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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I had a text today from a friend
He was having a meet due to arrive in 20mins
Real hot apparently
However , he needed a poo !
He asked me does he go for a poo but then have his whole apartment smell
Or
Hold it in
Lol
I didn't know what to say to that lol
In the end he waited but didn't enjoy himself as all could think of was needing a poo
Ha ha ha what would you do !!??!?!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If he can't have a shite and get rid of the smell in 20 minutes I am thinking two things:
1. He should see a Doc
Or 2. His toilet / bathroom does not meet building regs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If he can't have a shite and get rid of the smell in 20 minutes I am thinking two things:
1. He should see a Doc
Or 2. His toilet / bathroom does not meet building regs "
 brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How small is his apartment ?
Lol it's quite small and the bathroom has no windows lol "
Does he have a fan in the kitchen?
Oh, no, sorry for going there. As they say. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just imagine the outcome, if during play his meet had stuck her little pinky up his arse - all hell could have broken loose   "
dont think she would have managed - more than tight shut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If he can't have a shite and get rid of the smell in 20 minutes I am thinking two things:
1. He should see a Doc
Or 2. His toilet / bathroom does not meet building regs "
first real laugh out loud today! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm glad my previous post has caused some humour, but I for one taking Building Regulations very seriously
Health and safety "
In a nutshell - no laughing matter people
Now does he own or rent this apartment ? |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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Gone when she arrived so she could appreciate his honesty, being comfy in his own skin, she could have helped him open windows and light a dozen candles, too. They could have had a good laugh, whilst she blocked him on here and popped back to her car to get some lube and vanish....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gone when she arrived so she could appreciate his honesty, being comfy in his own skin, she could have helped him open windows and light a dozen candles, too. They could have had a good laugh, whilst she blocked him on here and popped back to her car to get some lube and vanish.... "
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ba |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You mean it DOESN'T smell like roses? More like something you put on your roses? He should just be honest and told her he did it to cover up the smell of his feet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You mean it DOESN'T smell like roses? More like something you put on your roses? He should just be honest and told her he did it to cover up the smell of his feet."
Ha ha ha |
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