first pic that appears no matter what it looks like. "
I rarely take myself seriously, even if I often appear to be a miserable git at times. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!
I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate.
That was taken during a shopping trip on Tuesday, I think I rocked that ensemble...
It's a top look...A fun selfie...ppl take themselves too seriously.we should just randomly jump in front of the camera on a timer and post the first pic that appears no matter what it looks like.
Go on then "
dare accepted...keep an eye out over the weekend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!
I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate.
That was taken during a shopping trip on Tuesday, I think I rocked that ensemble...
You look like a pretty princess "
I felt so glamorous stood in Poundland wearing that boa, Audrey Hepburn has nothing on me! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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I got a cheap car phone holder with a suction base, then use a timer app.
I even managed to chain myself to the door and take one for the Challenge Ryan threads.
It was like the Benny Hill show |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" If you're the one who has to take your own pics for Fab, how do you manage ?
I've tried the mirror shot but your eyes end up looking the wrong way...followed that by quickly looking up as I press click and I look like something from Mars attack with a startled face !
Let's face it the selfie is a conundrum for us all...pouty duck faces, zoomed in distorted squashed heads, scary looks and out of focus in your face penises which look like something out of the botanical gardens.
How do you like yours ? Any tips for the budding masses on fab ?
My main concern would be getting to the Clinic if my dick looked like a plant..Green is so not good
Gimp
You have a point...It scares me now when it snaps shut when flies land on it."
I think your supposed to use Baby oil not Baby bio
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I take lots of selfies but mostly rubbish. Phone at arms length and try a variety of smikes poses and then laugh at myself after trying to look nice."
 this is good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!
I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate.
That was taken during a shopping trip on Tuesday, I think I rocked that ensemble...
You look like a pretty princess
I felt so glamorous stood in Poundland wearing that boa, Audrey Hepburn has nothing on me!"
More Wrong Direction than One Direction
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Blu tac comes in handy too!Oooo elaborate...to keep the eyes looking ahead? "
Not exactly lol
A good amount of Blu tac on the head board, wedge the phone in slightly tilted down then position yourself teasingly on the bed ~ et voilla! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got a cheap car phone holder with a suction base, then use a timer app.
I even managed to chain myself to the door and take one for the Challenge Ryan threads.
It was like the Benny Hill show "
Man that is genius with a capital G. I'm going to try sticking it on my back for some rear shot's. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Blu tac comes in handy too!Oooo elaborate...to keep the eyes looking ahead?
Not exactly lol
A good amount of Blu tac on the head board, wedge the phone in slightly tilted down then position yourself teasingly on the bed ~ et voilla! "
you've spent time thinking about this. I see you have used a hammer to nail your camera to the wall also |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine are either taken by someone else or complete flukes!
I'm hoping Mr who that no one was taking shots from the butt on the range....excuse the pun.nice pink boah shot mate.
That was taken during a shopping trip on Tuesday, I think I rocked that ensemble...
It's a top look...A fun selfie...ppl take themselves too seriously.we should just randomly jump in front of the camera on a timer and post the first pic that appears no matter what it looks like.
Go on then dare accepted...keep an eye out over the weekend. "
I'll look forward to it, I think   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Blu tac comes in handy too!Oooo elaborate...to keep the eyes looking ahead?
Not exactly lol
A good amount of Blu tac on the head board, wedge the phone in slightly tilted down then position yourself teasingly on the bed ~ et voilla! you've spent time thinking about this. I see you have used a hammer to nail your camera to the wall also "
that's to keep naughty men in check lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got a cheap car phone holder with a suction base, then use a timer app.
I even managed to chain myself to the door and take one for the Challenge Ryan threads.
It was like the Benny Hill show "
Good thinking that Man
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Blu tac comes in handy too!Oooo elaborate...to keep the eyes looking ahead?
Not exactly lol
A good amount of Blu tac on the head board, wedge the phone in slightly tilted down then position yourself teasingly on the bed ~ et voilla! you've spent time thinking about this. I see you have used a hammer to nail your camera to the wall also
that's to keep naughty men in check lol"
That makes sense ...I always bring a chainsaw to bed. |
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