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over a year ago
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Ok think thats the best way to put it, is there anyone else who likes to see ladies using random household objects and fruits veggies as sex toys rather than the standard dildos ?? Or am I a bit weird here lol  |
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A four way gang bang would be good.
Take 4 hot bitches to IKEA with you, buy some flat pack, make them fix it up for you, then watch as they turn 'Stoll' upside down and each take a leg up their vag's.
Bobbing up and down in perfect harmony as if it was Light Night at The Proms |
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"A four way gang bang would be good.
Take 4 hot bitches to IKEA with you, buy some flat pack, make them fix it up for you, then watch as they turn 'Stoll' upside down and each take a leg up their vag's.
Bobbing up and down in perfect harmony as if it was Light Night at The Proms"
Ppttfff ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that killed me |
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After the four Stoll legs are well used, insert into helpless bloke who has not got a screw in him, till then. Follow instructions carefully and remember if you buy the ikea item on the net, distance selling regulations apply and bloke plus Stoll may be returned and sent to landfill or repurposed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok think thats the best way to put it, is there anyone else who likes to see ladies using random household objects and fruits veggies as sex toys rather than the standard dildos ?? Or am I a bit weird here lol "
Well if you're weird you're not alone.....my OH loves this too. After we got together I didn't look at my moisturiser (cylindrical container) the same way again....  |
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"Not sky remote controls? Women see enough of them on here. 
I thought they were sex toys!! You mean they're not? "
Ok now that has just become my favourite comment on this thread  |
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"An aubergine and a cucumber were on the agenda last night and so was a very small butternut squash, was an interesting night to say the least lol "
i chuckled when i read that...my memories of deciding which was one for eating and which one was for playing with |
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"An aubergine and a cucumber were on the agenda last night and so was a very small butternut squash, was an interesting night to say the least lol
i chuckled when i read that...my memories of deciding which was one for eating and which one was for playing with "
None of them were for eating this time |
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"An aubergine and a cucumber were on the agenda last night and so was a very small butternut squash, was an interesting night to say the least lol
i chuckled when i read that...my memories of deciding which was one for eating and which one was for playing with
None of them were for eating this time "
You are the sort of ladies that make this world fun x Anyone up for a more in-depth discussion |
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"An aubergine and a cucumber were on the agenda last night and so was a very small butternut squash, was an interesting night to say the least lol
i chuckled when i read that...my memories of deciding which was one for eating and which one was for playing with
None of them were for eating this time
You are the sort of ladies that make this world fun x Anyone up for a more in-depth discussion "
It was my fb who opened my eyes to the world of veggies haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An aubergine and a cucumber were on the agenda last night and so was a very small butternut squash, was an interesting night to say the least lol
i chuckled when i read that...my memories of deciding which was one for eating and which one was for playing with
None of them were for eating this time
You are the sort of ladies that make this world fun x Anyone up for a more in-depth discussion
It was my fb who opened my eyes to the world of veggies haha"
are you sure it was just your eyes they opened? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An aubergine and a cucumber were on the agenda last night and so was a very small butternut squash, was an interesting night to say the least lol
i chuckled when i read that...my memories of deciding which was one for eating and which one was for playing with
None of them were for eating this time
You are the sort of ladies that make this world fun x Anyone up for a more in-depth discussion "
Agreed Jon and ladies is that class as one of your 5 day? and came we come for dinner |
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"So you ladies ever go shopping for things like that on purpose ?? "
Last night was the first time id went on a special shopping trip, last time it was my fb that went to get them |
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"So you ladies ever go shopping for things like that on purpose ??
Last night was the first time id went on a special shopping trip, last time it was my fb that went to get them"
So you chose the butternut squash yourself lol were we feeling ambitious hahaha xx |
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"So you ladies ever go shopping for things like that on purpose ??
Last night was the first time id went on a special shopping trip, last time it was my fb that went to get them
So you chose the butternut squash yourself lol were we feeling ambitious hahaha xx "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So you ladies ever go shopping for things like that on purpose ??
Last night was the first time id went on a special shopping trip, last time it was my fb that went to get them
So you chose the butternut squash yourself lol were we feeling ambitious hahaha xx "
Yes i was and it added to the fun |
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"Did your ambition get the better of you though ? 
Nope it was miss mcsquishy 1 butternut squash 0 haha "
I would suggest the squash definitely scored |
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"I have looked at butternut before but not too sure  "
Thats why i picked the absolute smallest one i could find as didnt quite fancy a visit to the a and e staff |
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