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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent

Bloody hell been eaten alive while I slept got 3 massive bites on my bum one on my leg and one on my foot!

Wouldn't mind bit I'm wearing full length snuggle fit pj bottoms must of been determined little buggers!!!

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By *histler21Man  over a year ago

Ipswich

But you have an arse to die for... maybe they knew that too...

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By *histler21Man  over a year ago

Ipswich

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By *histler21Man  over a year ago

Ipswich

Is it wrong to be envious of a mozzie? I mean - it has got to nibble your arse..

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By *himanMan  over a year ago

chichester

Such a great bum think id bite it as well xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We have a mozzie net over our bed. It's a pain in the arse but it gives my wife a rest from being attacked by the bloody things.

They rarely bite me but they eat her slice and each bite swells up horrendously.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've never been bit in my life.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent

Found another one on the other leg!!

Argh!! I'm surprised I've got any blood left!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Found another one on the other leg!!

Argh!! I'm surprised I've got any blood left!! "

I would bite that bugger too. Nom nom nom.

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"Found another one on the other leg!!

Argh!! I'm surprised I've got any blood left!! "

Spray some fly killer in the room and gas the little bastid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not fleas or bed bugs?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it wrong to be envious of a mozzie? I mean - it has got to nibble your arse.."

No. It's wrong to be a massive kiss arse, though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you'd like someone to come and kiss it better - i'll volunteer.

I know - I'm all heart.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We don't get mosquitoes! Just midges!

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Found another one on the other leg!!

Argh!! I'm surprised I've got any blood left!!

Spray some fly killer in the room and gas the little bastid. "

I will if I can't find the bloody thing x

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Is it wrong to be envious of a mozzie? I mean - it has got to nibble your arse..

No. It's wrong to be a massive kiss arse, though. "

How about being a mardy arse is that ok?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple  over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Bloody hell been eaten alive while I slept got 3 massive bites on my bum one on my leg and one on my foot!

Wouldn't mind bit I'm wearing full length snuggle fit pj bottoms must of been determined little buggers!!! "

I have been eaten alive too.....thankfully not on my bum!

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Bloody hell been eaten alive while I slept got 3 massive bites on my bum one on my leg and one on my foot!

Wouldn't mind bit I'm wearing full length snuggle fit pj bottoms must of been determined little buggers!!!

I have been eaten alive too.....thankfully not on my bum!

"

I've counted a grand total of 9 bites so far! Not impressed x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What creature wouldn't wanna bite that delectable derrière

Musta been a greedy beggar though, 9 bites? Had to have been a bloke insect, had to try 9 times to get it right.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What creature wouldn't wanna bite that delectable derrière

Musta been a greedy beggar though, 9 bites? Had to have been a bloke insect, had to try 9 times to get it right. "

Actually - it's only female mosquitoes that bite.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it wrong to be envious of a mozzie? I mean - it has got to nibble your arse..

No. It's wrong to be a massive kiss arse, though.

How about being a mardy arse is that ok? "

I hope so or I'd be fucked!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bloody hell been eaten alive while I slept got 3 massive bites on my bum one on my leg and one on my foot!

Wouldn't mind bit I'm wearing full length snuggle fit pj bottoms must of been determined little buggers!!! "

Well who could resist a nice bite on ur bum

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ouch! Try putting some repellent around the bed and on your japamas.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Ouch! Try putting some repellent around the bed and on your japamas.

"

Forgot to get some today! Was too busy trying not to scratch my arse in public!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ouch! Try putting some repellent around the bed and on your japamas.

Forgot to get some today! Was too busy trying not to scratch my arse in public! "

I bet you did though.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Ouch! Try putting some repellent around the bed and on your japamas.

Forgot to get some today! Was too busy trying not to scratch my arse in public!

I bet you did though.

"

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

Apparently the bite and sting relief zapper works - boots sell them.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Apparently the bite and sting relief zapper works - boots sell them."

Thanks I'll check that out! X

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