Split right up the sides,
Every time that Mary ran,
The boys could see her thighs.
Margaret had another skirt,
Split right up the front,
She didn't wear that one very often.
Bored now. Your turn...... |
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"Split right up the sides,
Every time that Mary ran,
The boys could see her thighs.
Margaret had another skirt,
Split right up the front,
She didn't wear that one very often.
Bored now. Your turn......"
Ha ha! I used to live listening to Terry Wogan reading out the limericks and poems that people sent him, mostly absolute filth and depravity  |
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On the road to tipperary I met a young
lady called mary, with sparkleing teeth
and blond hair that shone a pretty girl
was mary I asked her if she wanted to
Dance with sparkleing blue eyes and a
Lovely smile she took my hand,off we danced
all night to the sounds of the band and
later on under a full new moon we kissed
And cuddled all night long she was a lovely girl was mary.....  |
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Ha ha! I used to live listening to Terry Wogan reading out the limericks and poems that people sent him, mostly absolute filth and depravity "
Yep. Do you remember the Bushes?
Tudor and Anita?
Or the very reverend Pastor Kidneys? |
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Ha ha! I used to live listening to Terry Wogan reading out the limericks and poems that people sent him, mostly absolute filth and depravity
Yep. Do you remember the Bushes?
Tudor and Anita?
Or the very reverend Pastor Kidneys?"
yep. I used to drive to work giggling sometimes because he would be in paroxysms of laughter over a rhyme. |
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Mary had a profile on Fab
And her inbox was full of mail
All she got was pics of cock
Some cocks were hard as nail
When Mary replied with a 'thanks but no thanks'
She was called a bitch and slag
She did not really realise
It was because she did not shag
So Mary came on the forum
to vent off some steam
Very soon she was an expert
On every subject and got very mean
Mary spent too much time
Replying to and creating threads
She got so busy in this life
she now had got 2 heads
Mary's story has a moral
And it's not very hard to get
there's more to life in this world
Or cock pics is all you will get
 yes I'm bored |
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"Mary had a profile on Fab
And her inbox was full of mail
All she got was pics of cock
Some cocks were hard as nail
When Mary replied with a 'thanks but no thanks'
She was called a bitch and slag
She did not really realise
It was because she did not shag
So Mary came on the forum
to vent off some steam
Very soon she was an expert
On every subject and got very mean
Mary spent too much time
Replying to and creating threads
She got so busy in this life
she now had got 2 heads
Mary's story has a moral
And it's not very hard to get
there's more to life in this world
Or cock pics is all you will get
yes I'm bored "
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