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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It seems that some threads can really go off on tangents. Recently a lycra on men thread led to discussions on road tax and riding two abreast on bikes.

Using a tenuous link to the post above see how many tangents we can go off on from the original subject.....its light hearted by the way.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


" It seems that some threads can really go off on tangents. Recently a lycra on men thread led to discussions on road tax and riding two abreast on bikes.

Using a tenuous link to the post above see how many tangents we can go off on from the original subject.....its light hearted by the way."

fancy a Shag?

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman  over a year ago

Glenrothes


" It seems that some threads can really go off on tangents. Recently a lycra on men thread led to discussions on road tax and riding two abreast on bikes.

Using a tenuous link to the post above see how many tangents we can go off on from the original subject.....its light hearted by the way.fancy a Shag? "

You are such a tart!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" It seems that some threads can really go off on tangents. Recently a lycra on men thread led to discussions on road tax and riding two abreast on bikes.

Using a tenuous link to the post above see how many tangents we can go off on from the original subject.....its light hearted by the way.fancy a Shag? "

Our house needs new carpets. Should we get thick shag or shallow shag?

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By *udistnorthantsMan  over a year ago

Desborough

can you squirt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" It seems that some threads can really go off on tangents. Recently a lycra on men thread led to discussions on road tax and riding two abreast on bikes.

Using a tenuous link to the post above see how many tangents we can go off on from the original subject.....its light hearted by the way.fancy a Shag? "

A shag is a sea bird often seen around the British coast, distinctive by its large black wingspan which it airs gracefully to dry it's feathers.

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

You're all going to hell!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"can you squirt? "

Oi...who are you calling squirt ? eh!

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire

I once read a book about a hijack while eating some pineapple.

Pineapple, as everyone knows, is the true king of fruits

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


" It seems that some threads can really go off on tangents. Recently a lycra on men thread led to discussions on road tax and riding two abreast on bikes.

Using a tenuous link to the post above see how many tangents we can go off on from the original subject.....its light hearted by the way.fancy a Shag?

You are such a tart!!!! "

shut it you your just jealous cause I got in the first lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Very interesting!

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Charles Bronson (the inmate) has taken over 20 people hostage in his time, never killed any of them, not done any real damage to them physically either.

On one occasion after holding him captive for a few days, his hostage farted out loud in front of him.

Charlie was so offended he kicked him out of his cell with utter disgust.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Very interesting!"

Now that's a thread stopper comment. ..

Now back to the thread. Do I fancy a shag ? Hell no i'm a professional straight guy

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Very interesting!

Now that's a thread stopper comment. ..

Now back to the thread. Do I fancy a shag ? Hell no i'm a professional straight guy "

dammit man right how's about a snog and il bugger off back up north? Hee hee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nice bottom!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Very interesting!

Now that's a thread stopper comment. ..

Now back to the thread. Do I fancy a shag ? Hell no i'm a professional straight guy dammit man right how's about a snog and il bugger off back up north? Hee hee "

We are professional.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Very interesting!

Now that's a thread stopper comment. ..

Now back to the thread. Do I fancy a shag ? Hell no i'm a professional straight guy dammit man right how's about a snog and il bugger off back up north? Hee hee "

Hey if you lot vote no you can't come down here taking our snogs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Very interesting!

Now that's a thread stopper comment. ..

Now back to the thread. Do I fancy a shag ? Hell no i'm a professional straight guy dammit man right how's about a snog and il bugger off back up north? Hee hee

We are professional."

Yes but do you pay road tax

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Very interesting!

Now that's a thread stopper comment. ..

Now back to the thread. Do I fancy a shag ? Hell no i'm a professional straight guy dammit man right how's about a snog and il bugger off back up north? Hee hee

Hey if you lot vote no you can't come down here taking our snogs. "

slops off back under my stone

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nice bottom!"

Thanks. I can't see yours but it's lovely too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Very interesting!

Now that's a thread stopper comment. ..

Now back to the thread. Do I fancy a shag ? Hell no i'm a professional straight guy dammit man right how's about a snog and il bugger off back up north? Hee hee

Hey if you lot vote no you can't come down here taking our snogs. slops off back under my stone "

Ah quit feeling sorry for yourself ill meet you at the airport.

Vote yes...only so I can see what happens !!

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By *hrissie1961Woman  over a year ago

dumfries and galloway


" It seems that some threads can really go off on tangents. Recently a lycra on men thread led to discussions on road tax and riding two abreast on bikes.

Using a tenuous link to the post above see how many tangents we can go off on from the original subject.....its light hearted by the way.fancy a Shag?

A shag is a sea bird often seen around the British coast, distinctive by its large black wingspan which it airs gracefully to dry it's feathers."

I was thrown out of my primary 7 class for laughing when we were learning the poem about shags

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's very warm out today. I fancy a Pimms

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"Charles Bronson (the inmate) has taken over 20 people hostage in his time, never killed any of them, not done any real damage to them physically either.

On one occasion after holding him captive for a few days, his hostage farted out loud in front of him.

Charlie was so offended he kicked him out of his cell with utter disgust."

This made me laugh, is it true?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

There's a poem about shag ? Oooo do share.

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Charles Bronson (the inmate) has taken over 20 people hostage in his time, never killed any of them, not done any real damage to them physically either.

On one occasion after holding him captive for a few days, his hostage farted out loud in front of him.

Charlie was so offended he kicked him out of his cell with utter disgust.

This made me laugh, is it true? "

Yes.

It wasnt in the film but in another scence which was also true, he got himself and his hostage to cover him in butter so when the screws burst the door down they couldnt get a good grip of him.

Bronson is one of the best acting performances I have ever seen.

Charlie does have his own website with all his art on, its worth a look

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Very interesting!

Now that's a thread stopper comment. ..

Now back to the thread. Do I fancy a shag ? Hell no i'm a professional straight guy dammit man right how's about a snog and il bugger off back up north? Hee hee

Hey if you lot vote no you can't come down here taking our snogs. slops off back under my stone

Ah quit feeling sorry for yourself ill meet you at the airport.

Vote yes...only so I can see what happens !!"

ffs no sympathy around here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Charles Bronson (the inmate) has taken over 20 people hostage in his time, never killed any of them, not done any real damage to them physically either.

On one occasion after holding him captive for a few days, his hostage farted out loud in front of him.

Charlie was so offended he kicked him out of his cell with utter disgust."

have you ever seen the drawings he has done?

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Charles Bronson (the inmate) has taken over 20 people hostage in his time, never killed any of them, not done any real damage to them physically either.

On one occasion after holding him captive for a few days, his hostage farted out loud in front of him.

Charlie was so offended he kicked him out of his cell with utter disgust.

have you ever seen the drawings he has done? "

Yes they are all on his appeal fund website under art.

Quite comical

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"Charles Bronson (the inmate) has taken over 20 people hostage in his time, never killed any of them, not done any real damage to them physically either.

On one occasion after holding him captive for a few days, his hostage farted out loud in front of him.

Charlie was so offended he kicked him out of his cell with utter disgust.

This made me laugh, is it true?

Yes.

It wasnt in the film but in another scence which was also true, he got himself and his hostage to cover him in butter so when the screws burst the door down they couldnt get a good grip of him.

Bronson is one of the best acting performances I have ever seen.

Charlie does have his own website with all his art on, its worth a look

"

haha...I might go take a look

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Charles Bronson (the inmate) has taken over 20 people hostage in his time, never killed any of them, not done any real damage to them physically either.

On one occasion after holding him captive for a few days, his hostage farted out loud in front of him.

Charlie was so offended he kicked him out of his cell with utter disgust.

have you ever seen the drawings he has done?

Yes they are all on his appeal fund website under art.

Quite comical "

and in his autobiography as well, I love the cameras appearing in all corners everywhere lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a lot of eagle comics

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a lot of eagle comics"

Are you bald?

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"I have a lot of eagle comics"

Be worth a bit in years to come / now ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Very interesting!

Now that's a thread stopper comment. ..

Now back to the thread. Do I fancy a shag ? Hell no i'm a professional straight guy dammit man right how's about a snog and il bugger off back up north? Hee hee

We are professional.

Yes but do you pay road tax"

Do you have a face pic?

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Very interesting!

Now that's a thread stopper comment. ..

Now back to the thread. Do I fancy a shag ? Hell no i'm a professional straight guy dammit man right how's about a snog and il bugger off back up north? Hee hee

We are professional.

Yes but do you pay road tax"

Actually I don't anymore thank you, you have a problem with that, hmmm?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

What time we all going to church at on Sunday?

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

I never learnt to drive so I walk everywhere. I had to walk to work this morning carrying a large plastic lobster since it wouldn't fit in my bag. True story. Got some proper odd looks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And what's wrong with a rotundish man wearing Lycra

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Very interesting!

Now that's a thread stopper comment. ..

Now back to the thread. Do I fancy a shag ? Hell no i'm a professional straight guy dammit man right how's about a snog and il bugger off back up north? Hee hee

We are professional.

Yes but do you pay road tax

Do you have a face pic?"

I do but you asked first and I find it very rude when people demand one without sending one tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need an accountability partner to motivate me to sort out this mess!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Very interesting!

Now that's a thread stopper comment. ..

Now back to the thread. Do I fancy a shag ? Hell no i'm a professional straight guy dammit man right how's about a snog and il bugger off back up north? Hee hee

We are professional.

Yes but do you pay road tax

Actually I don't anymore thank you, you have a problem with that, hmmm?

"

You think you got problems !!! I was cycling on the pavement other day and this woman with a buggy refused to pull over ! What's wrong with people having to walk on the pavement.

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By *illwill69uMan  over a year ago

moston

There is a hole in a pavement near me! Been there for ages, what's that about?

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

There's a hole in my new knickers - I knicked my knickers cutting the tag off!

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire


"There's a hole in my new knickers - I knicked my knickers cutting the tag off!

"

Hope you didn't nick 'em

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By *illwill69uMan  over a year ago

moston


"There's a hole in my new knickers - I knicked my knickers cutting the tag off!

"

I'm sure you will be getting lots of offers to fill your hole!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What's the name of the guy who used to be in heartbeat ?

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By *illwill69uMan  over a year ago

moston

dont mention the Police!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"dont mention the Police!"

message in a bottle

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS  over a year ago

London


"dont mention the Police!

message in a bottle"

Love to give a massage using a bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Woodpecker

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


" It seems that some threads can really go off on tangents. Recently a lycra on men thread led to discussions on road tax and riding two abreast on bikes.

Using a tenuous link to the post above see how many tangents we can go off on from the original subject.....its light hearted by the way."

Wanna learn French? Am your girl? Lol

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

That thing. You know, thingy. Giving it all that. Can't remember exactly. Anyone agree?

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"There's a hole in my new knickers - I knicked my knickers cutting the tag off!

Hope you didn't nick 'em"

No, not nicked knickers, legitimately purchased knicked knickers!!!

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"That thing. You know, thingy. Giving it all that. Can't remember exactly. Anyone agree?"

Gimme that, gimme that, gimme gimme gimme that, gimme that thing, gimme that, gimme gimme that......?

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"That thing. You know, thingy. Giving it all that. Can't remember exactly. Anyone agree?

Gimme that, gimme that, gimme gimme gimme that, gimme that thing, gimme that, gimme gimme that......?"

That's the thing. Thanks.

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By *illwill69uMan  over a year ago

moston

Tanks, World of Tanks!

I love that game!

Anyone else play?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" It seems that some threads can really go off on tangents. Recently a lycra on men thread led to discussions on road tax and riding two abreast on bikes.

Using a tenuous link to the post above see how many tangents we can go off on from the original subject.....its light hearted by the way.

Wanna learn French? Am your girl? Lol "

Is your name clio ? Teach me teach me.

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


" It seems that some threads can really go off on tangents. Recently a lycra on men thread led to discussions on road tax and riding two abreast on bikes.

Using a tenuous link to the post above see how many tangents we can go off on from the original subject.....its light hearted by the way.

Wanna learn French? Am your girl? Lol

Is your name clio ? Teach me teach me."

Papa? Nicole?

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By *illwill69uMan  over a year ago

moston

Be careful she may want you to write a French letter!

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


" It seems that some threads can really go off on tangents. Recently a lycra on men thread led to discussions on road tax and riding two abreast on bikes.

Using a tenuous link to the post above see how many tangents we can go off on from the original subject.....its light hearted by the way.

Wanna learn French? Am your girl? Lol

Is your name clio ? Teach me teach me."

Va Va Voom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once read a book about a hijack while eating some pineapple.

Pineapple, as everyone knows, is the true king of fruits"

Apparently it can take between 2-3 years to grow a Pineapple.... however in ideal conditions it's possible to grow them in as little as 20 months...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I once read a book about a hijack while eating some pineapple.

Pineapple, as everyone knows, is the true king of fruits

Apparently it can take between 2-3 years to grow a Pineapple.... however in ideal conditions it's possible to grow them in as little as 20 months... "

You know a guy called bob ? Funny looking guy with a square head hangs around with Patrick ?

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By *bony in IvoryCouple  over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Ahh the pineapple under the tree.... Talking of trees ... My apple trees are doing well this year... Oh and nice weather for the time of year! ... Is it me or is this year whizzing by? ... Be Xmas before we know it! .... Is all that Virgins fault!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Ahh the pineapple under the tree.... Talking of trees ... My apple trees are doing well this year... Oh and nice weather for the time of year! ... Is it me or is this year whizzing by? ... Be Xmas before we know it! .... Is all that Virgins fault! "

Christmas is only 6 months away

God knows what I'm going to get everyone this year...

Talking of virgins did you all know that I am actually a virgin

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By *bony in IvoryCouple  over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

No! I am the Virgin!! Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just lost my cherry, never mind it was giving me the pip anyway

Gimp

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I just lost my cherry, never mind it was giving me the pip anyway

Gimp "

Are Kiplings cherry bakewells the best?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just lost my cherry, never mind it was giving me the pip anyway

Gimp

Are Kiplings cherry bakewells the best? "

I didn't know zeppelins were making a comeback

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I just lost my cherry, never mind it was giving me the pip anyway

Gimp

Are Kiplings cherry bakewells the best?

I didn't know zeppelins were making a comeback "

Jimmmy Page is still amazing!

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By *illwill69uMan  over a year ago

moston

The Good The Bad and The Ugly is a classic film!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I love spaghetti

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


" I love spaghetti"

hoops?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The Good The Bad and The Ugly is a classic film!"

I once dated a man who was in 'film' but I found him too 'clingy'

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By *bony in IvoryCouple  over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"The Good The Bad and The Ugly is a classic film!

I once dated a man who was in 'film' but I found him too 'clingy'"

oh! Back to the lycra thread with Clingy! Yayyyy Done a full circle! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The Good The Bad and The Ugly is a classic film!

I once dated a man who was in 'film' but I found him too 'clingy'"

You could clearly see through him...very transparent individual.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But the film wouldn't work without the projection lamp shining through...surely that is the point of film?

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By *riskynriskyCouple  over a year ago

Essex.

Transparent, reminds me I must wash the windows...

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


" It seems that some threads can really go off on tangents. Recently a lycra on men thread led to discussions on road tax and riding two abreast on bikes.

Using a tenuous link to the post above see how many tangents we can go off on from the original subject.....its light hearted by the way.

Wanna learn French? Am your girl? Lol

Is your name clio ? Teach me teach me.

Va Va Voom "

Thierry Henry said that.

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By *illwill69uMan  over a year ago

moston


"Transparent, reminds me I must wash the windows..."

I'm very good at washing pets...

Would you like your pussy pampered?

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By *B9 QueenWoman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Transparent, reminds me I must wash the windows...

I'm very good at washing pets...

Would you like your pussy pampered?"

Pampering treatments are a waste of time. Better off doing it yourself. Have you seen what some spas charge these days?

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By *illwill69uMan  over a year ago

moston

Never been to Spa...

Love watching the bikes race at Mallory Park.

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By *riskynriskyCouple  over a year ago

Essex.


"Transparent, reminds me I must wash the windows...

I'm very good at washing pets...

Would you like your pussy pampered?"

Sorry her pussy is one of those hairless ones. It still likes a stroke though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Them bikes sure go fast on the Isle of Man tt.talking if which the audi TT is a bit of a hairdressers car ?

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By *B9 QueenWoman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Transparent, reminds me I must wash the windows...

I'm very good at washing pets...

Would you like your pussy pampered?

Sorry her pussy is one of those hairless ones. It still likes a stroke though..."

Must have to be careful with it in this sun. Bet it burns easily.

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By *illwill69uMan  over a year ago

moston

could do with finding a good male hairdresser, but not one with sideburns.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"I have a lot of eagle comics

Be worth a bit in years to come / now ?"

Not if we all have em stashed. Imagine the disappointment if we all saved the same thing as our nest egg, to find them worth nothing when we come to try to flog it. Anyone else saved natwest pigs? My mum has a set.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman  over a year ago

Glenrothes


" It seems that some threads can really go off on tangents. Recently a lycra on men thread led to discussions on road tax and riding two abreast on bikes.

Using a tenuous link to the post above see how many tangents we can go off on from the original subject.....its light hearted by the way.fancy a Shag?

You are such a tart!!!! shut it you your just jealous cause I got in the first lol "

Damn you sussed me out!!!!!

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By *illwill69uMan  over a year ago

moston


" It seems that some threads can really go off on tangents. Recently a lycra on men thread led to discussions on road tax and riding two abreast on bikes.

Using a tenuous link to the post above see how many tangents we can go off on from the original subject.....its light hearted by the way.fancy a Shag?

You are such a tart!!!! shut it you your just jealous cause I got in the first lol

Damn you sussed me out!!!!! "

And you look so good in stockings!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've got a Terrior called Jack!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in love with jack sparrow

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How do you go off on a tangent on a thread about going off on a tangent?

Discuss what makes threads head off in other directions.

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"How do you go off on a tangent on a thread about going off on a tangent?

Discuss what makes threads head off in other directions.

"

What IS that in your avatar pic anyway? ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"How do you go off on a tangent on a thread about going off on a tangent?

Discuss what makes threads head off in other directions.

What IS that in your avatar pic anyway? ?

"

It's one of the fat women statues by City Hall. This one is sitting in a chair and there is another chair next to it so that you can sit together.

Ooo, nicely diverted.

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"How do you go off on a tangent on a thread about going off on a tangent?

Discuss what makes threads head off in other directions.

What IS that in your avatar pic anyway? ?

It's one of the fat women statues by City Hall. This one is sitting in a chair and there is another chair next to it so that you can sit together.

Ooo, nicely diverted. "

Haha you saw what I did there

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